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Notsweet -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 9:20:59 AM)



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Do you have any idea how much will power it took not to type, "What the fuck is wrong with you?" as a response to the OP?


Why bother? Seems like a more than reasonable response, to me.




OsideGirl -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 9:22:01 AM)


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ORIGINAL: SeekingTrinity
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However, I would say to all slaves reading this: even if it doesnt become official policy, you could do it anyway. This is what we (doms) want to see. We want to see you as we would when you first come to us, and strip in front of us for the first time.


Says who? You? This is NOT the way all doms want to see slaves and submissives. Some of us dare to see them as...GASP...human beings and not some piece of meat.


Not to mention, that's not how he would be seeing me when I first came to him. Because I believe in getting to know someone and figuring out if I actually like that person before I ever get involved in D/s, BDSM or sex. So, for the guys I met, 99% of them never saw me that way and never will.




Notsweet -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 9:26:58 AM)

Not me. I strip down willy-nilly for every cup of coffee. And then I submit in the parking lot. Then I do the required "audition by blowjob" in the front seat of his car, give him my phone number, address, and the name of my primary physician, and go home and sit by the phone, breathlessly waiting for him to come and claim me. Yeah. That.




Notsweet -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 9:28:43 AM)

I also pump half a tube of KY up my ass, because you just never know, and it's good to be prepared to submit at the drop of a quarter.




LafayetteLady -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 9:31:04 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Notsweet

But then you have to clean the microwave, and even with the paper towel it's a freaking mess.


I only need to clean the rotating dish in my microwave after, but I guess everyone has different experiences.

In any case, I like that the paper towels you use to cook it in the microwave soak up a lot of the grease.  Sadly though, my health issues mean I don't get to eat bacon all that often.  It's a rare treat, but oh I love bacon, lol.




LafayetteLady -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 9:32:26 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Notsweet

I also pump half a tube of KY up my ass, because you just never know, and it's good to be prepared to submit at the drop of a quarter.


Don't forget the butt plug you need to keep the KY from dripping out.  Plus that butt plug keep your ass nice and ready for that submission.




Notsweet -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 9:37:05 AM)


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ORIGINAL: LafayetteLady

In any case, I like that the paper towels you use to cook it in the microwave soak up a lot of the grease.  Sadly though, my health issues mean I don't get to eat bacon all that often.  It's a rare treat, but oh I love bacon, lol.


Me too, but since we're torturing ourselves, (OFF TOPIC, OFF TOPIC!!) if you grind half a cup of pecans and mix it with half a cup of brown sugar, then dip the hot bacon in it, then let it settle, you have what is called "praline bacon" and your mouth will beat the hell out of you for never having done it before.




Notsweet -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 9:38:56 AM)


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ORIGINAL: LafayetteLady

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ORIGINAL: Notsweet

I also pump half a tube of KY up my ass, because you just never know, and it's good to be prepared to submit at the drop of a quarter.


Don't forget the butt plug you need to keep the KY from dripping out.  Plus that butt plug keep your ass nice and ready for that submission.


Yeah, but then the buttplug shoots out like a bullet as soon as you cough. Damn, this constant submission shit is hard...




RumpusParable -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 9:49:42 AM)

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ORIGINAL: KissMySocks

Hi all.
Let me say first that I've been a member here for many years. About 10 years I think. But have never actually posted a message on these boards before! This is my very first one. So bear that in mind: if I have broken any conventions or anything, its not deliberate!! :)
I put this idea on my journal earlier, and I thought I would put it here too.

Just so you know, I'm a dominant gay Master. based in Edinburgh but currently in London.
I have over a decade's experience in dominating guys. I specialise in footworship and body worship, but I also like other stuff (see my profile). I've had an idea that I think many Masters and Mistresses would support.

ALL SLAVES SHOULD HAVE 3 STANDARD PICS :)
Yes. I think All slaves should have a standard set of pics of him/herself in the 3 most basic slave poses. which he/she can send to any Master. Having these pics could even be a condition of membership of sites like these, for any slave!

