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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/31/2013 5:36:03 PM

TNDommeK

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I just got this one:

"No one wants to hang out with you bc you have fat rolls under your arms
thanks for playing"

*looks under arms, confused*
I think she/he has the wrong person? but whatever, I guess Ill go cry in the shower because no one wants to hang out with me.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 2/1/2013 11:58:56 PM

MysticFireTopaz

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Gotta give this guy credit for being direct:

Miss,

I have to be honest. I like to have sex, I like passionate, uninhibited sex. period

I have a preference for women around my age who like to explore in the bedroom.

Unfortunately, there is nothing whatsoever about this approach that piques my interest, LOL.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 2/2/2013 12:08:19 AM

TwoHeartsBeatOne

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LOL, okay, this just in... a call to action from our future leaders(?)

quote:

I am in a fraternity at florida state...one of our pledges has initiation...he has to be a slave to a woman for a weekend...want a pledge as a slave or not really?

Gotta give the boys credit for trying!

I sent them to "Ask a Mistress." Any takers? LOL

< Message edited by TwoHeartsBeatOne -- 2/2/2013 12:20:20 AM >

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 2/2/2013 2:36:41 AM

TwoHeartsBeatOne

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quote:

ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

quote:

ORIGINAL: smartsub10

quote:

He uses his experience in life and his knowledge of her to provide proper direction and punishment when the need arises. (I always love the assumption that just because someone has labeled themselves as Dominant, they think they're automatically smarter and have more common sense)

I get countless messages sent to me that have this mentality. My experience has been that I am waaayyyy smarter than most of the men who contact me and offer to "guide" and "direct" me. hahahahahahahahahahaha

Yeah, it goes right along with the ego that thinks that giving a lecture to random strangers is appropriate. (Let me add that the email was just a wall of text)

This man doesn't know me or anything about me. There is nothing in my profile or my journal that even suggests that I want or need an explanation of Daddy Doms. But he sent it anyway.

I guess I was supposed to be so impressed that he's willing to protect me from myself by telling me how relationships are supposed to go, that I should just pack up and move to Indiana.

No, OsideGirl, he either lives in Florida now, or his doppelganger does! ROFLMAO
(I just can't conceive of any reality in which there is more than one!)

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 2/2/2013 2:50:36 AM

TwoHeartsBeatOne

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OsideGirl By the way, I got the same email, too.

< Message edited by TwoHeartsBeatOne -- 2/2/2013 2:52:36 AM >

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― Anaïs Nin

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 2/2/2013 4:57:36 AM

SinFix

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"Hi" was all he sent which after checking back later when on the computer and not phone, he had triggered the spam filter..LOL

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 2/2/2013 8:41:59 AM

Lynnxz

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I just got " LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU ARE LOOKING AS I WOULD BE VERY INTERESTED!! THANKS"

The hilarious bit was his photo, which was an upside down car which had clearly been for a flip or two, with the caption, "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DRINK AND DRIVE LOL"

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 2/2/2013 10:04:12 AM

MysticFireTopaz

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quote:

ORIGINAL: TwoHeartsBeatOne

LOL, okay, this just in... a call to action from our future leaders(?)

quote:

I am in a fraternity at florida state...one of our pledges has initiation...he has to be a slave to a woman for a weekend...want a pledge as a slave or not really?

Gotta give the boys credit for trying!

