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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/20/2013 10:45:43 PM   
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ORIGINAL: wanderingjew

People get messages?

Not people; women

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/21/2013 7:43:32 AM   
Delilya


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Here's the deal piglet:

Today you finally get to live your life's purpose ... to be used. Your hands, your mouth, your pussy, your ass, your breasts, your skin and every other part of your body are all mine to use as I desire. You'll find no tenderness here, just specific hardcore training on how to please me sexually. You've been waiting for your whole life for a guy like me to treat you like the meat you are. Congratulations slut.

Deep throating, cum swallowing, spanking, pussy fisting, face fucking, and anal pounding are only the beginning. You're good for nothing but being used as a fuck toy, nothing else. If you're lucky you'll get my cum as your reward.

(You'd think they would at least check which side of the kneel you are on)

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/21/2013 9:56:03 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff



" ``````````````````````''''''''''''=`Great profile ..love to get to know and meet you ok? please give me the honor of perusing you ok? i can and will do all you seek i have a huge nylons and heels and breast fetish ..help enhance it too ok? ty... I,LL CURL YOUR TOES ! EMAIL ME [email protected] ... phone? add me to skype ...id is ...Xxxxxxxx11.... J.........~.''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''"


Ummmm

Nope.
Ok???


Wow, is the 'enhance my huge fetish ok' guy still floating around? Is there anyone female who didn't hear from him over the last several years? Because if you haven't heard from him, lady, you must be doing it 'rong'.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/22/2013 6:05:50 AM   
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I think I need to fix my profile...

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/22/2013 12:04:20 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt

Wow, is the 'enhance my huge fetish ok' guy still floating around? Is there anyone female who didn't hear from him over the last several years? Because if you haven't heard from him, lady, you must be doing it 'rong'.



Thankfully, I have not heard from this guy. If I'm doin it rong, I don't want to be right.


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/26/2013 4:12:00 PM   
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My very own POEM!!!
Lol. At least he actually read my profile , because he referenced how SHORT I am. But did he have to call me a midget?


"
THE SEARCH You searching for a DOM or Master so your heart can be covered I want to be close like a brother but still be your lover/[[[[[[ some one you can call when you fed up with all all though you short as a midget you can stand like you tall[[[[[ I know you been searching and it could be in vain but when you thinking of dominance you should think of my name[[[[[[ most Dom's think its all about them they tell you move faster in reality they are subs but pretend to be master's[[[[[[[[[[ on (collarme)there is many fakes but you want what real someone who know what the deal and can feel how you feel[[[[[[[[[ cause to me your submissive is deep and it comes from your heart the process of submission we both play a part[[[[[[[[[[[[[ Hi just wrote you a poem to show that I know it's hard to submit when so many fakes DOMS and MASTERS .I can be that best DOM MASTER OR DADDY,so let's chat and walk this journey together .king xxxxxx great 12-26-2013"


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/26/2013 4:39:25 PM   
ExiledTyrant


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/s "I'm psychic.

Me: I can't wait to read your responses to the questions posed in my essay.

/s: Okay.

I'm still waiting.

Exiled

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/26/2013 11:23:23 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff

My oh my.

My very own POEM!!!



Well, that's a newish twist, Blonder. Could have been worse, I guess.

I used to know someone who made everything into other people's song quotes. It was so blasted annoying I cut him off and told him to come back when he could get his message across in his own words.

I'm a songwriter. I work really hard at crafting lyrics I hope come across as meaningful, clever and soulful. Language mated with haunting music is the medium of my art. When somebody lays on the self-made 'rhyming hallmark poems' (and recently there has been a lot of that from someone I'm not interested in) it just frosts my cookies. I know they mean well, but...ughhhh. It's so hard to take seriously.


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/27/2013 2:09:14 AM   
crazyml


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Status: offline 		Awww... I think that your suitor deserves credit.

