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I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/23/2006 6:40:16 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Alright, I've seen enough.  We have a well respected poster named Gauge on these boards. 

To rephrase, we have a well respected poster NAMED GAUGE on these boards.

To summarise, NAMED GAUGE!

GAUGE!  Not Guage, not Guag, not gag, it's G A U G E....  A before U, except in cases where the opposite is true.

There we go.  Had to do it.  Sorry, Guage.  (Tee hee)

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/23/2006 6:51:55 PM   
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Sorry could you spell that for me again ?????????

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/23/2006 6:56:19 PM   
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Who the fuck is this guy?  I've never seen it spelled like that......what is the story? Is this guy from the middle east? Named ........ are you sure it isn't Hamed or something?

There is a guy named Gauge on this site that spells pretty well, maybe you could run this through him and see what he thinks

Just a suggestion,
Ron


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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/23/2006 6:59:27 PM   
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Will i get punished if i speel it wrong?
::wink::

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/23/2006 7:01:07 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: txpet

Will i get punished if i speel it wrong?
::wink::



Nah, I tried that.  Hence the rant.  Pure, unadulterated jealousy.

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/23/2006 7:08:57 PM   
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Gauge .... isn't that something we judge other peoples spelling by .. careful benjiii ... missturbation will come over the pnd and spank your nose

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/23/2006 7:09:00 PM   
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Are Gauge and Benji the same person?



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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/23/2006 7:14:02 PM   
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Gauge .... isn't that something we judge other peoples spelling by .. careful benjiii ... missturbation will come over the pnd and spank your nose


Shooks i was kinda hoping to get my ass spanked or mayb the 'snake' could come out lol

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/23/2006 7:19:01 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LaMalinche

Are Gauge and Benji the same person?



No, but benji and LaMalinche are.

Kinda like fight club, cept with less face smashing and more spankings.

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/23/2006 7:22:54 PM   
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sneaks in and gives benji a doggie bone and a good pat on his head

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/23/2006 7:23:25 PM   
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Gauge---Benji..........

The U is silent in  Gauge, and Benji is never silent......no possible way they are one and the same.


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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/23/2006 8:00:21 PM   
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"I know this because Benji knows this."

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."

"The first rule of Collar Me is you do not talk about Collar Me. The second rule of Collar Me is you do not talk about Collar Me. Third rule of Collar Me, someone yells 'stop', goes limp, taps out, the spanking is over. Fourth rule, only two people to a spanking. Fifth rule, one spanking at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, spankings will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Collar Me, you have to get a spanking."



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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/23/2006 8:04:54 PM   
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I know someone named Gauge, he reigns supreme over the complaint section.

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/23/2006 8:09:12 PM   
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OK now I am confused .. whose getting a spanking and whose Gaugeing it ?? ... or is that the 9th rule of the seventh sun ..... <shakes my head> too many beers not enough friday night .... GAHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/23/2006 8:11:25 PM   
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wowsers...whos this guy...gauge?

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/23/2006 8:12:25 PM   
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you will get shit over the extraeneous e in some years hence. pal the spelling nazis are watching, Named or Hamed or whatever, for example...........count a bunch of U's there you lurkers..............

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/23/2006 8:15:51 PM   
mnottertail


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Goddammit!!!!!!!!! Am I Caspar the Friendly Ghost out here?  Nobody knows who this guy is because the U is SILENT......This is bigger than all of us, I am afraid. 

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/23/2006 8:19:25 PM   
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Jeeze is it even bigger than my ass?


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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/23/2006 8:19:27 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LaMalinche

Are Gauge and Benji the same person?




Mohamad Achmid ibin Oldfellah ibin Spellsalot ibin Benjigauge

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/23/2006 8:19:40 PM   
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Happy Birthday Tamer!!! ...Sir ;)

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