I sent them to "Ask a Mistress." Any takers? LOL

Too bad he's not here in Texas....I have a list of distasteful household chores and a "honey do" list a mile long. I could keep him really busy. It would be one of the most boring weekends of his life, though! (j/k - I really would not let a person I didn't know very, very well anywhere near my house, let alone having him spend the entire weekend here)

< Message edited by MysticFireTopaz -- 2/2/2013 10:07:56 AM >

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 2/3/2013 4:36:37 AM

piccante

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Just received this stellar offer:

quote:

Hi i am an extreme master looking for total ownership and control of a female slave or sub my goal is to have tpe and to have you to get your head shaved to show your true commitment to me if this is of interest to you message me you must have a cam and be prepared to start straight away

"If this is of interest to you"? "If"? My god, how ever could it not be!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 2/3/2013 5:24:47 AM

TenderTorment

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quote:

ORIGINAL: piccante

Just received this stellar offer:

quote:

Hi i am an extreme master looking for total ownership and control of a female slave or sub my goal is to have tpe and to have you to get your head shaved to show your true commitment to me if this is of interest to you message me you must have a cam and be prepared to start straight away

"If this is of interest to you"? "If"? My god, how ever could it not be!

by start straight away does he mean come to cam armed with a set of clippers? If so I have a set you can borrow lol

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 2/3/2013 5:36:16 AM

piccante

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Well don't hang about; he wants me to start straight away, don'tcha know! I can only hope he'll wait for them to be delivered overnight, because I wouldn't be able to bear it should he lose interest...

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 2/3/2013 5:43:19 AM

TenderTorment

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quote:

ORIGINAL: piccante

Well don't hang about; he wants me to start straight away, don'tcha know! I can only hope he'll wait for them to be delivered overnight, because I wouldn't be able to bear it should he lose interest...

Lol, I think our plan could be scuppered already, these extreme master types are awfully impatient from what I've heard, I fear you have missed your window of opportunity, oh well, hair today, gone tomorrow!!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 2/3/2013 5:47:57 AM

piccante

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quote:

oh well, hair today, gone tomorrow!!

I just snorted my tea through my nose!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 2/3/2013 6:00:28 AM

TenderTorment

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quote:

ORIGINAL: piccante

quote:

oh well, hair today, gone tomorrow!!

I just snorted my tea through my nose!

Oh my, what would Mr Tetley say to that lol

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 2/4/2013 7:28:43 AM

poise

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Being that I was held captive on the other side while trying to make my way to the forum,
I finally got noticed by MrDaddyDomExtraordinaire! (not his real id)

Him Daddy wants to take you under his wing and teach and guide you TO GIVE
YOU THE STRUCTURE YOU DESIRE AND NEED. Daddy likes to pick your panties out and
show you how to open your legs correct. Do you have yahoo messenger and a cam we
can talk there.
Read my profile and respond back.

Me How lovely of you to take my needs into consideration, above and beyond your own.
It's true, ever since that one night in 1989, I have had troubles with opening my legs. Can you
give me an idea of the methods you use to fix this? My orthopedic doctor is at a complete loss.
I look forward to hearing from you soon!

Him this is not a one way street lil girl , of course yours needs are looked after .
How far are you from N/O? I come to Baton Rouge alot for business

MeIf you come to Baton Rouge often, wouldn't it make more sense to ask how
far I was from Baton Rouge instead of how far I am from New Orleans? The answer to
both is not too far. What business are you in? Do you make a good living so that if
you fail at getting me to open my legs properly, you can send me to a leg opening specialist?
Also, does your salary allow you to buy me the prettiest panties ever? I would hate for you to
pick out ugly ones.

Him good girl I asked you about N/O as yesterday the Super bowl and was wondering
hiw it effected your life. Meet me on yahoo messenegr to talk about what panties you will
wear for me (He then signs off with his other username!)

MeI don't care for football, so it didn't affect me in anyway. I don't have yahoo, and
never saw the need for it. And how would being on messenger change the course of the
discussion you seem so eager to have? And why on earth do you have more than one profile here?

Him download messenger it is free , and I have a stalker so needed to get a new profile

MeYikes! You have a stalker? I'm not sure I'd be interested in becoming involved
with a DaddyDom who can show me how to open my legs properly and pick out my panties,
if he has this kind of drama in his life. What if your stalker finds out I'm wearing the same
panties you once picked out for her?

