RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge.

Collarspace Discussion Forums

Home Login Search

RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge.

View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge.

Page: << < prev 3 4 [5] 6 7 next > >>

Message

<< Older Topic Newer Topic >>

RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/25/2006 7:13:34 AM

wandersalone

Posts: 4666
Joined: 11/21/2005
Status: offline

grumbles ... I said the damn seven Hail Gauges and the ten Our Gauge in Heaven as asked, does this mean I am all forgiven and can go forth and spell your name wrong once more Mister QGauge?

(in reply to Gauge)

Profile

Post #: 81

RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/25/2006 10:40:03 AM

Tamerofwild1s

Posts: 1765
Joined: 12/5/2004
Status: offline

*lays my hand upon wanders forehead* ..... you are forgiven girl . go forth and mispell no more ..... if you do come here and we shall find another act of contrition for you to preform.

with regards
Pope Tamer

_____________________________

A building get torched. All that is left is ashes. I used to think that it is true about everything - family, friends, feelings - but now I know that sometimes if love proves real, and two people are meant to be together, nothing can keep them apart ~

(in reply to wandersalone)

Profile

Post #: 82

RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/25/2006 12:25:14 PM

Gauge

Posts: 5689
Joined: 6/17/2005
Status: offline

quote:

A protein shake! Well, I guess that clears up what line I should stand in. Line two for me!!!

Alright Gaugie-boy. . . Assume the position!

This is disturbing and exciting all at the same time. Are you suggesting that you would like me to contribute to your protein shake? Or are you suggesting that I take on a submissive position and allow you to unleash a dancing banana on me? I just need clarification.

QGauge

_____________________________

"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

(in reply to LaMalinche)

Profile

Post #: 83

RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/25/2006 12:29:35 PM

Gauge

Posts: 5689
Joined: 6/17/2005
Status: offline

quote:

Gauge (mathematics), a semi norm, a concept related to convex sets.

I would have to say that this one would likely be the one. I am semi-normal and I have a concept of convex sets. Breasts are convex and come in sets so... this works.

_____________________________

"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

(in reply to twicehappy)

Profile

Post #: 84

RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/25/2006 12:31:29 PM

Gauge

Posts: 5689
Joined: 6/17/2005
Status: offline

quote:

grumbles ... I said the damn seven Hail Gauges and the ten Our Gauge in Heaven as asked, does this mean I am all forgiven and can go forth and spell your name wrong once more Mister QGauge?

Lather, rinse, repeat.

_____________________________

"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

(in reply to wandersalone)

Profile

Post #: 85

RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/25/2006 12:36:00 PM

mnottertail

Posts: 60698
Joined: 11/3/2004
Status: offline

Luther, rinse repeat.......the a sound is gonna get in there somewhere.......see my point?

This ain't a strictly catholic forum, afterall.

_____________________________

Have they not divided the prey; to every man a damsel or two? Judges 5:30

(in reply to Gauge)

Profile

Post #: 86

RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/25/2006 12:53:51 PM

txpet

Posts: 200
Joined: 4/29/2006
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

quote:

Oooohhhh ... sense of humor (or is that humour?) ... damn, sounded like a plan to me
::wink::

i have to cancel the load of bananas i just ordered now ::sigh::

::giggle::

Nothing doing. The bananas stay. But if I catch one of those little fuckers dancing I am going to go postal.

Active bananas seem like they would be more fun than still and boring bananas.
Perhaps there would be a compromise possible? Say maybe the bananas don't dance but someone makes them move for me?
i'll be good!
Or bad if that works better ::smile::

_____________________________

Ken's dirty girl,
txpet jennie

(in reply to Gauge)

Profile

Post #: 87

RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/25/2006 7:29:03 PM

Vancouver_cinful

Posts: 1911
Joined: 2/3/2004
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

But if I catch one of those little fuckers dancing I am going to go postal.

Run, Dancing Bananas, run!!

Cin <~ protector of dancing bananas the worlds over

_____________________________

Cin

quote:

My Karma Account is huge, but I just can't seem to make a withdrawal!!

http://cinful.wordpress.com

(in reply to Gauge)

Profile

Post #: 88

RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/25/2006 10:58:47 PM

Gauge

Posts: 5689
Joined: 6/17/2005
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

But if I catch one of those little fuckers dancing I am going to go postal.

Run, Dancing Bananas, run!!

Cin <~ protector of dancing bananas the worlds over

May you wake up screaming and in a cold sweat after a horrible nightmare of dancing bananas swarming all over you and tearing little bits of your flesh away. As they dance away, the bloody, ragged flesh swings like a dead fish's tail out of the side of their smiling little mouths. Then, more take the place of those that have already fed. They continue until all that is left are bones. And then the fluffy things come in and devour the bones... and it is as if you had never existed.

_____________________________

"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

(in reply to Vancouver_cinful)

Profile

Post #: 89

RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/26/2006 2:24:37 AM

gooddogbenji

Posts: 5094
Joined: 11/15/2005
From: Toronto
Status: offline

Shake, shake, shake, banana, shake your banana line,
Shake, shake, shake, banana, shake it all the time.

I just thought of something. If some women would enjoy, ummmm.... the vibrations..... would the bananas enjoy that aspect as well? Do you think they'd want to try oral?

Gauge, maybe that's the way to catch them.....

Yours,

benji

< Message edited by gooddogbenji -- 6/26/2006 2:25:19 AM >

_____________________________

Prevent global warming. Stop burning patchouli.

