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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/21/2014 11:08:32 AM   
ExiledTyrant


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I would ask him why he is trying to get into uneducated welfare skanks panties....it has a logical conundrum there, doesn't it? at its very center?


Lmao!

Always the oracle of insight, Hup.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/21/2014 11:12:45 AM   
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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/21/2014 11:14:49 AM   
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail


We fools are a humble but learned lot.


Well said, Hup the Fool, well said.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/21/2014 1:29:12 PM   
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Status: offline 		both good responses otter and Exiled.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/22/2014 5:55:13 AM   
MissKittyDeVine


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pRO DOMME, NO DOMME, DIM DOM DO!

Still laughing ...


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/23/2014 5:31:48 AM   
SinFix


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Status: offline 		hi SinFix- sexy cunt.. I have a couple questions, I hope you will think of them, and give Me an answer in an Open Minded way. * what would be your reaction, and how would you feel if you know that I printed out your picture, cum on it, the scan it back to you ? * and how would you react, or feel, if you know that I made some Photoshop for your pictures, and show you in sexy poses, fucked, humiliated, degraded and used ? Please do reply asap. Thanks

and after I read that message but didn't reply this is what he sent...

you did read My message cunt.. I want you to reply. be nice, whatever your answer is, I will be nice.. be bad and ignore, I will fuck the shit outa your small head. I hope I am clear enough?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/23/2014 5:50:05 AM   
Milesnmiles


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Status: offline 		Welllll.... That's not the way I would have done it.
;-)

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/23/2014 8:35:55 AM   
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ORIGINAL: SinFix

hi SinFix- sexy cunt.. I have a couple questions, I hope you will think of them, and give Me an answer in an Open Minded way. * what would be your reaction, and how would you feel if you know that I printed out your picture, cum on it, the scan it back to you ? * and how would you react, or feel, if you know that I made some Photoshop for your pictures, and show you in sexy poses, fucked, humiliated, degraded and used ? Please do reply asap. Thanks

and after I read that message but didn't reply this is what he sent...

you did read My message cunt.. I want you to reply. be nice, whatever your answer is, I will be nice.. be bad and ignore, I will fuck the shit outa your small head. I hope I am clear enough?

I can just see him taking that scanner back when it jams up. "Sir? There seems to be a lot of this flaky white substance all through your machine. I'm afraid it's not covered under warranty if you're having sex with it."

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/23/2014 8:36:55 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: SinFix

hi SinFix- sexy cunt.. I have a couple questions, I hope you will think of them, and give Me an answer in an Open Minded way. * what would be your reaction, and how would you feel if you know that I printed out your picture, cum on it, the scan it back to you ? * and how would you react, or feel, if you know that I made some Photoshop for your pictures, and show you in sexy poses, fucked, humiliated, degraded and used ? Please do reply asap. Thanks

and after I read that message but didn't reply this is what he sent...

you did read My message cunt.. I want you to reply. be nice, whatever your answer is, I will be nice.. be bad and ignore, I will fuck the shit outa your small head. I hope I am clear enough?


It appears that you aren't the one being a cunt


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/23/2014 12:54:57 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Milesnmiles

Welllll.... That's not the way I would have done it.
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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/24/2014 12:01:43 PM   
MissKittyDeVine


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Status: offline 		I've been waiting to get one of these:

Always get wary when see legs only in pictures . usually means obesity.


If he'd actually looked at my photos he would see how ludicrous this message is ...


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/24/2014 1:03:31 PM   
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< Message edited by Spiritedsub2 -- 1/24/2014 1:52:35 PM >

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/24/2014 5:25:13 PM   
asanaambitions


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Status: offline 		This is what I got after informing a 50 yo that I wasn't interested due to the age difference and the fact that his profile said that he was "getting good sex at home" (which I took to mean he was fooling around on the side, mea culpa). He sent this from a second account that he obviously uses specifically to harass women who've blocked him...

