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RE: Slave Relocateme Scams - 3/23/2013 2:30:32 PM

KinkyCalifornia

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Wow, this has been very entertaining to read the rebuttals. Ow, nasty stuff. My butt is all red for sure (metaphorically speaking).

Please note:

1) there are quite a bit of slave relocation attempts going on (with success at various times.) Sorry, that is a fact.

2) Too many of you women are offended that I want a woman who is truly HWP. That is my right. If you are overweight, it's not fair that you're offended.

3) Any of you writing and publishing BDSM books? I welcome you to do that. There is a market for your books. If I can you can.

4) Getting to stand out to a sought-after perspective slave is tough. I was trying in any manner I could. I and others I know have actually have had positive experiences with slave relocation in the past, though it was not from across the country but a lot closer. From experience it seems to me that it takes money. There are slaves that are broke right now and need money, plus they want to relocate ASAP, which takes money. That is the problem. You buy them the ticket to travel and maybe they will show up or not.

My rule of thumb is that if they won't talk to you on the phone and skype (or otherwise videoconference) with you then something is fishy. Unfortunately I ran into a number that won't do both.

Okay trash me for writing this. I know it's coming.

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RE: Slave Relocateme Scams - 3/23/2013 2:35:10 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: KinkyCalifornia

Wow, this has been very entertaining to read the rebuttals. Ow, nasty stuff. My butt is all red for sure (metaphorically speaking).

Please note:

1) there are quite a bit of slave relocation attempts going on (with success at various times.) sorry, that is a fact.

So the fuck what? You have to be an idiot to fall for them.

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2) Too many of you women are offended that I want a woman that is truly HWP. That is my right. If you are overweight, it's not fair that you're offended.

Actually, most of us couldn't give a rat's ass who you fuck or beat or whether or not they are HWP.

You aren't a speshul snowflake.

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3) Any of you writing and publishing BDSM books? I welcome you to do that. If I can you can.

I have no desire to write books, BDSM or otherwise. However I would HOPE that those who actually do write them know what the fuck they are talking about.

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4) Getting to stand out to a sought-after perspective slave is tough. I was trying in any manner I could. I and others I know have actually have had positive experiences with slave relocation in the past, though it was not from across the country but a lot closer. From experience it seems to me that it takes money. There are slaves that are broke right now and need money, plus they want to relocate ASAP, which takes money. That is the problem. You buy them the ticket to travel and maybe they will show up or not.

Anything worth having is worth working for.

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My rule of thumb is that if they won't talk to you on the phone and skype (or otherwise videoconference) with you then something is fishy. Unfortunately I ran into a number that won't do both.

So rather than bitch about it, block, hide and move on instead of throwing a hissy fit.

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RE: Slave Relocateme Scams - 3/23/2013 3:12:43 PM

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ORIGINAL: KinkyCalifornia

1) there are quite a bit of slave relocation attempts going on (with success at various times.) Sorry, that is a fact.

What exactly is your point? Not to fall for relocation profiles? Everyone here is (supposed to be) an adult. If they're dumb enough to send money to someone they don't know, they deserve their misery. Darwin, ever heard of him?

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2) Too many of you women are offended that I want a woman who is truly HWP. That is my right. If you are overweight, it's not fair that you're offended.

Huh? I don't see how that non sequitur pertains to anything relevant here. Pull up your pants; your butt-hurt is showing.

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3) Any of you writing and publishing BDSM books? I welcome you to do that. There is a market for your books. If I can you can.

If you can, anyone can.

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4) Getting to stand out to a sought-after perspective slave is tough. I was trying in any manner I could.

The one 'manner' you didn't try is the only method that might actually work: make yourself attractive to women in your profile. FFS, do we have to tell you everything? Take out the references to your dick. Take out your ridiculous list of umpteen unrealistic expectations of how a woman must respond to you and the time in seconds she has to do so. As you can see from women's responses here, it makes you look like a wanker whose experience is fapping in front of a computer screen. For Gawd's sake, put your feckin' clothes on. Woman are generally not visual in the same way men are...a several-year old pic of a hairy, disembodied torso is NOT helping your case. AT ALL. There's more...much more...but I can't be arsed to do the rest of your work for you.

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My rule of thumb is that if they won't talk to you on the phone and skype (or otherwise videoconference) with you then something is fishy. Unfortunately I ran into a number that won't do both.

Duh. So quit whining and start making yourself into the type of man a woman would actually want to be with.

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RE: Slave Relocateme Scams - 3/23/2013 3:26:50 PM

Charles6682

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I get scams from so called "dommes",usually from Kenya and Ghana.I'll see about 3 or 4 emails with the exact same message from different emails.Kind of predictable at this point.

