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WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/12/2013 12:35:20 AM)
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<~~boy bows to the aura and power of the Dominant Goddess......(smile) head lowered legs spread on hands and knees totally open/vulnerable/naked....
I had an AoL - Special Interests rp flashback. The whole mental image is probably lost on me, not being a Dominant Goddess and all.
Then there was the guy who contacted me and in his first message invited me to move in with him. Told him I was on my way with my 4 kids and dog, and how do I get in contact with him. Still waiting on a reply.
Oh, and the guy who had this thing for marble eggs and wanted to put it in delicate places. (from my journal) Not sure I'm quite interested in sitting on marble eggs. Last thing I need to do is hatch any more offspring. Besides, after reading the offer, I had this horrible mental image of having to go to the ER and explain why I was using my feminine parts as an incubator for a marble egg.
My response to him? I have a better idea. Bend over. Let's see how well it works as a butt plug. That way YOU have to do the explaining of things to the ER team of physicians. Assuming they don't asphyxiate themselves laughing too hard.
Let's not neglect the prolific requests of whether or not I like Black cocks. Serioiusly? My answer to them, I don't care what color it is. Unless the package comes with a little more depth and class than that, all it is good for is stock and gumbo.
Bon Apetite!
Oh yeah, there is the guy who claims his 'friend' is in a fraternity and to pledge he has to spend the weekend as a slave to a woman. yeah right. Completely fell for that one, ummm nope. At this point, i'm just deleting and not replying.
Then there is this gem:
I'm (name removed) a hypnotherapist. I've been trancing my good friends husband for over a year now. I've recently learned that he's been cheating on her with our other friend. I confronted him and told him that if he don't agree to slavery to the person I pick for him then I'm telling his wife everything..I'm asking if your interested in taking him as your slave where you can make him work for you Forced bisexuality, domestic etc. He's actuall a nice looking guy 39 years 5 ft9 about 165 pounds. He knows if he don't agree and obey the person I pick for him then Im just letting everything out....Let me know if your interested
oh yeah, and the guy who starts the email, "hey there! haven't seen you in a long time, how have you been? I miss you. Call me." And gives me his number...No clue who the guy is. He was friendly and upbeat though, i almost called him for kicks.
Lots of fun email, just can't remember them all
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