I appreciate that the "Midget" comment was a little off... but it does speak to a sense of humor?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/27/2013 4:37:44 AM   
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ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt


quote:

ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff



" ``````````````````````''''''''''''=`Great profile ..love to get to know and meet you ok? please give me the honor of perusing you ok? i can and will do all you seek i have a huge nylons and heels and breast fetish ..help enhance it too ok? ty... I,LL CURL YOUR TOES ! EMAIL ME [email protected] ... phone? add me to skype ...id is ...Xxxxxxxx11.... J.........~.''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''"


Ummmm

Nope.
Ok???


Wow, is the 'enhance my huge fetish ok' guy still floating around? Is there anyone female who didn't hear from him over the last several years? Because if you haven't heard from him, lady, you must be doing it 'rong'.



Ok...I'm doing it wrong


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/27/2013 4:40:26 AM   
Phoenixpower


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ORIGINAL: Delilya

I think I'm in love... (rolls eyes)

Here's the deal piglet:

Today you finally get to live your life's purpose ... to be used. Your hands, your mouth, your pussy, your ass, your breasts, your skin and every other part of your body are all mine to use as I desire. You'll find no tenderness here, just specific hardcore training on how to please me sexually. You've been waiting for your whole life for a guy like me to treat you like the meat you are. Congratulations slut.

Deep throating, cum swallowing, spanking, pussy fisting, face fucking, and anal pounding are only the beginning. You're good for nothing but being used as a fuck toy, nothing else. If you're lucky you'll get my cum as your reward.

(You'd think they would at least check which side of the kneel you are on)


Well...he was telling you that you planned your life absolutely wrong abd that you belong to the other side

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/27/2013 5:40:23 AM   
Blonderfluff


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ORIGINAL: crazyml

Awww... I think that your suitor deserves credit.

I appreciate that the "Midget" comment was a little off... but it does speak to a sense of humor?

That's the thing ML... I don't think he's TRYING to be funny!!!!

Also, the midget thing just put me off...I hate being short!! I can't reach ANYthing. I can't buy pants or jeans off the rack. I can't even grocery shop without asking for help. It's an affliction, I tell you!!!

I suffer....

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/27/2013 7:38:21 AM   
MasterCaneman


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ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff


quote:

ORIGINAL: crazyml

Awww... I think that your suitor deserves credit.

I appreciate that the "Midget" comment was a little off... but it does speak to a sense of humor?

That's the thing ML... I don't think he's TRYING to be funny!!!!

Also, the midget thing just put me off...I hate being short!! I can't reach ANYthing. I can't buy pants or jeans off the rack. I can't even grocery shop without asking for help. It's an affliction, I tell you!!!

I suffer....

Peeked at your profile, and I don't think you're that short. I do agree you have problems with buying off the rack, my SO has the same problem, but I once dated a woman who was, I shit you not, 4'7". Most of her shoes and clothing came off the children's rack, and she had to special order shoes if she wanted to wear something that didn't have a cartoon character on the side.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/27/2013 8:36:54 AM   
Blonderfluff


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Status: offline 		Dang. 4'7"???
I'm feeling positively statuesque at 5'2"!!!
Thanks M C!!!!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/27/2013 6:46:25 PM   
MasterCaneman


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/28/2013 10:34:25 PM   
tiggerspoohbear


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Status: offline 		I recently got a few from a dingdum, who finally got to the point at the 3rd message. He was "craving something".
I did indeed reply to him by asking if he was craving a sandwich, a burger, a taco? Did he want fries with that? Could I also get him a drink with that order? After all, it's only polite to offer side orders with such entrees, push them even. Ahhh the joys of fast food!
Needless to say, his reply was rather rude. I just can't understand why. That's what I crave at times!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/28/2013 11:16:36 PM   
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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

I recently got a few from a dingdum, who finally got to the point at the 3rd message. He was "craving something".



Hey, congratulations, he waited 'til the 3rd message! There's hope for the boy yet!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/29/2013 12:31:16 AM   
LanceHughes


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-------------- First -----------
cyber FLAKE ! :(-
-------------------------------

and before I could block him:

-----------2 nd -------------
cyber FLAKE ! :(- ps- take your so-called Mensa B-S and shove it up yur ass 2 !
-------------------------------

Well, at least he actually read my profile!!!

