LaMalinche
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VelvetVise, (the infinatly prolonged) is one of the universes' small population, of immortal beings, although he was not born this way, people born into immortality instinctivly know how to deal with it, but because VelvetVise's imortality had been thrust upon him, it all got a bit much. the smug smiles he used to wear at other peoples funerals began to fade, he stopped living on the edge, and one day, called together a meeting of the people he deemed important. "I shall insult, the universe!" he claimed to his audience, "One by one, individually" they gasped, "and, in alphabetical order!, oh there are cakes over there if you want them" and now he spends his time flying through the internet void, last seen insulting B.com and CollarMe members, (for the second time by accident) he obviously hasn't gotten very far...
< Message edited by LaMalinche -- 6/24/2006 7:15:13 PM >
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Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...
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