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RE: Slave Relocateme Scams - 3/23/2013 3:30:00 PM

lizi

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quote:

ORIGINAL: KinkyCalifornia

Wow, this has been very entertaining to read the rebuttals. Ow, nasty stuff. My butt is all red for sure (metaphorically speaking).

Please note:

1) there are quite a bit of slave relocation attempts going on (with success at various times.) Sorry, that is a fact.

2) Too many of you women are offended that I want a woman who is truly HWP. That is my right. If you are overweight, it's not fair that you're offended.

3) Any of you writing and publishing BDSM books? I welcome you to do that. There is a market for your books. If I can you can.

4) Getting to stand out to a sought-after perspective slave is tough. I was trying in any manner I could. I and others I know have actually have had positive experiences with slave relocation in the past, though it was not from across the country but a lot closer. From experience it seems to me that it takes money. There are slaves that are broke right now and need money, plus they want to relocate ASAP, which takes money. That is the problem. You buy them the ticket to travel and maybe they will show up or not.

My rule of thumb is that if they won't talk to you on the phone and skype (or otherwise videoconference) with you then something is fishy. Unfortunately I ran into a number that won't do both.

Okay trash me for writing this. I know it's coming.

What the heck is "slave relocation"? You talk about it like it's some sort of phenomenon or something. Or is it this? Slave relocation = people who have met long distance and have since decided to live together. It's fairly ridiculous that you seem to think BDSM gives people and their actions some special connotation and they live in some rarified circle of society where they poop rainbows instead of going to the bathroom like most of the world.

Of course most of us are not writing/publishing BDSM material, neither are we doing brain surgery, collecting trash, rice farming, or doing oil changes. No one has time to do every job in the world, which is why we limit ourselves to a few and become (hopefully) competent at it- although in your case that is not evident. I'll bet that most of us look for competence in any service or product that we choose to buy, therefore even if we aren't a brain surgeon or auto mechanic ourselves, we have a working knowledge of what we'd like our service provider to have in those areas. i don't have to be a BDSM writer to know that the poorly written rubbish in your profile is ridiculous. If you are using that for bait to attain the elusive HWP sought-after submissive, you're going to be disappointed in the results.

How can you be 45, and this famous published writer about sex and how it pertains to men and women, and not know how laughable women will find what you have written in your profile? I don't understand how this is what you are offering...no sane woman could read that with a straight face. I honestly busted out laughing and scared the cats. As far as relocating someone....are you talking about women that can read? Your best bet might be to get out in person to places where you can find a HWP female that can't read and doesnt want to learn.

This crazy idea that you have that there are slaves populating the country in need of someone to swoop in and relocate them is absurd. At the age of 45 don't you recognize a scam? This is why your OP was a hoot, you are coming off as being completely new to interacting with women online, and don't seem to understand common ploys that are used to get money. Someone somewhere is going to get a chunk of money out of you - you are very naive to this arena and it shows.

The crazy thing is that you don't seem to care about who you get...any old HWP slave seems to be ok. This whole thread is founded on the premise that you think BDSM is different than real life and influences how men and women usually interact. Come on. Go out there and meet a women, forget all the crazy sexual fantasies in your journal, women don't want to hear that shit from a stranger, and go on dates with solvent women who aren't destitute. Is it really that hard to figure out?

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RE: Slave Relocateme Scams - 3/23/2013 3:33:15 PM

Toppingfrmbottom

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Never get contacted by scams.

I second removing the fact that your company has tons of money. You're painting a target on yourself with that I believe.

And even if I was everything you were looking for I'd pass you by with out a second glance. your profile reads like a horribly written cheesy fantasy novel. I don't respond to people who write a script of how our meetings will go. There's nothing in there to attract me or interest me about them, personally.

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RE: Slave Relocateme Scams - 3/23/2013 3:37:21 PM

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I just told them that if they are all that impressed and want to be my slave and are set on it, good, let me know when you get here. That kind of nips it in the bud.

I know we are forced by the very nature of being online that original contact is most often profile-sensitive as we are all supposed to 'pimp-out' our side view almost like filling in our space in 'Kink Illustrated.' I refuse to do so and haven't needed to.

So, I read your profile as far too much a copy and paste even if it is your writing and not really proof read completely. In addition, I simply wouldn't go anywhere near that far in a profile. Most of what you write I would want to be quite a bit spontaneous if not to you...to her.

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RE: Slave Relocateme Scams - 3/23/2013 4:01:19 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt

The one 'manner' you didn't try is the only method that might actually work: make yourself attractive to women in your profile. FFS, do we have to tell you everything? Take out the references to your dick. Take out your ridiculous list of umpteen unrealistic expectations of how a woman must respond to you and the time in seconds she has to do so. As you can see from women's responses here, it makes you look like a wanker whose experience is fapping in front of a computer screen. For Gawd's sake, put your feckin' clothes on. Woman are generally not visual in the same way men are...a several-year old pic of a hairy, disembodied torso is NOT helping your case. AT ALL. There's more...much more...but I can't be arsed to do the rest of your work for you.