Before anyone starts about discretion and privacy, I do think the slaves should be allowed to cover their faces in these pics, or perhaps wear some kind of mask. And the pics don't necessarily need to be put on their profile page. But they should have them available.

Of course all dominants use their slaves differently. But there are some very basic poses which we would all recognise, and which all slaves should be able to adopt.

These are the 3 standard pics I suggest.
In all of these the slave should be stripped naked or in tight shorts/thong.
The pics should be taken from the front and/or above. (so, from the dom's p.o.v.)

1. STANDING: Simply standing to attention with your hands behind your back, head bowed
2. KNEELING: Down on your knees, but with your body upright, hands clasped in front of you, head bowed.
3. GROVELLING: down on your hands and knees, with your back flat (in the footstool position). head bowed

NB Obviously a slave can choose to have additional pics, showing all sorts of poses and specialities, toys etc. But these 3 should be the 'standard set'.

I'd really love to see this become official policy at collarme. But thats probably expecting too much. However, I would say to all slaves reading this: even if it doesnt become official policy, you could do it anyway. This is what we (doms) want to see. We want to see you as we would when you first come to us, and strip in front of us for the first time.

KMS


No, I really don't like this idea. I'm with those that if these were sent to me I'd be a lot more turned off than interested. And the idea of this being a standard thing... ugh, no, it's rather repulsive to me.

I'm not trying to phrase that meanly, but that's my honest gut and thought response.

And since it seems to matter to you, though I don't know why such things would be important, I've 17 years experience dominating males. I specialize in both D/s and M/s relationship, blood and sharps play, and receiving service.

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This is what we (doms) want to see. We want to see you as we would when you first come to us, and strip in front of us for the first time.


To this part specifically: No, you don't speak for all of us. No, you especially don't speak for me.

When someone "first comes to me" I want them neatly dressed and clean. The first time someone strips for me, I want them doing it as I please -either with a specific protocol I tell them which is absolutely nothing like what you describe above or just plain quickly as we're getting into sex.




mnottertail -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 9:52:52 AM)

KY Jelly?  Buncha goddamn Pillow Princesses.  What sort of money is that costing? You can use pure leaf lard if you don't want to take it dry..........




Lucifyre -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 9:56:42 AM)


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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl


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ORIGINAL: Lucifyre

OMG...so I type out this long ass response to this Won Twue Way douchewagon...and realize I am completely wasting my time because even if what I have to say rings true and makes sense, he won't fuckin get it anyway.

hmmph

Luci


That's okay Luci. Do you have any idea how much will power it took not to type, "What the fuck is wrong with you?" as a response to the OP? (That was before the first sip of coffee even, so it was a real wrestling match)




Yep...that's of course kind of the direction my response was going...oh, that and probably a shiney new gold letter.
whatever.

I can tolerate newbie questions (oh, gee, what kind of lube should I use to shove this monster up my ass for 8 days straight)
I can handle the OMG I'm not a good enough sub because I didn't toast his bread right down to the perfect golden brown color and I should be punished
I can even handle "Master was wrong but it's my fault because I'm the sub"

But the "all subs/slaves should do because I'm Dom and I said so"... my gut reaction is always:

FUCK YOU, in your ass, with a pineapple and no lube. You're not my dom, you're not even A dom. You're a douchewad and you should go fuck yourself because that's the only action you're going to get.
Including the ones who have real life experience for many years (yes, I had a recent experience that about floored me)

It doesn't matter what anyones dynamic is...it's ALL about consent. If someone tries to tell me what they think I should do without my prior consent then they're just blowing hot air and they should work as a circus clown to do some good for all those baloons that need thier services.

just sayin ;)

Lucifyre




Notsweet -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 10:01:23 AM)


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

KY Jelly?  Buncha goddamn Pillow Princesses.  What sort of money is that costing? You can use pure leaf lard if you don't want to take it dry..........


Yes, Sir.




Oneechan -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 10:04:53 AM)

really, really horrible idea

not every dominant cares about these sort of things, and even if they did, DEFINITELY not every dominant wants to see a ton of constant naked pictures.