(in reply to Gauge)

Profile

Post #: 90

RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/26/2006 3:43:03 AM

Rumtiger

Posts: 2634
Joined: 3/4/2006
From: Vegas
Status: offline

You think banana man by himself is bad, you should hear the song that accompanies him...dear god, it will devour your mind.

Its peanut butter jelly time!
peanut butter jelly time!

...I guess i'm starting to become sadistic...because now I want to find the link to torture you all...

_____________________________

Fuck the Pandas!
-Moi

Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
-Tucker Max

(in reply to gooddogbenji)

Profile

Post #: 91

RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/26/2006 4:59:05 AM

twicehappy

Posts: 2706
Joined: 2/5/2006
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

...I guess i'm starting to become sadistic...because now I want to find the link to torture you all...

Here you go!

It's Peanut butter jelly time,Peanut butter jelly time,Peanut butter jelly time,where ye at?,where ye at?,where ye at?,where ye at?,now there ye go,there ye go,there ye go,there ye go,PEANUT BUTTER JELLY,PEANUT BUTTER JELLY,PEANUT BUTTER JELLY,PEANUT BUTTER JELLY,***pause*** peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat.

_____________________________

Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations.

The human heart is not a finite container but an ever expanding universe with all the stars contained there in.

(in reply to Rumtiger)

Profile

Post #: 92

RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/26/2006 5:00:34 AM

twicehappy

Posts: 2706
Joined: 2/5/2006
Status: offline

Oh gods you people have contaminated my mind......HELP me!!!!!

_____________________________

Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations.

The human heart is not a finite container but an ever expanding universe with all the stars contained there in.

(in reply to twicehappy)

Profile

Post #: 93

RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/26/2006 7:48:36 AM

txpet

Posts: 200
Joined: 4/29/2006
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

But if I catch one of those little fuckers dancing I am going to go postal.

Run, Dancing Bananas, run!!

Cin <~ protector of dancing bananas the worlds over

May you wake up screaming and in a cold sweat after a horrible nightmare of dancing bananas swarming all over you and tearing little bits of your flesh away. As they dance away, the bloody, ragged flesh swings like a dead fish's tail out of the side of their smiling little mouths. Then, more take the place of those that have already fed. They continue until all that is left are bones. And then the fluffy things come in and devour the bones... and it is as if you had never existed.

::tries not to cry::
i don't think the bananas sound like any fun at all any more!!
In fact, i can't even see them now without shivering in fear.
::crawls into the corner::
::sniff::
Bad, evil bananas ...
::bottom lip quivers::

_____________________________

Ken's dirty girl,
txpet jennie

(in reply to Gauge)

Profile

Post #: 94

RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/26/2006 11:47:57 AM

Rumtiger

Posts: 2634
Joined: 3/4/2006
From: Vegas
Status: offline

dosent really work in wirtten form...hm..we need to find a link to the actual song. If me and twicehappy have to live with this parasite in our minds, then all you bastards gotta. I will use banana man as my minion to finally take over the forums!

He cannot be stopped.....

_____________________________

Fuck the Pandas!
-Moi

Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
-Tucker Max

(in reply to txpet)

Profile

Post #: 95

RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/26/2006 11:51:18 AM

txpet

Posts: 200
Joined: 4/29/2006
Status: offline

No, no, no, please, please, please ...
It worked just fine in written form ... really ... REALLY

Perhaps you could find another way to torture ... whips, chains, ropes, clips, clamps, pinches, bites, blades ... just please no, not the song ... it was horrid enough in text!!

::big beggging eyes::

_____________________________

Ken's dirty girl,
txpet jennie

(in reply to Rumtiger)

Profile

Post #: 96

RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/26/2006 11:54:10 AM

Rumtiger

Posts: 2634
Joined: 3/4/2006
From: Vegas
Status: offline

I have embraced the banana, and soon, you will too. The only alternative...is to have your brain melt into a grey cheese-like material.

_____________________________

Fuck the Pandas!
-Moi

Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
-Tucker Max

(in reply to txpet)

Profile

Post #: 97

RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/26/2006 12:02:03 PM

Tamerofwild1s

Posts: 1765
Joined: 12/5/2004
Status: offline

it naner time it naner time ... fish heads fish heads ... rollly pollly fish heads eat em up yum

NOW thats Sadistic Dammmmmmit

_____________________________

A building get torched. All that is left is ashes. I used to think that it is true about everything - family, friends, feelings - but now I know that sometimes if love proves real, and two people are meant to be together, nothing can keep them apart ~

(in reply to Rumtiger)

Profile

Post #: 98

RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/26/2006 12:20:16 PM

Rumtiger

Posts: 2634
Joined: 3/4/2006
From: Vegas
Status: offline

Mere childs play to what I can unleash upon the world....

Ladies and Gentlemen...Gauge's nightmare...and my ultimate weapon.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/143483

_____________________________

Fuck the Pandas!
-Moi

Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
-Tucker Max

(in reply to Tamerofwild1s)

Profile

Post #: 99

RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/26/2006 12:26:19 PM

Tamerofwild1s

Posts: 1765
Joined: 12/5/2004
Status: offline

uhhhhhhhhh .... excuse me please .. I need to change my shorts . I wet myself laughing so ferkin hard ....... OMFG that was toooooooo funny

you have truely bested . and Gauge will never survive that one .... ROFLMFAO

_____________________________

A building get torched. All that is left is ashes. I used to think that it is true about everything - family, friends, feelings - but now I know that sometimes if love proves real, and two people are meant to be together, nothing can keep them apart ~

(in reply to Rumtiger)

Profile

Post #: 100