OP, read the above quote 100 times.

I'm 51 and not what you want OP, and I wouldn't be able to interact with you based on that profile without bursting into laughter. Is this your desired response from women? Take the hysterical laughter that women have had in response so far as a clue that you need to change what you're doing here, as MDA already explained.
If you can't get me- who is light years away from what you want, you have no hope of availing yourself of the legions of broke HWP slaves dotting the countryside that need rescuing.

The cross section of women who have responded on your thread so far is a pretty variable mix, and no one seemed to find what you've put out there so far attractive in any way. What does that tell you? Get realistic and change drastically how you are going about things. What is funniest to us is that some big deal BDSM writer should have a tiny inkling of what women want. They don't want an "Extreme Pleasure Breast Massage" (that is hysterical btw) if they don't want to be in the presence of your misguided notions and fuzzy chest.

If you're brave enough, and have an asbestos suit handy, open the floor to asking for help in revising your profile. You've already gotten some honest feedback on it; if you're man enough to take it, you have your audience here of submissive women that can tell you what is actually attractive to them instead of the drivel that you have posted there now.

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RE: Slave Relocateme Scams - 3/23/2013 6:00:10 PM

stephINca

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So I unfortunately read his profile out of curiosity. He's sounds just as fake as the scammers. Creepy

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RE: Slave Relocateme Scams - 3/23/2013 6:01:29 PM

SeekingTrinity

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~FRing it~

Damn it, the profile talk got my curiosity too. That literally was the funniest shit I've read in a long fucking time. You a comedian, OP? If not, you seriously should be. You can even take the sock on tour with you.

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RE: Slave Relocateme Scams - 3/23/2013 6:19:46 PM

stephINca

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Plus wouldn't the sex be really boring or is that just me? I would be fliping over and watching tv in no time lol.

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RE: Slave Relocateme Scams - 3/23/2013 6:27:53 PM

SeekingTrinity

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This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "fuck you and the horse you rode in on"

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RE: Slave Relocateme Scams - 3/23/2013 7:58:21 PM

lizi

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FR:

Just for the heck of it I'll say that I don't think the OP and the sock are the same person. The OP is a naive, clueless soul who thinks that slaves are out there eagerly awaiting his relocation cash to get to him and avail themselves of an Extreme Pleasure Breast Massage; the sock person is a bitter, sour old clown.

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RE: Slave Relocateme Scams - 3/23/2013 8:07:14 PM

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lizi, sounds about right.

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RE: Slave Relocateme Scams - 3/23/2013 10:25:06 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: lizi

The OP is a naive, clueless soul who thinks that slaves are out there eagerly awaiting his relocation cash to get to him and avail themselves of an Extreme Pleasure Breast Massage;

OMG Lizi, that part was pee-your-pants funny. This whole thread has been hilarious. OP, thanks for the awesome belly laugh.

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RE: Slave Relocateme Scams - 3/24/2013 4:25:15 PM

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Honestly? When I first started doing the Internet thing a while back I had a few instances where I'd chat to someone for a bit and then they'd try to pull something like this.

These days... I guess I'm either lucky, or I've developed a good filter, because I very rarely exchange emails with people that then try to scam me. I ignore a fair number of incoming emails because they're obviously sketchy though...

If it's too good to be true it is - everybody has to eat.

You can buy bus tickets in advance, pick up at the counter with proper ID. The caveat there being, 6 months quarantine when she gets there - if she turns out to be the unregenerate slut you're... uh, I'm looking for.

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RE: Slave Relocateme Scams - 3/24/2013 4:29:03 PM

xssve

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A ~~riotous~~ rightous slut rates a plane ticket, but, 6 mos. quarantine, regardless.

Let it never be said I'm not fair.

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RE: Slave Relocateme Scams - 3/24/2013 8:36:06 PM

Charles6682

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My goodness.This is a funny thread.I couldn't stop laughing.Bewteen this thread and the OPs profile,I have had my laughs for the day.

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RE: Slave Relocateme Scams - 3/25/2013 11:17:57 PM

descrite

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"It was a Dark and Stormy Penis..."

Listen, OP: I'll get a slave you can relocate. You need to pay shipping, though. Plus, there's the extra charge for the crate. And the exfil fees. And the water bottle. Plus, the knit cap. For the flight.

Hit me on PayPal. 20% up front, balance COD.

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RE: Slave Relocateme Scams - 3/25/2013 11:24:49 PM

MistressDarkArt

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^^^That was hilarious, descrite. Nice to see you can be a good egg when you want.

If I were you OP, I'd take des up on his offer.

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