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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/29/2013 11:33:13 AM   
LanceHughes


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact
Lance, how many aspirin did you have to take to get through that all?

Actually, I just skimmed it to see if it was worthy of posting here.  As a Dominant Leatherman (read "male gay BDSMer") I don't EVER get any "Funny Messages from the Other Side." so when this showed up, I was glad to have something to share. LOL!
quote:

ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear
What I want to know is: "MONON" is a moron & a half? Or just more moronic than your average moron?

Do NOT get this Charter Member of the Grammar Police started!!

Okay, okay.  Just one. (But only because you asked so nicely. LOL!)
SO WHICH ONE IS YOU ? 
should, of course, be:
SO, WHICH ONE ARE YOU ? 

< Message edited by LanceHughes -- 12/29/2013 12:01:16 PM >

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/29/2013 12:13:19 PM   
tiggerspoohbear


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Status: offline 		Yes indeed Lance, it was very difficult to read with all the grammatical error, the supposed typos, etc. I read the entire mish mash, t'wasn't easy!!

For some silly ass reason, 'monon" just stuck out. It looked so ridiculous. And you know I always ask nicely, at least I hope you do.

< Message edited by tiggerspoohbear -- 12/29/2013 12:15:12 PM >

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/1/2014 11:39:53 AM   
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Oh your oh so pretty smile

begs to be gagged with a luscious red ball

you neck ask for a leather collar and leash

the beauty of the moment

so delicious



Of course. It would help if my poets could spell. Or write. Or rhyme, if they are actually trying to ...

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/3/2014 7:19:42 PM   
Blonderfluff


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any real woman in here...?

My response:

Hmmm
~ouch~. I just pinched myself.
Yup. I'm real.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/3/2014 8:00:51 PM   
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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/3/2014 8:05:29 PM   
MisterP61


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ETA correct punctuation. My typing skills suck.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/3/2014 8:34:42 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MisterP61

Been reading this forum for a little while. I feel so left out. I never get the emails from people like these. >.<

ETA correct punctuation. My typing skills suck.

Oh, that's easily remedied. Create a sock account, make the persona female. Sit back and watch these messages pour in

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/4/2014 10:01:13 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2


quote:

ORIGINAL: MisterP61

Been reading this forum for a little while. I feel so left out. I never get the emails from people like these. >.<

ETA correct punctuation. My typing skills suck.

Oh, that's easily remedied. Create a sock account, make the persona female. Sit back and watch these messages pour in

LOL... I see what LP gets on a daily basis. I have actually thought of doing this though.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/10/2014 8:41:16 PM   
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< Message edited by Blonderfluff -- 1/10/2014 8:42:03 PM >

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/11/2014 6:25:52 AM   
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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/11/2014 6:37:15 AM   
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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/11/2014 6:58:19 AM   
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Oh your oh so pretty smile

begs to be gagged with a luscious red ball

you neck ask for a leather collar and leash

the beauty of the moment

so delicious

I wouldn't need a ball to gag me after that...

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/11/2014 8:56:09 AM   
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The organisms are coming, the organisms are coming. RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIVES!!!!





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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/13/2014 3:12:37 PM   
Spiritedsub2


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"Obedience"

Yep, that was the entire message. Perhaps he's trying to bore me into submission.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/13/2014 3:13:26 PM   
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out.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/13/2014 4:35:10 PM   
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

obeisance.

out.

Did you choose that word over blow job to keep the wordiness down?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/14/2014 6:01:57 AM   
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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/15/2014 4:59:13 PM   
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ill pay you 500 buck to tie me down. Pull my pants down just a bit and use me as an ash tray.

Why would I pull them down just a bit? I guess more than a bit costs extra?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/15/2014 7:25:56 PM   
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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/16/2014 5:04:14 AM   
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