MrRodgers
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What are yours ? Which of the many of 1000's of conspiracy theories throughout history are your favorites. I have two I think that have to rank at the very top. FIRST...The world is not the center of the universe ? I mean can you imagine that ? Surely whoever suggests such a prospect...must be ill, a crack pot or a nut job or worse...absolutely crazy. Marginalized at best, ostracized, beaten, jailed and even murdered...at worst. Because true to fact, motherfucker...the world IS the center of the universe. All you have to do is just look. SECOND The world is round. Now whoever thinks this is truly ready for the proverbial rubber room. Now really, just being an ignorant fool, crazy even, we wouldn't want him to be able to...hurt himself. Everybody knows the world if flat surrounded by the life-giving oceans held in by the gods..or something pretty close to it. But that never-ending cliff or monster-infested ocean will if challenged beyond its brim...seal your fate in death. So here is a fellow or people who are more than just a nut or disturbed, they must be jailed or even killed to keep up such blasphemy. Think about these cybersluts. Enjoy a real intellectually stimulating adventure. Read all about it ? No, not the latest craziness but history's greatest conspiracy theories for something like 2000 years or say approx. the amount of time since the world first used his intellect with lexicon, alphabet, numbers, language and ultimately...science. Yet, for all of countless generations, it was illness, blasphemy and heresy for almost anyone to suggest such a crazy what ? Crazy conspiracy theory. Imagine the 100's even 1000's of people that would all have to be in on it. So don't make us think you such an egregious sinner. Rather, you think of all that history of society, all of the research by the experts confirming the facts that just simply requires us ney, the whole of mankind, to recognize that the world is flat and is also in fact...at the center of the universe. What would'd be your craziest conspiracy theory ?
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