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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/16/2014 7:48:30 AM   
Blonderfluff


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Status: offline 		This wasn't awful. It just pissed me off.


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What does the rest of you look like? Your profile is nice, it's also broad and seems sincere, I like it. Just curious on the rest of you...."





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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/16/2014 12:52:17 PM   
Spiritedsub2


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Status: offline 		It pissed you off because you know he wants to see if you're overweight.
Wonder how he'd feel if you told him you were curious about the size of his paycheck?


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/16/2014 12:56:23 PM   
Blonderfluff


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Status: offline 		BaHaHaHa ! Damn. I wish I'd thought if it!!!



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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/16/2014 1:19:21 PM   
Toysinbabeland


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From: the other end of Cx's leash
Status: offline 		A paycheck is so very chic you know.

I'm not overweight in the least, but because I only post one shot the wannabees on the other side insist I'm fat.
Meh, let them think what they want.


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/16/2014 1:26:04 PM   
Blonderfluff


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Status: offline 		Same here. If they feel the need for that to be the FIRST question they ask.::..
Ding ding. Next. Thanks for playing, here's your door prize

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/16/2014 2:06:31 PM   
ExiledTyrant


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff

Same here. If they feel the need for that to be the FIRST question they ask.::..
Ding ding. Next. Thanks for playing, here's your door prize


So, do the boobs come out in the second or third message?

Inquiring minds want to know

Exiled

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/16/2014 2:20:02 PM   
Blonderfluff


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Status: offline 		Boobs come out in person. And only after rigorous screening process

Or chocolate. I'll show my boobs for chocolate.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/16/2014 4:58:30 PM   
hlen5


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Status: offline 		Him: 1/16/14 at 10:39 AM:
please view my pics as I am interested in enjoying you


hlen5 on 1/16/14 at 10:59 AM:
Why don't you use your third pic as your primary profile picture? I'm not interested in being just "enjoyed". I want love and a permanent relationship.

Directing me to look at your cock implies someone who just wants fucking. And leading your profile with your "big fat one" is a mistake.

Him: SO YOU DONT WANNA MEET ANICE GUY LOOKING FOR A LONG TERM WHO HAPPENS TO SEEK A WOMAN THAT ISNT INTIMIDATED BY HIS BIG COCK? GOOD LUCK ON HERE

YOURE GONNA NEED IT OLD GIRL



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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/17/2014 7:47:31 AM   
theshytype


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My gosh, I wish I had more time so that I, too, can send completely idiotic messages to strangers.
Actually, not really. I'd spend it sleeping.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/17/2014 1:52:26 PM   
Spiritedsub2


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Status: offline 		I'm starting to wonder if it's time to change the name of this thread! "Funny" just seems inadequate lately.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/17/2014 8:06:55 PM   
MistressDarkArt


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ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt

He's baaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaack:

From:
b*******2
Dated:
1/14/14 10:30 PM
ill pay you 500 buck to tie me down. Pull my pants down just a bit and use me as an ash tray.

Why would I pull them down just a bit? I guess more than a bit costs extra?


And of course after I blocked him, he came back with this lovely gem under a different profile:
quote:

From:
*blu*skie*32*
Dated:
1/17/14 2:25 PM
fucking retard i have only been on this sight for 3 weeks go fuck your self cunt

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/17/2014 8:08:52 PM   
MistressDarkArt


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ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

I'm starting to wonder if it's time to change the name of this thread! "Funny" just seems inadequate lately.


I believe "funny" in this context is being used here as a euphemism for pathetic, abusive, vulgar and stooooopid.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/18/2014 5:59:19 AM   
Blonderfluff


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Status: offline 		Okay. Now I'm being given a DEADLINE??

girl,

I invite you to read my profile, from the time of you opening this invitation you will have 48 hrs to reply.

Sir


I answered back. "48 hours is way too much time. Your message self-destructed in 10 seconds. "

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/18/2014 7:07:18 AM   
theshytype


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ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt


quote:

ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

I'm starting to wonder if it's time to change the name of this thread! "Funny" just seems inadequate lately.


I believe "funny" in this context is being used here as a euphemism for pathetic, abusive, vulgar and stooooopid.


That's how I took it as. I place the ones I receive typically under the pathetic category.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/18/2014 4:29:07 PM   
Blonderfluff


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Status: offline 		Ok. This just made me...confused


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boysenberrys are the best berrys.



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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/18/2014 8:28:45 PM   
Spiritedsub2


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Status: offline 		Hmmm. Is LSD back in vogue?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/20/2014 9:16:03 PM   
tiggerspoohbear


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Status: offline 		If you still have his msg miss fluff, ask him when to expect the wine that all those fruit can produce.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/21/2014 11:01:06 AM   
littlewonder


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Status: offline 		Here's the new one for today:

" Nothing to see is right; another uneducated skank living off social services and welfare. Unwed mother too...right? Predictable. My taxes paying for two lazy slobs..."



I have no idea where he came up with that because nothing could be further from the truth. lol


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/21/2014 11:03:16 AM   
ExiledTyrant


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Status: offline 		I'd message him back: thank you for your hard earned tax dollars, my nine kids had a great Christmas on you xoxoxo

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/21/2014 11:05:43 AM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		I would ask him why he is trying to get into uneducated welfare skanks panties....it has a logical conundrum there, doesn't it? at its very center?

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