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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 2/22/2014 7:16:30 PM   
SweetAngel43211


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Status: offline 		I agree that is very creepy!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 2/22/2014 7:50:58 PM   
tiggerspoohbear


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Status: offline 		Young male sub who said "how are you tonight sweets?". Asked him not to call me sweets. He replies maybe if he does it enough I'll spank him.

Answer is "did you miss where I'm submissive, monogamous and don't screw around? His reply is well I was hoping you'd make an exception in this case... nope not gonna happen.

Didn't hear back from him.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 2/24/2014 8:47:10 PM   
Blonderfluff


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Status: offline 		Lol. The young'uns must be restless.

This from a 24 year old male sub


Hey want to watch me burn my cock on cam? Or need any chores done, bills paid? Love to chat

I told him " put a wick in your dick, do the chores your mom already gave you, and pay your own bills"


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 2/25/2014 5:15:54 AM   
tiggerspoohbear


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 2/25/2014 7:15:33 AM   
jlf1961


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Status: offline 		I got this message today...

quote:

Hi I am ______
For anonymity I did not post the name...

Alright, so she told me her name, now what the hell am I supposed to do with that?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 2/25/2014 7:25:43 AM   
WinsomeDefiance


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quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

...

Alright, so she told me her name, now what the hell am I supposed to do with that?


Apparently, you locate her real life address and send her flowers

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/1/2014 3:53:23 AM   
Blonderfluff


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Status: offline 		Got one this morning from a FemDom. I'm kinda confused...



"You would be adorable bald."


What? Is this some new fetish I'm not aware of?




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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/1/2014 9:46:32 AM   
SweetAngel43211


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Status: offline 		I am not aware of it either lol!

I got one yesterday that said "Your Welcome"... that's it and I have never even corresponded with them before...

Makes me wonder what I would have thanked him for lol.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/1/2014 10:09:35 AM   
tiggerspoohbear


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff

Got one this morning from a FemDom. I'm kinda confused...



"You would be adorable bald."


What? Is this some new fetish I'm not aware of?




Maybe she knows something you haven't told us? Huh? Huh? Huh?


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/6/2014 10:13:28 AM   
Delilya


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Status: offline 		I just love the bitter ones.... I get my freak on, without having to be nasty (in a bad way) to people.

hey GRANNY spanked uncle jed lately 56 my ass try 66



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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/6/2014 11:22:22 AM   
LadyConstanze


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff

Got one this morning from a FemDom. I'm kinda confused...



"You would be adorable bald."


What? Is this some new fetish I'm not aware of?





Just tell her your privates are none of her concern, but I got one of those messages a while back, along with the "female" profile who wants to know if I'd like to be degraded and broken, I was tempted to ask back how much she likes to smile with teeth, but then figured block and delete is a much better option

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/6/2014 11:27:14 AM   
Delilya


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff

Got one this morning from a FemDom. I'm kinda confused...



"You would be adorable bald."


What? Is this some new fetish I'm not aware of?

Let us know if you go for it.




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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/9/2014 12:54:47 AM   
MissToYouRedux


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Status: offline 		First contact from a "slave": "Marry me."

... not even a "please".

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/9/2014 9:16:20 PM   
MistressDarkArt


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MissToYouRedux

First contact from a "slave": "Marry me."

... not even a "please".


I'd have said, "Sure, I'd love to! I'll meet you on 3/xx/2014 at (some obscure church in Bumf*ck Nowhere at least 1500 miles from 'slave's' location) at 3:00 pm. You bring the justice of the peace!"

Poor dolt.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/9/2014 9:53:36 PM   
LanceHughes


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MissToYouRedux
First contact from a "slave": "Marry me."

... not even a "please".

I think I received the not-possible-to-break record for shortest 1st contact which is:
sir

Note: no capital, no punctuation.  Took me awhile to figure out a response. I sent:
what

And today, I got back:
I dont get you sir.

I'm thinking about responding:
You're right.  You don't "get" me. You don't and won't until you start again and start properly.
Maybe just send him the link from "Ask a Mistress."



Edited to add color for clarity.

< Message edited by LanceHughes -- 3/9/2014 9:59:01 PM >

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/10/2014 4:43:53 AM   
MissKittyDeVine


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Status: offline 		I - and many other dommes - have had messages consisting simply of 'hi'.

No doubt someone can beat that with a one-letter message ...

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/10/2014 8:55:05 AM   
MercTech


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quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

I got this message today...

quote:

Hi I am ______
For anonymity I did not post the name...

Alright, so she told me her name, now what the hell am I supposed to do with that?


[warped humor mode]
Send back a name game rhyme
[/warped humor mode]

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/10/2014 10:12:56 AM   
LadyConstanze


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Status: offline 		What's it with guys lately and their teamviewers and why do they think I women want to watch them? It's an epidemic or the same guy has about 50 different user names

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/11/2014 9:48:37 PM   
FeralFoxy


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Status: offline 		I feel unpopular. :-( I never got really funny ones, here or on the other site. In person, however...

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/12/2014 9:05:48 PM   
Spiritedsub2


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Status: offline 		You're not unpopular. If you read through this thread some, you'll see that roughly 99% of the "funny" message recipients are women and the senders men. It's just a gender thing, with the occasional exception.

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