Here's a better idea:

All of the following pictures should be taken with the subject fully clothed:
1. A closeup of the face
2. A standing, full body image
3. A picture of the subject doing something mildly interesting. Climbing a mountain, hanging with friends, driving a motorbike, digging the garden, washing the dishes, or whatever it is that they do with their time.

this would work much better ^^




OsideGirl -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 10:10:56 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Oneechan

really, really horrible idea

not every dominant cares about these sort of things, and even if they did, DEFINITELY not every dominant wants to see a ton of constant naked pictures.


Here's a better idea:

All of the following pictures should be taken with the subject fully clothed:
1. A closeup of the face
2. A standing, full body image
3. A picture of the subject doing something mildly interesting. Climbing a mountain, hanging with friends, driving a motorbike, digging the garden, washing the dishes, or whatever it is that they do with their time.

this would work much better ^^


Not really. Many people don't show their face for the sake of discretion. Many people here are in relationships. Posting a picture of "hanging with friends" would be unethical unless those friends consented to having their photo on a kink site. And lastly, expecting everyone else to conform to one person's standards is unreasonable.




EsotericLady -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 10:19:40 AM)

LMAO You are so funny, Tender!!!
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ORIGINAL: TenderTorment

I apologise, its taking me a while to catch up but did someone mention gourmet meal.....**swoon**

*EDIT*.......And naked bacon, aww come on how can a man concentrate now






EsotericLady -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 10:22:53 AM)

That's alright, Luci! I typed out a long a** response that should cover both of us! : )
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ORIGINAL: Lucifyre

OMG...so I type out this long ass response to this Won Twue Way douchewagon...and realize I am completely wasting my time because even if what I have to say rings true and makes sense, he won't fuckin get it anyway.

hmmph

Luci





EsotericLady -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 10:25:19 AM)

Just curious, Notsweet? But how exactly does one drop a (human) breast on a grill?
(And don't say "very carefully," either!) LOL

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ORIGINAL: Notsweet

Not nearly as bad as actually (accidentally) dropping a tit on a grill. Which I have done. Because I am occasionally a moron.

While we're at it, how come if I touch a hot pan, I curse, scream and cry for half an hour, but if you hang me up, whip me and set me on fire, I get the giggles?
(It's ok, I know the answer, but still....





EsotericLady -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 10:28:30 AM)

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG this is funny!
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ORIGINAL: Notsweet

Not me. I strip down willy-nilly for every cup of coffee. And then I submit in the parking lot. Then I do the required "audition by blowjob" in the front seat of his car, give him my phone number, address, and the name of my primary physician, and go home and sit by the phone, breathlessly waiting for him to come and claim me. Yeah. That.





EsotericLady -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 10:40:53 AM)

Indeed! "Climbing a mountain" would most definitely fall under the list of "MILDLY interesting things!!!"
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ORIGINAL: Oneechan

really, really horrible idea

not every dominant cares about these sort of things, and even if they did, DEFINITELY not every dominant wants to see a ton of constant naked pictures.


Here's a better idea:

All of the following pictures should be taken with the subject fully clothed:
1. A closeup of the face
2. A standing, full body image
3. A picture of the subject doing something mildly interesting. Climbing a mountain, hanging with friends, driving a motorbike, digging the garden, washing the dishes, or whatever it is that they do with their time.

this would work much better ^^





JeffBC -> RE: Here's an idea: All slaves should have 'standard set' of 3 pics. :) (1/19/2013 11:17:55 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Notsweet
Me too, but since we're torturing ourselves, (OFF TOPIC, OFF TOPIC!!) if you grind half a cup of pecans and mix it with half a cup of brown sugar, then dip the hot bacon in it, then let it settle, you have what is called "praline bacon" and your mouth will beat the hell out of you for never having done it before.

I'm confused. How could any post involving bacon, brown sugar, and pecans be off topic for anything?

Oh, and to your constant submission thing... it's good to see that there are still a few real and true slaves left in the world :)




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