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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/23/2006 8:21:35 PM   
Tamerofwild1s


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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/23/2006 8:22:54 PM   
Vancouver_cinful


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Status: offline 		Oh Gauge...Hurry up and rescue this thread...Ron is losing it again!!

Time to let out the....That'll bring him!


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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/23/2006 8:28:54 PM   
submissvelilbrat


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Status: offline 		...let the birthday spankings commence....would You prefer Your spankings with a paddle or a belt?  and will You be bent over a chair or a spanking bench? ;)   inquiring minds want to know

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/23/2006 8:32:22 PM   
Tamerofwild1s


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ORIGINAL: submissvelilbrat

...let the birthday spankings commence....would You prefer Your spankings with a paddle or a belt?  and will You be bent over a chair or a spanking bench? ;)   inquiring minds want to know


WELLLLLllllll you could be over my knee or chair or bench ..  you could beat with a belt or paddle or cane ... I am insane said sam I am I am insane I am ... oh wait wrong thread ... lmfaoooooo

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/23/2006 8:35:14 PM   
submissvelilbrat


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Status: offline 		yes Sir, but not my birthday....soooooooo...
 
ok everyone...line up and choose the implement of your choice...time for Tamer's birthday spankings...all 49 of them *SMIRK*

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/23/2006 8:36:40 PM   
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Zygote
Yggdrasil
Xenophobe.....

'Cause I ain't your average motherfucker.

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*NB:  the U will not be silent when we get there but your ass may be.........therein lies your dilemma



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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/23/2006 8:37:12 PM   
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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/23/2006 11:06:02 PM   
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thank the gods i'm no longer a newbie lolol

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/23/2006 11:49:32 PM   
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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/24/2006 12:40:56 AM   
Gauge


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Status: offline 		My dearest Benji. I want to thank you from the very bottom of my heart for posting this. I am not sure why there is a serious problem spelling Guage... I mean Geuga... Wait... that isn't it either.... well, you know who I mean... ME!

I believe, in truth that people mispell my name because they secretly want to be me. I can think of no other explanation.

Benji... you are truly a saint and I am in your debt. However, if you think that I am going to give you a break on the Hijack thread... forget it.

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/24/2006 12:42:33 AM   
Gauge


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ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

I know someone named Gauge, he reigns supreme over the complaint section.


Don't forget that either.

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/24/2006 12:46:10 AM   
Gauge


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wowsers...whos this guy...gauge?



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I am the Gauge that you seek! What can I do for you oh fair maiden?
 
#####Scratches crotch######
 
#####Bounds out of this thread into another one#####

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/24/2006 12:48:22 AM   
Gauge


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ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful

Oh Gauge...Hurry up and rescue this thread...Ron is losing it again!!

Time to let out the....That'll bring him!




OK... Who let the dancing banana out again?

One of these days I am going to cut that thing up on my cereal if I can ever catch that little dancing bastard.

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/24/2006 12:57:23 AM   
Wulfchyld


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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/24/2006 2:32:03 AM   
gooddogbenji


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ORIGINAL: Gauge

OK... Who let the dancing banana out again?

One of these days I am going to cut that thing up on my cereal if I can ever catch that little dancing bastard.



Guaga,

The  are kinda like earthworms.  You cut him up, and you'll have .....

Just thought you should know..

Yours,


benji

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/24/2006 2:45:49 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LaMalinche

"I know this because Benji knows this."

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."

"The first rule of Collar Me is you do not talk about Collar Me. The second rule of Collar Me is you do not talk about Collar Me. Third rule of Collar Me, someone yells 'stop', goes limp, taps out, the spanking is over. Fourth rule, only two people to a spanking. Fifth rule, one spanking at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, spankings will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Collar Me, you have to get a spanking."




Fucking One True Wayer.......

Yours,


LaBenjinche

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/24/2006 2:50:02 AM   
txpet


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It was worth a try.

So, i suppose i will practice my spelling after all.

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/24/2006 2:57:24 AM   
txpet


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Status: offline 		Happy Birthday!!
Now what are You going to do with the dripping candle wax??

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/24/2006 2:58:55 AM   
txpet


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Status: offline 		Oh, Gauge, might there not be better things to do with a dancing banana?
After all, it might save on the cost of batteries.

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/24/2006 3:19:01 AM   
LaMalinche


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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaMalinche

"I know this because Benji knows this."

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."

"The first rule of Collar Me is you do not talk about Collar Me. The second rule of Collar Me is you do not talk about Collar Me. Third rule of Collar Me, someone yells 'stop', goes limp, taps out, the spanking is over. Fourth rule, only two people to a spanking. Fifth rule, one spanking at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, spankings will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Collar Me, you have to get a spanking."




Fucking One True Wayer.......

Yours,


LaBenjinche


If I had a tumor, I'd name it gooddogbenji.

Best,

GoodMalinchebenji


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