"Well, I was being nice and joking for the most part. 20 years is hardly a distinct difference, although just bordering on a teen pregnancy. One day sooner than you think, you too will be older and as men age so much better than woman do.. you will be bringing not only an old sagging wrinkly flat body to the table, but obviously a lonely old bitchy attitude as well. Perhaps your attitude is why you are single. You should find out what you are talking about, perhaps some facts before you acuse someone of being a cheater. People that jump to conclusions are for the most part.. just ignorant...... You, have a nice day!! THANKS FOR THE BLOCK TOOOOO...LOL... VERY MATURE"

And of course I couldn't respond because he blocked me. Ahhhh, I love the smell of hypocrisy in the morning!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/24/2014 6:17:59 PM   
ExiledTyrant


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ORIGINAL: asanaambitions

Ahhhh, I love the smell of hypocrisy in the morning!



That, and Bovine processed grains and grasses... gotta love that smell :)

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/24/2014 7:38:04 PM   
smileforme50


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Status: offline 		Back in November I was contacted by someone who said (in his message to me) that he was 45 years old and in Delaware. When I looked at his profile it said he was from Maryland. So I asked him....did he live in Maryland and work in Delaware? Or vice versa? Then I went back to refresh my memory so I knew I was asking the right question, and THEN his profile said he was in Ohio. Plus then I noticed that his profile said that he was only 35.....

I sent him a message back....was he from Ohio or Maryland? Then I looked back and his profile said "Maryland" again. But he was still only 35.

After I told him that I wouldn't give him my Skype ID....and I looked back at his profile....he was now back in Ohio.....
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One time when I looked at my "Admirers" I noticed that the same guy had tagged me twice on 2 different profiles....or at last 2 different guys using the exact same picture. One was 10 years older than the other. When I asked one of "him" which profile was right....was he 38 or 48 and was he from California or Oklahoma? He blocked me.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/25/2014 8:57:58 PM   
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If I made it to Wxxxxxxxx just to see you, would you give me a kiss with tongue? Xxxx


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/26/2014 11:39:23 AM   
joybaby


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Status: offline 		i just got this message, which is obviously from this guy who has harassed me in the past when i was dumb enough to give him my yahoo ID…i would get messages at all hours of the day and night. I'd block him and he'd come back with another name, and it would all start over again. Anyway, i won't give away the mistake he made in this message…i'm sure the people here can spot it just as easily as i did =)

Hello Joy Baby
Im David, you look lovely,
I just saw your profile and wanted to email you.
I am a 37 year old white male from NY travelling to soon.
My fetish is helping women with their first, or another big cock experience, i am almost 13 inches aroused.
I am open to helping you with whatever you would like, just to see, touch or experience.
I am friendly and respect any limits that you may have, does not have to include penetration for example.
I have enclosed a picture to prove that i am real (i am on the right), i can bore you with no end of other pictures if we talk further
If you can add me on my yahoo, i am also david12inch there.
I can check this at work.
Or what is your yahoo or msn id please?
Anyway little princess be good, you look so beautiful to me
David

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/27/2014 2:23:19 AM   
MissKittyDeVine


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Status: offline 		Did he forget to insert your location into his generic message, by any chance?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/27/2014 3:28:14 PM   
joybaby


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Status: offline 		yes. He asked me what he had left out but i wouldn't tell him. I should have told him to leave out the dick pics, but i want any other women he contacts to know what a douche he is.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/27/2014 7:28:57 PM   
MisterP61


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Status: offline 		OMG OMG OMG... I got My first one. Word for word here it is.


hello i am 43 years old but so beginner do you do online on yahoo chat too ? if yes please read my profile i am looking for an experience , serious and rough man bcz i lose all my sexual relation with my hubby and i am shy woman that i could not find anyone trust able for real sex i am here to find a dom man for train me and help me to win to my shyness and maybe help me to find a man for real sex as my dom

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