RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side"

RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (Full Version)

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity

Message

SlipSlidingAway -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/22/2013 7:24:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissKittyDeVine I had an offer today to be my toilet. Since he's in Boston, I don't think I could hold it in while he travels to Europe ... LOL, did you at least get offered to be paid for it? If not, thinking he took into account the airfare to Europe, as I got this from a guy in Boston today: "ill be happy to pay you 500 buck to be used as your toilet for a day"

DesFIP -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/22/2013 8:52:36 PM)
I got that one too. You mean I'm not unique? I'm so heartbroken. Today from some weirdo I've never spoken to, "Has your profile changed since you wrote it?". Since I doubt he read it all those years ago, why the hell would it matter? Obviously he's hoping that I'm now single and haven't updated it. But hell, if that were true, wouldn't the fact that I hadn't updated it mean that I still wouldn't be looking? Apparently he's too clueless to figure that out.

AdorkableAiley -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/22/2013 9:07:25 PM)
I got one from a sub that wanted to give me $500 to use his dick as an ashtray. I simply told him I didn't smoke. Ailey

Gauge -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/22/2013 9:19:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AdorkableAiley I got one from a sub that wanted to give me $500 to use his dick as an ashtray. I simply told him I didn't smoke. Ailey Go one page back. My submissive got one of those too. Must be a spam thing.

SlipSlidingAway -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/22/2013 9:23:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DesFIP I got that one too. You mean I'm not unique? I'm so heartbroken. The worst part was, while it's certainly not my fetish, I really COULD have used the $500 bucks...and a second toilet. L

AdorkableAiley -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/22/2013 9:43:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: ORIGINAL: AdorkableAiley I got one from a sub that wanted to give me $500 to use his dick as an ashtray. I simply told him I didn't smoke. Ailey Go one page back. My submissive got one of those too. Must be a spam thing. wouldn't surprise me if it was. I got a good laugh out of it though.

subcj44 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/23/2013 12:20:10 PM)
My two favorites are always something along the lines of "no face pic you must be fake". Umm yea, privacy, ever heard of that? Second favorite is where in the very first message they "assume" because I am submissive I am automatically going to fall at their feet and not give it a second thought just because they are "Dom". Give me some credit, please. I am choosy, very choosy.

DesFIP -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/23/2013 4:30:47 PM)
My favorite, when I had listed a hard limit of duct tape gags, were the guys who wrote the first thing they would do would be break my hard limit. Okay, so your idea of earning trust is to do something that makes the other person never trust you. How's that working out for you?

MissToYouRedux -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/23/2013 9:24:01 PM)
A "classic" from a 58 year old guy who should know better: "wanna see my PENIS" [8\|] I suppose asking first is progress. [:D]

MistressDarkArt -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/23/2013 9:27:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissToYouRedux A "classic" from a 58 year old guy who should know better: "wanna see my PENIS" [8\|] I suppose asking first is progress. [:D] I might have replied: nope, wanna see mine? [8D]

MistressDarkArt -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/23/2013 9:35:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge hoping to have making future urination impossible for you. Can I steal this? [sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif]

NoBimbosAllowed -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/23/2013 10:24:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt quote: ORIGINAL: MissToYouRedux A "classic" from a 58 year old guy who should know better: "wanna see my PENIS" [8\|] I suppose asking first is progress. [:D] I might have replied: nope, wanna see mine? [8D] his reply will depend on whether or not he has to waste any time signing up for Second Life. [8D]

TNDommeK -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/24/2013 5:40:23 AM)
Your photos on backpage are in the right location with all the other call girls however this is a lifestyle site not a hoe dog site No one does pro domme for long in Arkansas capitol city you wont be any different its all a matter of time and reporting my profile doesn't bother me in the least ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Got this gem today. I invited him to debate on the fin Domme thread. Lol Then I explained the difference between a garden tool and a bitch with a pimp... Wonder if he'll participate?

searching4mysir -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/25/2013 5:48:20 AM)
FR Received this gem last night from a guy whose username says they are looking for a BBW: quote: You're a fat, stupid cow... Get off your fat ass, get some exercise, and stop eating cake all day...you cunt My response: quote: How cute, someone who thinks negging works. Go back to mommy's basement and do your homework, little boy. Just curious, why so abusive to someone already owned? Is it because you know you will never have a piece of ass as fine as mine? The preemptive butthurt is unnecessary. They sells sell creams for that in the grocery store. May I suggest you use your food stamps and buy some.

DomMeinCT -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/25/2013 12:23:04 PM)
I can always tell it's Friday, because inevitably I get winners, like this one: you know I am a computer teac I make computers and I know there less then 1 meg in or a floppy a lot less if you know that you mite and there know way compare to voice and video know you computer do your home work like I did I what'd so I made my computers ps is your hair blond ? That is what came because I was nice enough to send a message to his profile to tell him that a previous message in which he sent a poorly-written 20,000-word porn novella could not be responded to, due to its size (and please don't send more).

DomMeinCT -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/25/2013 12:24:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: searching4mysir FR Received this gem last night from a guy whose username says they are looking for a BBW: quote: You're a fat, stupid cow... Get off your fat ass, get some exercise, and stop eating cake all day...you cunt I get those from him too, about once a month. He also berates me for being on my computer. I remind him that I work at home and make a good living, so he should be jealous sitting in his mother's basement.

AdorkableAiley -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/25/2013 12:55:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissToYouRedux A "classic" from a 58 year old guy who should know better: "wanna see my PENIS" [8\|] I suppose asking first is progress. [:D] I got one from a 65 year old man saying "no takers for your tight ass?" Then he blocked me so I couldn't even respond. Apparently for men age has no bearing on maturity. Ailey

searching4mysir -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/25/2013 5:03:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DomMeinCT quote: ORIGINAL: searching4mysir FR Received this gem last night from a guy whose username says they are looking for a BBW: quote: You're a fat, stupid cow... Get off your fat ass, get some exercise, and stop eating cake all day...you cunt I get those from him too, about once a month. He also berates me for being on my computer. I remind him that I work at home and make a good living, so he should be jealous sitting in his mother's basement. Awww...he didn't want to come out and play...he "deleted unread".

OsideGirl -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/25/2013 5:15:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: searching4mysir quote: ORIGINAL: DomMeinCT quote: ORIGINAL: searching4mysir FR Received this gem last night from a guy whose username says they are looking for a BBW: quote: You're a fat, stupid cow... Get off your fat ass, get some exercise, and stop eating cake all day...you cunt I get those from him too, about once a month. He also berates me for being on my computer. I remind him that I work at home and make a good living, so he should be jealous sitting in his mother's basement. Awww...he didn't want to come out and play...he "deleted unread". Probably the same guy I got about a year ago. I told him that I found him very sad because he has to insult random people that have done nothing to him...to make himself feel better. He's never contacted me again.

Delilya -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/25/2013 5:45:16 PM)
Mine for today: When'd you get out? I replied: Recently. Shrugs, not sure what I got out of, but there you have it.

Page: << < prev 35 36 [37] 38 39 next > >>

Collarchat.com © 2025

Terms of Service

6.201172E-02