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Lynnxz -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 8:57:49 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Notsweet

Two words: camp stove.


Just don't cook bacon naked, unless you have a tiny grease burn fetish.



Notsweet -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 9:02:10 AM)

Just noticed that we're supposed to send these photos to "any Master." Reeeeeally now? Guess that explains why all those "Masters" who demand that I submit immediately don't write back after I reply.

I've got an adult offspring who argues with me frequently about music videos. I ask him, "Is it really sexier to have a woman who's been had by every man in town? Maybe it would be more...I don't know...."special" if it was only for you?" Similarly, how special is it when you know that your sub/slave will submit to anyone and anything that asks for her devotion. Or her photo.



NuevaVida -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 9:03:12 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Lynnxz


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ORIGINAL: Notsweet

Two words: camp stove.


Just don't cook bacon naked, unless you have a tiny grease burn fetish.

I've actually done this before. Ouch!



Notsweet -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 9:05:45 AM)

So have I. It hurts, but I've had worse.



LafayetteLady -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 9:06:41 AM)

How nice of you to be able to speak for "all" dominants.  As Oside said, what about the dominants?  What do you think they should be required to do in order to have a membership at this site?

Your ideas are individual and in my opinion, say quite a bit about you.  None of it positive.  Most s-types here are looking for a relationship (as others have mentioned), and so your idea says that you are only interested in the sexual/BDSM aspect of them, rather than being interested in them as a human being. 

Certainly you could say in your profile that men who contact you should include those three pictures.  However, many don't post those things in the profile for privacy reasons and like it or not, they are entitled to the privacy, especially since you don't own them and they owe you nothing until you do.

But good luck with that all the same.  Oh, and by the way, you have been on the site for six years according to your profile.



EsotericLady -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 9:06:47 AM)

However could they see over the stove? lol
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ORIGINAL: Lynnxz


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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

Although it would be nice to see you cooking while in the required kneeling position.


Easy-bake oven time?




TheLilSquaw -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 9:06:51 AM)

OP
These may be what YOU require of slaves, but you don't get to make the rules for everyone.
I don't enjoy those poses / photos you described.
So why I use them?

Plus just because someone says they are a slave, doesn't mean they submit to the will of every tom, dick and hairy on the planet.



NuevaVida -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 9:07:29 AM)

For sure! It's just teeny little ouch ouch ouches, repeatedly - like needle pokes, lol. Definitely had worse.



EsotericLady -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 9:08:07 AM)

Hahahahaha Nueva!
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ORIGINAL: NuevaVida


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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

How about three standard poses for a Dom?

1. Straddling the earth.
2. Stroking chin in Masterly fashion.
3. Spanking.



LOL!!!

I was thinking along the lines of:
Picture of bank statement
Picture of most recent W2's and tax return
Picture of the inside of their home and all its luxuries





JeffBC -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 9:08:44 AM)

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven
1. Straddling the earth.
2. Stroking chin in Masterly fashion.
3. Spanking.

Now THIS I can get behind. I'm actually planning on a bit of fun doing this up right if I can manage it (man, I really hate it that I lost my reflectors and umbrellas in all the moving we did). This might be a really fun photography project.



TenderTorment -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 9:13:43 AM)

I apologise, its taking me a while to catch up but did someone mention gourmet meal.....**swoon**

*EDIT*.......And naked bacon, aww come on how can a man concentrate now



LafayetteLady -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 9:14:02 AM)

Cook bacon in the microwave and you won't get burned at all.



Notsweet -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 9:14:23 AM)

Not nearly as bad as actually (accidentally) dropping a tit on a grill. Which I have done. Because I am occasionally a moron.

While we're at it, how come if I touch a hot pan, I curse, scream and cry for half an hour, but if you hang me up, whip me and set me on fire, I get the giggles?
(It's ok, I know the answer, but still....



Lucifyre -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 9:14:31 AM)

OMG...so I type out this long ass response to this Won Twue Way douchewagon...and realize I am completely wasting my time because even if what I have to say rings true and makes sense, he won't fuckin get it anyway.

hmmph

Luci



NuevaVida -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 9:17:28 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Notsweet

Not nearly as bad as actually (accidentally) dropping a tit on a grill. Which I have done. Because I am occasionally a moron.

While we're at it, how come if I touch a hot pan, I curse, scream and cry for half an hour, but if you hang me up, whip me and set me on fire, I get the giggles?
(It's ok, I know the answer, but still....

Ha!! [sm=biggrin.gif]

(and microwaved bacon isn't as yummy)

And I'd love to see Jeff's new photography project!

But anyway, back to the OP - as you can see, OP, the overwhelming response to your idea is unfavorable. So yeah, we can all dream, but reality is a much different ball game. Good luck.



Notsweet -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 9:17:46 AM)

But then you have to clean the microwave, and even with the paper towel it's a freaking mess.



SeekingTrinity -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 9:17:59 AM)

~FRing it~

Dont agree with this at all. People should be allowed to post pictures and text in their profiles as they see fit, so long as what they put does not violate the TOS. But outside of that, I especially dont think that "required" pictures should be a condition of membership either. This is a little too much fantasy and not enough reality for my taste.

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I'd really love to see this become official policy at collarme. But thats probably expecting too much. However, I would say to all slaves reading this: even if it doesnt become official policy, you could do it anyway. This is what we (doms) want to see. We want to see you as we would when you first come to us, and strip in front of us for the first time.


Says who? You? This is NOT the way all doms want to see slaves and submissives. Some of us dare to see them as...GASP...human beings and not some piece of meat.



OsideGirl -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 9:18:08 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Lucifyre

OMG...so I type out this long ass response to this Won Twue Way douchewagon...and realize I am completely wasting my time because even if what I have to say rings true and makes sense, he won't fuckin get it anyway.

hmmph

Luci


That's okay Lucy. Do you have any idea how much will power it took not to type, "What the fuck is wrong with you?" as a response to the OP? (That was before the first sip of coffee even, so it was a real wrestling match)



OsideGirl -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 9:19:23 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Notsweet

Not nearly as bad as actually (accidentally) dropping a tit on a grill.
Ow, ow, ow.



SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 9:19:53 AM)


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ORIGINAL: KissMySocks

ALL SLAVES SHOULD HAVE 3 STANDARD PICS :)

In all of these the slave should be stripped naked or in tight shorts/thong.
The pics should be taken from the front and/or above. (so, from the dom's p.o.v.)
1. STANDING: Simply standing to attention with your hands behind your back, head bowed
2. KNEELING: Down on your knees, but with your body upright, hands clasped in front of you, head bowed.
3. GROVELLING: down on your hands and knees, with your back flat (in the footstool position). head bowed



Yeah, screw that.

My Kitty has this funny little thing called a LIFE and most of his photos are of him living it. His best photo, my favorite to this day, is of him staring straight at the camera with a foam battle ax for Amtgard in his hands. The Thor's Hammer pendant around his neck is just visible. Those gorgeous blue eyes of his are very intense and I have no idea what he's wearing in that photo because his eyes are so captivating. That's all he needed to get my attention.

I prefer s-types with a personality and I want their photos to display it. The best photos, IMO, barring the standard head shot (preferably with a smile), are the ones where the s-type is doing something interesting. Pictures of the person standing, kneeling, and groveling are boring. I have zero interest in that. If Kitty had those sorts of photos, I would have passed over him.



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