I tried to write that I've been been in the scene for more years than he is old (24) but he had blocked me. ::: sigh ::: another one "got away."

I can only hope that (1) he got REALLY far away, and (2) that someday he hooks up with somebody that can straighten him out.  NOPE! NOT me.

------------------- for your fun, here is HIS profile ---------------------------
THERE'S ONLY "TWO" TYPES of so-called CYBER "Masters & Doms" on here:


#1 ==> the typical cyber lazy-ass idiot who logs-in all-the-time AND THEIR FLAKE PROFILE PHOTO IS ALWAYS "THEIR" WHO NEVER CONTACT ANYONE ..-- I've seen these cyber "wanna-bee" jerk-offs on here for months if not "years" now :(-

 
== AND ==

 
#2 ==> the "side-line" jerk-off who just enjoys all the freebee photos on here and always asks to "send more pics" so he can just jerk-off w/out any real intention of hookin-up NOR ever cuming close to "planning" anything for real ...  -- these also include the usual "small-limp"-cocked so-called Doms/Masters on here :(-


SO WHICH ONE IS YOU ? 


ps - there's even some "more" good shit below to any & all of you typical cyber FANTASY-flakes & GAMERS & NON-COMMITALS on here ==> SINCE THAT'S ALL THERE ARE ON HERE ANYWAY ==> ALL TIME-WASTIN LAZY-ASS WANNA-BEE'S, CHEAP-SKATES, FUCKING FAKES & PHONIES & SCAMMERS WANTING RELO-MONEY ETC..   and of course ALL U LAZY-ASS SO-CALLED PIECE OF SHIT TIME-WASTIN JERK-OFFS THAT ARE TOO FAT & LAZY TO GO TO THE REAL GAY CLUBS !

 
HEY -- R-U a "NEW" young sub-bottom or prospective slave that is just taking a quick "look" at my profile here ? ==> if so let me HONESTLY "ADVISE" U THAT U WILL SOON NOTICE THAT ONLY THE "SAME" OLD FLAKE PROFILES and their SAME-'OLE stupid jerk-off "FACES" ALWAYS APPEAR on here AFTER YOU LOG-IN ==> which is obviously so INDICATIVE OF ALL THE FANTASY-FLAKE WANNA-BEE'S & LAZY-ASS LOSERS ON HERE !  SO - YOUR "BEST" BET IS TO GO TO A "REAL" GAY DANCE or SEX CLUB RATHER THAN TO "RELY" ON "ANY" OF THE SO-CALLED "Masters & Doms" on this site SINCE THEY'RE ALL LOSERS & WANNA-BEE'S GALORE ON HERE !!!!! ** JUST SO YOU KNOW THE "REAL" TRUTH ABOUT THIS SIRE !! NOTHING BUT CHEAP-SKATE JERK-OFF WANNA-BEES HERE !!!!!!



BYE ALL !!  

 
Absolutely just "love" ALL the majority of profile-narratives on here from ALL you "wanna-bee" so-called Masters & Dom-Tops with absolutely NOTHING BUT MEANINGLESS "GENERALITIES" and/or HARDLY ANYTHING AT ALL IN TERMS OF ANY REAL "SEXUAL SPECIFICS" AS TO WHAT IT IS U EVEN LIKE, SEXUALLY ??!!

 
AND ALSO REALLY "LOVE" ALL THE PROFILES WITH THE TYPICAL LAZY-ASS & STUPID "B-S" STUFF LIKE ==> " IF ANY QUESTIONS JUST ASK ME " .. ==> BEING ALL "TYPICAL" OF ALL THE BULL-SHITTING "WANNA-BEE" PHONIES ON ALL THESE TIME-WASTIN CYBER-SEX SITES !!!! SO - GO FUCK-OFF ALL U FANTASY-FLAKE WANNA-BEE SO-CALLED "masters & Doms" => yur all losers !!!

 
ALL "REAL" tops & bottoms go to the REAL gay clubs, bars etc.. NOT cyber . - so - I NOW go to the REAL gay dance & sex clubs for the REAL Dom-Top men, NOT ALL YOU CYBER "WANNA-BEE" FAT-LAZY JERK-OFFS ON HERE WITH ALL OF YOUR IDIOTIC "REQUIREMENTS" & "APPLICATIONS" TO COMPLETE, ETC.. !! 