Him you have me yahoo messege me if you are serious

MeBut you haven’t answered my questions regarding your business and your salary.
How serious can you be if you leave me to wonder about such important details?

I soooooooo missed being able to get on the message board!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 2/4/2013 8:42:26 AM

TenderTorment

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quote:

Him download messenger it is free , and I have a stalker so needed to get a new profile

Me thinks he has stalker written all over him!!

Glad to have you back (almost) unscathed lol

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 2/4/2013 9:04:51 AM

OsideGirl

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Poise, my dear, you had Master snorting, he was laughing so hard.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 2/4/2013 9:23:12 AM

punisher440

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quote:

ORIGINAL: poise

Being that I was held captive on the other side while trying to make my way to the forum,
I finally got noticed by MrDaddyDomExtraordinaire! (not his real id)

Him Daddy wants to take you under his wing and teach and guide you TO GIVE
YOU THE STRUCTURE YOU DESIRE AND NEED. Daddy likes to pick your panties out and
show you how to open your legs correct. Do you have yahoo messenger and a cam we
can talk there.
Read my profile and respond back.

Me How lovely of you to take my needs into consideration, above and beyond your own.
It's true, ever since that one night in 1989, I have had troubles with opening my legs. Can you
give me an idea of the methods you use to fix this? My orthopedic doctor is at a complete loss.
I look forward to hearing from you soon!

Him this is not a one way street lil girl , of course yours needs are looked after .
How far are you from N/O? I come to Baton Rouge alot for business

MeIf you come to Baton Rouge often, wouldn't it make more sense to ask how
far I was from Baton Rouge instead of how far I am from New Orleans? The answer to
both is not too far. What business are you in? Do you make a good living so that if
you fail at getting me to open my legs properly, you can send me to a leg opening specialist?
Also, does your salary allow you to buy me the prettiest panties ever? I would hate for you to
pick out ugly ones.

Him good girl I asked you about N/O as yesterday the Super bowl and was wondering
hiw it effected your life. Meet me on yahoo messenegr to talk about what panties you will
wear for me (He then signs off with his other username!)

MeI don't care for football, so it didn't affect me in anyway. I don't have yahoo, and
never saw the need for it. And how would being on messenger change the course of the
discussion you seem so eager to have? And why on earth do you have more than one profile here?

Him download messenger it is free , and I have a stalker so needed to get a new profile

MeYikes! You have a stalker? I'm not sure I'd be interested in becoming involved
with a DaddyDom who can show me how to open my legs properly and pick out my panties,
if he has this kind of drama in his life. What if your stalker finds out I'm wearing the same
panties you once picked out for her?

Him you have me yahoo messege me if you are serious

MeBut you haven’t answered my questions regarding your business and your salary.
How serious can you be if you leave me to wonder about such important details?

I soooooooo missed being able to get on the message board!

And here I thought you weren't going to tell everyone...ebil,wicked Poise[herkimer]....

.I was trying to get a financial statement together along with a selection of high end undies but it seems you weren't serious.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 2/4/2013 10:12:11 AM

jlf1961

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Her: I saw your profile and found you very interesting. And your pics are nice, I want to get to know you better. Tell me the important things in your life.

Me: The important things in my life are my family, my grandson, my grand nephew and my dogs.

Her: Oh, you are one of those people

That was the last message and she blocked me.

If she had actually looked at my pics, she would have seen a pic of one of my dogs when she was younger. As for the "one of those people" what the fuck is she talking about.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 2/4/2013 10:17:43 AM

theshytype

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I received this one yesterday:

Ok sweety.... you like to make it difficult.... then tell me more about your will to submit.... because from your glance in the photo, it seems you like to challenge a Dom more than submitting to it... you seem challenging and even arrogant in your glance.... but i am sure you do it because you need so much to be put in your place by someone stronger than you... and also because you have fear... and try to dissimulate fear by challenging... isn't it right?

Screw palm readers, he knows me so well by looking at my eyes.

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