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hlen5 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/21/2013 10:25:59 AM)
Can you give us more hints? Like maybe 132??

OsideGirl -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/21/2013 10:29:03 AM)
LMAO! He's already complaining.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/21/2013 3:47:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 fast reply He sounds exactly like the loser who was troll posting on the "male superiority" thread until they moderated him. [sm=zipmouth.gif] It took some restraint for me not to troll that thread for the comedy value. I was going to present my very valid argument about the male role in the natural order of things . . . on Planet Gor.

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/21/2013 3:49:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 fast reply He sounds exactly like the loser who was troll posting on the "male superiority" thread until they moderated him. [sm=zipmouth.gif] It took some restraint for me not to troll that thread for the comedy value. I was going to present my very valid argument about the male role in the natural order of things . . . on Planet Gor. That would have been fun to read!

OsideGirl -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/21/2013 7:40:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 fast reply He sounds exactly like the loser who was troll posting on the "male superiority" thread until they moderated him. [sm=zipmouth.gif] It took some restraint for me not to troll that thread for the comedy value. I was going to present my very valid argument about the male role in the natural order of things . . . on Planet Gor. RS, I would have enjoyed watching you split him open like an over ripe melon, but alas it would have been a battle of wit with an unarmed opponent.

MissKittyDeVine -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/22/2013 2:30:37 PM)
I had an offer today to be my toilet. Since he's in Boston, I don't think I could hold it in while he travels to Europe ...

VideoAdminRho -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/26/2013 8:57:42 AM)
Just in case y'all think the Mods are immune, I received this email after telling someone that I removed his post for violating the guidelines of the forums: quote: VideoAdminRho, Thanks for viewing my profile! I've taken a look at yours and I'm intrigued. I'd love to hear more about you and what you're looking for. With regard, XXXXXXXX

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/26/2013 9:49:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VideoAdminRho Just in case y'all think the Mods are immune, I received this email after telling someone that I removed his post for violating the guidelines of the forums: quote: VideoAdminRho, Thanks for viewing my profile! I've taken a look at yours and I'm intrigued. I'd love to hear more about you and what you're looking for. With regard, XXXXXXXX Evidently gold letter attention is better than no attention at all for some guys [:D]

hlen5 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/26/2013 10:41:25 AM)
A single sentence in my inbox. "Please don't contact me if you are the one in Picture." And what was the point of this exactly?? What a maroon!!!

LadyPact -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/26/2013 10:48:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VideoAdminRho Just in case y'all think the Mods are immune, I received this email after telling someone that I removed his post for violating the guidelines of the forums: quote: VideoAdminRho, Thanks for viewing my profile! I've taken a look at yours and I'm intrigued. I'd love to hear more about you and what you're looking for. With regard, XXXXXXXX Did you write him back and say that you were looking for a man smart enough to read ToS?

jola37 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/26/2013 3:59:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissKittyDeVine I had an offer today to be my toilet. Since he's in Boston, I don't think I could hold it in while he travels to Europe ... lol

VideoAdminRho -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/26/2013 6:43:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact quote: ORIGINAL: VideoAdminRho Just in case y'all think the Mods are immune, I received this email after telling someone that I removed his post for violating the guidelines of the forums: quote: VideoAdminRho, Thanks for viewing my profile! I've taken a look at yours and I'm intrigued. I'd love to hear more about you and what you're looking for. With regard, XXXXXXXX Did you write him back and say that you were looking for a man smart enough to read ToS? Something along those lines.

CatBBW -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/27/2013 4:21:03 AM)
I'm sure many of you have had similar, but thought I would post this as it's my first abusive message because he hadn't read my profile (DUH!) and then spat his dummy out because I wouldn't spread for him. Bless. TwatWhoCallsHimselfASlave: mmm naughty, I love big women. are you willing to meet sometime for some fun? ME: As you clearly haven't read my profile, the answer will have to be NO. Thanks. TwatWhoCallsHimselfASlave: as youre a fake, the answer will be go fuck yourself you minging tramp

orgasmdenial12 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/28/2013 5:18:12 AM)
I find it quite satisfying when I politely reject someone and they have a major tantrum. Nothing says 'I was right' like watching them roll around screaming and kicking their feet... I was contacted by a man who, for the purposes of this thread, we will call rubberwanker. His name had the word rubber in it and his profile picture was of him in a rubber catsuit lay on a bed. As soon as he contacted me, I knew it was a waste of time because I'm not into rubber, and then there was the matter of his strange questions... quote: rubberwanker: Nice collar... I have the same one in steel.... is that exploding anal plug I see? me: Exploding? No. rubberwanker: I meant expanding! me: No, I don't have any expanding plugs. rubberwanker: I'm just trying to make conversation me: To be honest, I don't think we have anything in common as I don't really like rubber at all, and that seems to be one of your main fetishes. rubberwanker: Like I said before _ I think you're an ugly cunt. next question? rubberwanker: Oh, and you're disgustingly FAT! me: I'm so glad I rejected you :-)

DomMeinCT -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/1/2013 7:31:17 PM)
I hadn't signed on but for 15 seconds before I got this one: can i use you for a demonstration on anal shoving things up the anus? He didn't say whose anus, so perhaps he's hoping to be the recipient. [:D]

DomMeinCT -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/1/2013 7:45:30 PM)
Ah, he clarified it with his next message: so does this mean are you going to let me shove my fist up your ass? If at first you don't succeed in getting up someone's ass, try try again.

MistressDarkArt -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/4/2013 7:41:05 PM)
Seriously, where do these douches come from? quote: From: d***102 Dated: 10/4/13 2:30 PM good morning I was wondering if you might be into this. I know not everyone is into the same things. I'm looking to be tied down and forced to take a strapon in the ass or to be tied down and you sit over my face and piss all over me or just used as an ash tray. If your into one or any of them let me know what it would take to make it happen. Anyone else heard from this dickwrinkle today? I just spam/deleted, but a good comeback would be appreciated for when he taps out on this profile and comes back in another incarnation.

NoBimbosAllowed -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/4/2013 7:48:22 PM)
I came to this thread only Bstardsbitch1 basically exhorted it. uhhhh... wow. I am NOT going to the next thread I am exhorted to peruse!

MissToYouRedux -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/5/2013 6:32:23 AM)
"Love the red sandals, you have such great taste in sexy shoes it makes me think you could well be a transvestite!" [sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]

Gauge -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/22/2013 7:14:29 PM)
My slut just got this message... i'm paying 500 buck if you will tie me down and use my cock as an ash tray I responded: This is Genesee's Master. She is owned. While I would love nothing more than to earn $500 bucks myself for taking the biggest cigar I could find and crushing it into the head of your penis and watching your eyes explode from your head in the process, I somehow do not think that a 6' 1" 250 pound, bald, bearded guy was what you were hoping to have making future urination impossible for you. Seek help. You will be blocked.

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