 
ALREADY "WASTED" ENOUGH TIME ON HERE WITH U "CYBER TOPS" AND SO-CALLED "Masters" that ONLY have "big imaginations" yet no REAL balls to carry-thru in real time & place 

 
so go find someone else's free pics so U can jerk-off too U PHONIE SCUM-FUCK cyber wanna-bee fat-lazy TIME-WASTIN LOSER MORON-IDIOT !!!

 
NO-BODY WANTS TO SUCK YUR SMALL-LIMP COCK AS YOU JUST SIT THERE U FAT LAZY-ASS "CHEAP-SKATE" WANNA-BEE FAT jerk-off cyber-sex cheap-skate time-waster !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
I def. have "BETTER THINGS TO DO" than to waste more than a second with ALL you cyber "wanna-bee's" and jerk-off jack-asses on here !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 
bye ALL U time-wastin "wanna-bee's" & fuck-ups who are too lazy & cheap to go to the real dance & sex clubs   :)-

 
AND oh B-T-W ==> if I haven't yet sent you my "special-lovee" mail then here it is, below ==> JUST FOR YOU MY HONEY-BUN :

 
DREAM-ON Mr. cyber-sex FANTASY-FLAKE "wanna-bee" phony !! :(-  so "good-bye" U typical lazy-ass "wanna-bee" time-waster !  ONLY the real "LOSERS" put profiles on here -- as -- the REAL TOPS go to the REAL gay dance & sex clubs, etc.. and NOT ALL the cyber "B-S" and THAT'S A REAL FACT !! :)-   hey - ps -- why not "relocate" me and send me some money oh my honey Master-Sir ?  


== and -- hey - GUESS WHAT ==> YOU COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT ANY & ALL REAL "SEXUAL" LIKES THAT YOU'RE EVEN INTO !!!! ???????? !@!! - WHY IS THAT?


- ANSWER ==> 'CAUSE YOUR A JUST ANOTHER CYBER JERK-OFF JACK-ASS PHONEY WANNA-BEE SMALL-LIMP COCK and/or MEDICAL PROBLEMS ETC.. ! :(-


- is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SAD ..


bye & and enjoy all the cyber scammers & ALL the other assorted flakes & losers on here ! ==> as only a MONON wud post a profile on here AND then truly think that yur gunna get any kind of real-quality boy anyway  :(-  As ALL the "real-quality" boys go to the REAL clubs where the REAL TOPS are, and NOT ALL the time-wastin cheap-skate CYBER-losers like U  :(-   :(-



SO -- HOPE YOU ENJOY ALL THE FREEBEE PHOTOS ON HERE THAT U CAN JERK-OFF TO AS THAT'S AS "FAR" AS ANY & ALL OF YOU CHEAP-SKATE CYBER PHONIES & WANNA-BEES WILL "EVER" GET ANYWAY !!!


U'll get no "pics" from me ALL you piece of shit cyber fuck-ups, losers & jerk-off so-called "Master" ass-holes !!!!!!!  GO EAT SHIT ALL YOU PIECE OF SHIT LOSERS!


ENJOY YOUR LITTLE "FANTASY-LAND" !!!!


so - "BYE" ALL YOU CYBER "LOSERS" !!!!!!!  - AS I'VE DEF. GOT "MUCH BETTER THINGS TO DO" THAN WASTE A MINUTE ON ALL YOU JERK-OFF cyber "WANNA-BEE'S" losers & cheap-skates !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  =======================


cyber FLAKE !
:(-

< Message edited by LanceHughes -- 12/29/2013 12:41:12 AM >

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/29/2013 12:52:32 AM   
LadyPact


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Status: offline 		Lance, how many aspirin did you have to take to get through that all?


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/29/2013 7:46:28 AM   
tiggerspoohbear


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Status: offline 		What I want to know is: "MONON" is a moron & a half? Or just more moronic than your average moron?

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