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LadyPact -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/13/2013 4:13:41 PM)
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For the comedy factor, check this one out:
From:
goddessXXXXXXXX
Dated:
9/12/13 2:44 PM
Greetings, Have you ever been fooled by a submissive male before?Have you been lied and cheated? If so, you are not alone, I have been too. That is why I started a new matchmaking business along with my submissive partner Matt in 2009. So far we have matched up 23 Dom/sub couples all around the UK, US and Canada. Through our website, we take applications and do background checks from SLAVES and then we match them up with Dominants on sites like Collarme and F*****. We DO NOT charge the Dominants, we charge the slaves. We are proud to note that we ONLY accept slaves who are financially independent and over the age of 25 and under 65, in most cases they have a university degree. Some however have diplomas only. We presently have 96 background checked SLAVES from London England to Nova Scotia, Canada to Texas. Your very own slave could be one of them. How does the process work? if you are interested, please email us back and we can facilitate a conversation for you. We are honest, as I am a dominant mistress myself, we charge them $200 per an introduction. This ensures that these SLAVES are serious about finding their Mistress to serve. We also have telephone number of two of their relatives, hence if for some reason they have lied to you and you can prove that, we have the option of revealing their inner most secrets: So those slaves have a lot to lose, as it should be. Basically, my specialization is bringing authentic slaves to your feet, so I do the work for you, it is free for you and charged for the slave (as it should be!) Thank you and I hope to hear from you. Mistress AXXXXXXXXX of Vancouver, BC.
I might have to save this one, rather than report it, so the next time folks are complaining about fin kink and what not, I could show them this fantastic service instead. [8D] [8D] [8D]
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