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tazzygirl -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/12/2013 1:28:20 PM)
Better than "gr8 pixs ladypact, me b ur slave?"

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/13/2013 4:14:07 PM)
quote: Oh yeah, there is the guy who claims his 'friend' is in a fraternity and to pledge he has to spend the weekend as a slave to a woman. yeah right. Completely fell for that one, ummm nope. At this point, i'm just deleting and not replying. Then there is this gem: I'm (name removed) a hypnotherapist. I've been trancing my good friends husband for over a year now. I've recently learned that he's been cheating on her with our other friend. I confronted him and told him that if he don't agree to slavery to the person I pick for him then I'm telling his wife everything..I'm asking if your interested in taking him as your slave where you can make him work for you Forced bisexuality, domestic etc. He's actuall a nice looking guy 39 years 5 ft9 about 165 pounds. He knows if he don't agree and obey the person I pick for him then Im just letting everything out....Let me know if your interested These folks really get around. I got the one about the fraternity pledge a couple of times and got the one from the hypnotherapist as well.

jlf1961 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/13/2013 10:55:24 PM)
quote: If you're not into hitting me we wouldn't be a match sorry, but good luck with your search! Sorry but the last person I used my fists on ended up in ICU, and I ended up with fifteen stitches from a knife wound. Slaps, spankings, paddles and that stuff is my limit.

DesFIP -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/14/2013 1:53:27 PM)
Am I the only person who in response to the fraternity one wants to tell them to go home for the weekend and do all the chores he's promised his mother he'd get to for months. Clean up his room and throw out trash, take unwanted clothes to the Salvation Army. Change all the high light bulbs that she can't reach and require a ladder. Wash the walls and ceiling. I mean, come on folks, any mother could assign a weekend's worth of chores easy. Which reminds me, my son wants a favor, I shall go inform him that he needs to run the knife sharpener for me which he promised to do back in March.

chemeli -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/14/2013 4:25:52 PM)
One message i got not too long ago was from a men who wanted a picture of me with duct tape on my mouth to prove that it was indeed me and not some fake. But the way he asked it, because he was (claimed to be) a Dom, asking it in a rude manner made it ok for him to ask such a thing.

DommeDelicious2u -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/16/2013 11:40:06 AM)
"Hot, alpha, successful, educated gentleman hoping to meet a dominant Goddess to transform him into a sweet bitch boy" Lol really and just how are we to determine if any of the above is true? Nothing else in his profile?...

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/16/2013 10:45:09 PM)
The latest: I'm new slave, strange here in dallas, handsome very good guy, looking for Female Dominant older then me, I have a car I can visit you, can we talk please? My Yahoo: XXXXXX my skype: XXXXXXXXXX Thanks Strange? Yes, you can say that again! Looking for a Female Dominant? Then why does he say he's a dominant himself? He also evidently missed the part about no chat requests in red capital letters on my profile. Verdict: Off to Blocked User Lane he goes. This is the second time he's annoyed me, and there won't be a third.

hlen5 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/17/2013 12:03:01 AM)
Honestly, I read that as "I as a slave am looking for a Dominant woman who is older than myself."

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/17/2013 5:47:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hlen5 Honestly, I read that as "I as a slave am looking for a Dominant woman who is older than myself." Sorry, I meant to say that he states he is a dominant in his profile. His message contradicts this, saying he's a slave.

hlen5 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/17/2013 1:21:03 PM)
Then never mind!![;)][;)][;)]

theshytype -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/18/2013 11:17:45 AM)
I'm in love. I just received the sweetest, most creative message ever: "hello shy type lets chat lil sub slut"

DommeDelicious2u -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/24/2013 2:46:33 PM)
"Send me a pic" is the latest one I got...when I clicked on his profile... Said, profile not found? lol I only send a pic when I have been chatting with someone and feel comfortable exchanging one!

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/24/2013 3:38:29 PM)
"I am toned, well endowed, insatiable and demanding... Come entice me." But he's single? [8\|]

OsideGirl -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/24/2013 3:40:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 "I am toned, well endowed, insatiable and demanding... Come entice me." But he's single? [8\|] What I've never understood is why people think being "demanding" is attractive.

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/24/2013 3:46:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 "I am toned, well endowed, insatiable and demanding... Come entice me." But he's single? [8\|] What I've never understood is why people think being "demanding" is attractive. Reference the Neanderthals thread across the way :)

leonine -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/24/2013 4:04:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DesFIP Am I the only person who in response to the fraternity one wants to tell them to go home for the weekend and do all the chores he's promised his mother he'd get to for months. Clean up his room and throw out trash, take unwanted clothes to the Salvation Army. Change all the high light bulbs that she can't reach and require a ladder. Wash the walls and ceiling. My late wife used to advertise as a Domme before she got sick of the morons. One of them wrote saying she should punish him for not paying maintenance to his ex-wife, so she wrote back that his punishment was to pay the ex what he owed, and when he sent proof of that she'd discuss contact. He didn't reply.

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/28/2013 2:42:57 PM)
Here's the first part of a message from a fellow seeking permission to attend my Femdom group: Dear Miss Lady Topaz Hello my name is <removed> and I’m interested in severing the Dominate Female... Severing the Dominate Female? Oh my, is he safe to admit? And here were go again with the Dominant vs. Dominate thing. <sighs>

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (8/4/2013 1:50:38 PM)
Got a nice message from a GORGEOUS guy today. Fully 20 years younger than me, violating the rule I borrowed from LadyHibiscus: I won't meet you if I could have given birth to you. Sigh. Wonder if he was real... [:D]

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (8/9/2013 9:04:22 PM)
Is it a full moon? Is the moon in Uranus? Got the following message tonight leaving me completely mystified: Following the kiss, Beefheart looked in my direction. His eyes got suddenly wide. He pointed to the empty aisle seat beside me–the seat I had started to sit in but for some reason had not. “Look!” he said. “The chair breathed!” We all looked at the worn leather seat. Then, suddenly, inexplicably, the indentation filled out slightly as if an invisible person or some spirit with mass had adjusted its position. Don’t ask me what it means, I don’t know. It excited Beefheart though. He mentioned it twice on the way home.

Hillwilliam -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (8/15/2013 10:58:12 AM)
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