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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/24/2006 3:21:07 AM   
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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/24/2006 4:02:30 AM   
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Who the fuck is this guy?  I've never seen it spelled like that......what is the story?


I figured out who Guage. I ran an internet search on him and found this.....

The official website of sultry porn star Gauge Receive full access to view all of Gauge's videos and check back often to read updated journal entries and appearance calendar. Just $3.99 for 3 daysCategory: Porn Stars > Gaugewww.xxxgauge.com -

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/24/2006 6:09:03 AM   
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OOO!!! I just got my first one Level!!!!




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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/24/2006 6:25:57 AM   
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Excuse me all... but i am thinking the problem herein with this spelling thing, is that you Yanks spell incorrectly altogether!  i mean... where is the *U* in color??? Its colour!!!
 
i think i will send a dictionary over to you lot, so you can all learn to spell proper English
 
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edited to add... respectfully submitted

< Message edited by talibahh -- 6/24/2006 6:27:19 AM >

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/24/2006 7:23:37 AM   
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now that is  F U N N Y !
thanks

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/24/2006 9:10:41 AM   
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edited to spell his damn name correctly

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/24/2006 9:40:08 AM   
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now that is  F U N N Y !
thanks


No, thank you, sweet  ....... it takes two to make a funny fun.

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/24/2006 12:43:21 PM   
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Oh, Gauge, might there not be better things to do with a dancing banana?
After all, it might save on the cost of batteries.


I never thought of that... but who would want that smiling face shoved into their nether regions? Wouldn't you rather have someone with an evil and disturbing grin down there?

It's just a thought.

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/24/2006 12:47:24 PM   
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I figured out who Guage. I ran an internet search on him and found this.....


Contrary to popular belief, I am not a porn star. If I were, I may be the one true cause of erectile disfunction in men and conversion to being a lesbian in women.

Also, I noted your spelling of my name. If you are not part of the solution you are part of the problem.

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/24/2006 12:50:22 PM   
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Excuse me all... but i am thinking the problem herein with this spelling thing, is that you Yanks spell incorrectly altogether!  i mean... where is the *U* in color??? Its colour!!!
 
i think i will send a dictionary over to you lot, so you can all learn to spell proper English
 
tali runs off and hides before the hoards arrive to attack her  


So... what are you trying to say? That my name should be Gaugue? I think I am going to begin spelling my name Qgauge... the Q being silent of course.

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/24/2006 12:52:51 PM   
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Hello my name is Wanders and I am pretty sure that I have spelt Gauge's name wrong in a post in the past.  God grant me the serenity and a spellchecker to not do this again


Amen.

Now, for your act of contrition please say seven Hail Gauge's and ten Our Gauge In Heaven.

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/24/2006 12:55:25 PM   
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Also, I noted your spelling of my name. If you are not part of the solution you are part of the problem.


Damn it Jim i'm a slave not a linguist!!!!

Lol, GAUGE, you mean you are not a porn star?

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/24/2006 12:57:18 PM   
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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/24/2006 1:06:55 PM   
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Damn it Jim i'm a slave not a linguist!!!!


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 Lol, GAUGE, you mean you are not a porn star?  


Errrr.... if I answer no, will people stop liking me?

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/24/2006 1:10:28 PM   
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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/24/2006 1:10:43 PM   
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Gawdamnit Level...I thought I was going to be able to go a whole weekend without spraying coffee all over my monitor.

Gees-us! Anyone know how to get caffeine out of a keyboard? The keys are moving so damn fast I can't keep up with the typos!!

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/24/2006 1:14:12 PM   
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Oh Gauge...Hurry up and rescue this thread...Ron is losing it again!!

Time to let out the....That'll bring him!




OK... Who let the dancing banana out again?

One of these days I am going to cut that thing up on my cereal if I can ever catch that little dancing bastard.


Oh dammit, just what my keyboard needed, a second cup of coffee. sheeeit! Help me, my keyboard is hopped up on cafeine, and I can't be responsible for what it's going to type next....

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/24/2006 1:15:22 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Gauge

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Oh, Gauge, might there not be better things to do with a dancing banana?
After all, it might save on the cost of batteries.


I never thought of that... but who would want that smiling face shoved into their nether regions? Wouldn't you rather have someone with an evil and disturbing grin down there?

It's just a thought.


Ohhhh ... see i was only viewing it as a choice betweent eh banana and the toy. Anything evil and disturbing is definitely a turn on ... though umm, that banana is certainly disturbing ::wink::

Evil, drooooooooool
::ahem::

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/24/2006 1:17:59 PM   
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Excuse me all... but i am thinking the problem herein with this spelling thing, is that you Yanks spell incorrectly altogether!  i mean... where is the *U* in color??? Its colour!!!
 


You tell 'em, girl. Darn Yanks are just so damn afraid of the letter U. Sheesh!

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/24/2006 3:47:15 PM   
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ORIGINAL: txpet

Oh, Gauge, might there not be better things to do with a dancing banana?
After all, it might save on the cost of batteries.


I never thought of that... but who would want that smiling face shoved into their nether regions? Wouldn't you rather have someone with an evil and disturbing grin down there?

It's just a thought.


OK .. just me and my twisted humor coming again Gauge But .... If I shove the naner up her nether regions .. specifically that wet juicy spot .. can't I have the pleasure of pulling it out with my tongue and teeth .... just a question of the all powerful Qgauge

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