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Lynnxz -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 5:50:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GotSteel I haven't come across male nudity in a while, what I keep running into are women using cartoon ass. What the heck is up with that? Ladies and gentlemen, this man is suffering from a shortage of dick pics. Should we send him some so he does not feel left out? I feel like I should share the wealth.

lizi -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 5:57:20 PM)
Geez, just go into the Browse Photo section...plenty of dicks there.

Notsweet -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 6:01:42 PM)
What are the three poses of dicks? Are there three poses for dicks? Other than "Here I come!" "There I go," and "I'm so sorry," none of which show the least amount of creativity, and two of which I doubt any man would post. I could be wrong.

Notsweet -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 6:04:12 PM)
Also, if a dick has a doppleganger, would it actually be a dopplegangbanger? I have a lot of questions about this photo stuff.

Lynnxz -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 6:57:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Notsweet Also, if a dick has a doppleganger, would it actually be a dopplegangbanger? I have a lot of questions about this photo stuff. I think there's got to be at least two doppelgängers of the first dick to make a doppelgängbanger

LadyPact -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 7:01:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Notsweet What are the three poses of dicks? Are there three poses for dicks? Other than "Here I come!" "There I go," and "I'm so sorry," none of which show the least amount of creativity, and two of which I doubt any man would post. I could be wrong. Flacid, erect, and engaged in CBT. You're welcome.

LafayetteLady -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 8:07:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Notsweet quote: ORIGINAL: LafayetteLady quote: ORIGINAL: Notsweet I also pump half a tube of KY up my ass, because you just never know, and it's good to be prepared to submit at the drop of a quarter. Don't forget the butt plug you need to keep the KY from dripping out. Plus that butt plug keep your ass nice and ready for that submission. Yeah, but then the buttplug shoots out like a bullet as soon as you cough. Damn, this constant submission shit is hard... But the same would happen to the KY when you sneeze and then whatever you are wearing is all wet and gross.

Level -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 8:13:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lynnxz Yes because everyone is the same and likes the same things. Besides, the standard male slave pose here is, "MY DICK! LOOK AT MY DICK!!" My giant cock

NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 8:23:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact quote: ORIGINAL: Notsweet What are the three poses of dicks? Are there three poses for dicks? Other than "Here I come!" "There I go," and "I'm so sorry," none of which show the least amount of creativity, and two of which I doubt any man would post. I could be wrong. Flacid, erect, and engaged in CBT. You're welcome. [sm=rofl.gif] I love it!!!! NBMG

Notsweet -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 8:28:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LafayetteLady quote: ORIGINAL: Notsweet quote: ORIGINAL: LafayetteLady quote: ORIGINAL: Notsweet I also pump half a tube of KY up my ass, because you just never know, and it's good to be prepared to submit at the drop of a quarter. Don't forget the butt plug you need to keep the KY from dripping out. Plus that butt plug keep your ass nice and ready for that submission. Yeah, but then the buttplug shoots out like a bullet as soon as you cough. Damn, this constant submission shit is hard... But the same would happen to the KY when you sneeze and then whatever you are wearing is all wet and gross. Holy shit, is that what that is?

NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 8:28:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GotSteel cartoon ass [image]local://upfiles/1310520/7763164FB60646ED9CBD4A6314E464CB.jpg[/image]

Notsweet -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 8:32:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact quote: ORIGINAL: Notsweet What are the three poses of dicks? Are there three poses for dicks? Other than "Here I come!" "There I go," and "I'm so sorry," none of which show the least amount of creativity, and two of which I doubt any man would post. I could be wrong. Flacid, erect, and engaged in CBT. You're welcome. But I said "Here I come!" and "There I go." That's two of them, right there. I'm being screwed out of two poses. Did I mention that some action shots would be good? Hiking, cooking, hanging out at the beach? Different outfits? Yeah, I mentioned it, but I put it in my journal. You know, I once was married to someone who got really, really pissed off because I drew a little face on his mushroom. And when I say mushroom, I mean mushroom. It was peensy. I wanted to put a little fireman hat on it and he wouldn't speak to me for days. Pussy.

Notsweet -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 8:34:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lynnxz quote: ORIGINAL: Notsweet Also, if a dick has a doppleganger, would it actually be a dopplegangbanger? I have a lot of questions about this photo stuff. I think there's got to be at least two doppelgängers of the first dick to make a doppelgängbanger That would be a tripleganger. And clearly, that is not a doppleganger. And you wonder why the fuck I'm home on the computer on a Saturday night.

Notsweet -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 8:36:45 PM)
Where's the like button? It was that or Eeyore.

NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 8:49:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Notsweet Where's the like button? It was that or Eeyore. lol

EsotericLady -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 9:02:41 PM)
"I'm so sorry?" LMAO LMAO LMAO quote: ORIGINAL: Notsweet What are the three poses of dicks? Are there three poses for dicks? Other than "Here I come!" "There I go," and "I'm so sorry," none of which show the least amount of creativity, and two of which I doubt any man would post. I could be wrong.

EsotericLady -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 9:04:54 PM)
I love it too! You people have had me in fits and giggles. I'm going to need a seatbelt to keep me in my chair!!! quote: ORIGINAL: NiceButMeanGirl quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact quote: ORIGINAL: Notsweet What are the three poses of dicks? Are there three poses for dicks? Other than "Here I come!" "There I go," and "I'm so sorry," none of which show the least amount of creativity, and two of which I doubt any man would post. I could be wrong. Flacid, erect, and engaged in CBT. You're welcome. [sm=rofl.gif] I love it!!!! NBMG

EsotericLady -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 9:06:42 PM)
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! LMAO quote: ORIGINAL: Notsweet And you wonder why the fuck I'm home on the computer on a Saturday night.

DomMeinCT -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/20/2013 1:10:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact quote: ORIGINAL: Notsweet What are the three poses of dicks? Are there three poses for dicks? Other than "Here I come!" "There I go," and "I'm so sorry," none of which show the least amount of creativity, and two of which I doubt any man would post. I could be wrong. Flacid, erect, and engaged in CBT. You're welcome. How about a few required poses from Puppetry of the Penis? [:D]

LafayetteLady -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/20/2013 1:17:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Notsweet quote: ORIGINAL: LafayetteLady quote: ORIGINAL: Notsweet quote: ORIGINAL: LafayetteLady quote: ORIGINAL: Notsweet I also pump half a tube of KY up my ass, because you just never know, and it's good to be prepared to submit at the drop of a quarter. Don't forget the butt plug you need to keep the KY from dripping out. Plus that butt plug keep your ass nice and ready for that submission. Yeah, but then the buttplug shoots out like a bullet as soon as you cough. Damn, this constant submission shit is hard... But the same would happen to the KY when you sneeze and then whatever you are wearing is all wet and gross. Holy shit, is that what that is? LOL. Of course after he has taken you in the parking lot or the back room, it would be a "cum fart."

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