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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/26/2006 12:31:02 PM

Bella1

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Run, Dancing Bananas, run!!

makes a post it note to self, "remember to look for Dancing Bananas at store"!

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/26/2006 12:33:38 PM

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Run? Banana man dosent need to run! Banana man has delt the killer blow on the last page, we must worship the banana before he destroys us all! Even I cant help but replay that movie over and over!

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/26/2006 12:45:40 PM

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hmmmmmmm ... me thinkest someone is stuck in a delayed space continum due to a broken or stuck finnegan valve

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/26/2006 2:39:07 PM

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Run? Banana man dosent need to run! Banana man has delt the killer blow on the last page, we must worship the banana before he destroys us all! Even I cant help but replay that movie over and over!

You had better be practicing the dance; I will expect to see you performing it someday soon! Maybe I will videotape and post online for all to see ...

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/26/2006 7:48:24 PM

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May you wake up screaming and in a cold sweat after a horrible nightmare of dancing bananas swarming all over you and tearing little bits of your flesh away. As they dance away, the bloody, ragged flesh swings like a dead fish's tail out of the side of their smiling little mouths. Then, more take the place of those that have already fed. They continue until all that is left are bones. And then the fluffy things come in and devour the bones... and it is as if you had never existed.

Awwwww...

::sniffles, and sulks away::

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/26/2006 7:54:09 PM

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I don't want to be controversial here, but them bananas......
I have reservations to their ascribing to any of the safe, sane and consensual philosophy, in even the most lacksadasial (oh hell that is a horrid spelling) way

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/26/2006 8:00:37 PM

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Ron!!! I'm so glad you're here!! Gauge is putting nightmares about evil, human-eating, dancing bananas in my head. Make it stop...PLEASE!!!

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/26/2006 8:04:22 PM

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Well, I think he is pissed because he upgraded to Qgauge and it didn't take...........

Just put some shit in his head right back..........

Tell him he looks like captain ahab or something.........
Dress it up a little, know what I mean, Cin?

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/26/2006 8:21:49 PM

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The Banana man takes another victim, just for you in case you missed it Cin...

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/143483

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/26/2006 8:24:26 PM

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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh rummy dat was cute...*scuffs ya under the chin*......

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/26/2006 8:27:57 PM

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I have embraced the banana, and soon, you will too. The only alternative...is to have your brain melt into a grey cheese-like material.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::runs off to find Master::
HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
EEP!!
i am melting!!!!!!!!!!!!
::whimpers::

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/26/2006 8:47:53 PM

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*Purrrrrr...*

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/26/2006 10:01:08 PM

Gauge

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Must......

Not......

Kill..........

Dancin'...........

Banana...........

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/26/2006 10:09:09 PM

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hmmmmmmmmmmm

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/26/2006 10:26:19 PM

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oh fuck it Gauge . kill them all till cin is eating mashed naners and it's coming out her nose

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/26/2006 10:51:02 PM

txpet

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Oh, yes, please!!
i thought dancing bananas sounded like a lot of fun but now i am scared of those evil things ... i mean they were flesh eating and now the peanut butter and jelly ....
and oh, i need them to go away!!!
They are evil ... evil in a bad way, even!!

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/27/2006 1:42:27 AM

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A protein shake! Well, I guess that clears up what line I should stand in. Line two for me!!!

Alright Gaugie-boy. . . Assume the position!

This is disturbing and exciting all at the same time. Are you suggesting that you would like me to contribute to your protein shake? Or are you suggesting that I take on a submissive position and allow you to unleash a dancing banana on me? I just need clarification.

QGauge

What?

We can't do both?

I promise not to use the flesh-eating bananas on you.

Awww . . . come on ya big cutie . . . you.

I will even whisper, "QGauge" in your ear.

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/27/2006 6:32:40 AM

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Fucking One True Wayer.......

Yours,

LaBenjinche

If I had a tumor, I'd name it gooddogbenji.

Best,

GoodMalinchebenji

I can taste the love... and it tastes like... burning.

Oh wait... I think that's just... Benji's... tail?!

LaMalinche might have left one of the lit candles just a bit too close in preparing for wax play. Someone be a dear and beat the poor dog before it gets out of hand.

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/27/2006 6:36:29 AM

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hm...say...Madame Dahlia, have we ever met before? I cant help but get a familar vibe from you.

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RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. - 6/27/2006 6:43:28 AM

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stop stalking me dork. you fucked up, deal with it.

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hmmmmmmmmmmm

< Message edited by crouchingtigress -- 6/27/2006 6:44:34 AM >

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