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Good submissives - 8/6/2013 10:57:39 PM   
metamorfosis


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Status: offline 		Good submissive are crazy in love with their dominants, and defend them no matter what.

Good submissives know without question that their dominants love them, no matter how unhappy the dominant makes them.

Good submissives find themselves incapable of breaking up.

Good submissives know they don't get a say. Expressing an opinion at all is frowned upon, and they sure as hell don't complain or nag. A good rule of thumb is that if they're speaking at all, they probably need to apologize for it.

Good submissives never ask their dominants questions, because they understand it's presumptuous to attempt to understand their betters. They also understand that asking questions might hurt the dominant's feelings.

Good submissives are powerless to change their dominants, but that's okay because they would never, ever want them to change anyway.

Good submissives don't know how to talk to their dominants about a problem, but they know that that's okay because their feelings don't matter anyway. Good submissives know that the best solution to a crisis is to buy the dominant's favorite beer and cook their favorite meal.

Good submissives let their dominant make all the decisions, including where to live, where to work, who to talk to, who to be friends with, whether to go to school, etc.

Good submissive like getting fucked in the ass in their sleep without lube.

Good submissives frequently feel helpless and overwhelmed by life.

Good submissives devote themselves completely to their dominant and refuse to indulge in selfish interests like friends, family, or a social life.

Good submissives have implicit faith that their dominant knows what he/she is doing.

Good submissives know that any play is for the benefit of the dominant, and the submissive isn't supposed to enjoy themselves.

Good submissives know that any problems in the relationship are their own fault.

Good submisisves are afraid of wasting other people's time.

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RE: Good submissives - 8/6/2013 11:02:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		Good submissives know that monsters are really just very special people in disguise.

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RE: Good submissives - 8/6/2013 11:04:14 PM   
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Status: offline 		Good submissives know that a trip to the ER is a small price to pay for making someone else happy.

Good submissives cum from the realization that they've just made their dominant cum.

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RE: Good submissives - 8/6/2013 11:05:17 PM   
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Status: offline 		Good submissives know they never should have opened their big mouths.

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RE: Good submissives - 8/6/2013 11:08:40 PM   
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Status: offline 		Good submissives know that it's up to the dominant whether to worry about the submissive's health.

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RE: Good submissives - 8/6/2013 11:10:39 PM   
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Status: offline 		Good submissives know that if they just wait a little longer things will sort themselves out.

Good submissives really, really like talking about themselves.

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RE: Good submissives - 8/6/2013 11:25:41 PM   
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Status: offline 		Carol is a really, really crappy submissive.

Maybe I should reconsider this whole question of whether i need to train her?

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RE: Good submissives - 8/7/2013 12:46:09 AM   
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Status: offline 		Naw. In this case, I suspect "good submissives" are really just sociopaths in disguise.


< Message edited by metamorfosis -- 8/7/2013 12:48:12 AM >

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RE: Good submissives - 8/7/2013 1:10:23 AM   
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ORIGINAL: metamorfosis
Naw. In this case, I suspect "good submissives" are really just sociopaths in disguise.

*laughs* Sorry, I forgot to use the wry_humor font.

I got your sarcasm just fine and I'm quite content that Carol doesn't match up... just as I'm content that I'm a crappy dom.

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RE: Good submissives - 8/7/2013 1:11:43 AM   
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Status: offline 		Oh, I got your wry humor, Crappy Dom.

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RE: Good submissives - 8/7/2013 1:21:51 AM   
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Wow, are you looking for attention, or are you just trying to earn yourself another paddle rank for posting so many times on the forums?

Many of the things on your growing list are BOGUS by the way (see the below example), and actually indicators of having a very inexperienced/abusive dominant. I hope newbies aren't reading it as Gospel. If you are intending it all as SARCASM then you should indicate that.

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Good submissives know that a trip to the ER is a small price to pay for making someone else happy.



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RE: Good submissives - 8/7/2013 1:25:25 AM   
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Wow, are you looking for attention, or are you just trying to earn yourself another paddle rank for posting so many times on the forums?


Good submissives posts lists on the forums.

Good submissives do not indicate SARCASM.

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RE: Good submissives - 8/7/2013 1:25:38 AM   
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Status: offline 		Your list does sort of remind me of the list I had at one time of all the rules for being a dom. It's still one of my favorite jokes to say, "I'm not nearly submissive enough to be a dominant".

Did you know that if I give Carol a back rub I'm serving her and therefor taking a submissive role? Whodathunk? And sin of sins... if I kneel to her then both her and my entire personality change in that instant. I had no idea my 'self' was hanging by such a thread.

There's the dom side of similar idiocy.

On a serious note:
In case some newbie comes by and reads this thread and doesn't get the context (which comes from another thread)... If you're even pondering any of the thoughts Pam listed you need to stop and do some serious introspection. Sometimes you might hear some of those things from some posters. A few of those things are loosely applicable to my marriage. Make sure you check profiles. What's appropriate in a 20 year marriage is a lot less so with the person you met last night at the play party. Trust and respect take time.

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RE: Good submissives - 8/7/2013 1:27:41 AM   
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On a serious note:
In case some newbie comes by and reads this thread and doesn't get the context (which comes from another thread)... If you're even pondering any of the thoughts Pam listed you need to stop and do some serious introspection. Sometimes you might hear some of those things from some posters. A few of those things are loosely applicable to my marriage. Make sure you check profiles. What's appropriate in a 20 year marriage is a lot less so with the person you met last night at the play party. Trust and respect take time.


Good submissives do not listen to Crappy Dom.

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RE: Good submissives - 8/7/2013 1:29:26 AM   
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Wow, are you looking for attention, or are you just trying to earn yourself another paddle rank for posting so many times on the forums?

Many of the things on your growing list are BOGUS by the way (see the below example), and actually indicators of having a very inexperienced/abusive dominant. I hope newbies aren't reading it as Gospel. If you are intending it all as SARCASM then you should indicate that.

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ORIGINAL: metamorfosis

Good submissives know that a trip to the ER is a small price to pay for making someone else happy.





I'm really surprised that you could have read this as anything other than sarcasm.

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RE: Good submissives - 8/7/2013 1:36:34 AM   
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I'm really surprised that you could have read this as anything other than sarcasm.


SILENCE, submissive!!!

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RE: Good submissives - 8/7/2013 1:43:11 AM   
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Status: offline 		Oh I don't have to follow the list because I'm already resigned to just being a wannabe sub.

This would make a good quiz from one of those test websites: 'Are you a true submissive?'

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RE: Good submissives - 8/7/2013 1:44:31 AM   
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Status: offline 		I've been away from reading all the forums a couple days and it's 4:30 am, just waking up and I see this thread out of the blue...is this in reference to another thread? Who has time to sit at the computer all day reading EVERYTHING? And yes, "[sarcasm]" should have been indicated for those who don't, otherwise some new subs will end up digging it up out of the archives when they research "what makes a good submissive" and think these are attributes they need to adhere to.

Anyway, have at it guys. My real life is calling.



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ORIGINAL: AthenaSurrenders


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Wow, are you looking for attention, or are you just trying to earn yourself another paddle rank for posting so many times on the forums?

Many of the things on your growing list are BOGUS by the way (see the below example), and actually indicators of having a very inexperienced/abusive dominant. I hope newbies aren't reading it as Gospel. If you are intending it all as SARCASM then you should indicate that.

quote:

ORIGINAL: metamorfosis

Good submissives know that a trip to the ER is a small price to pay for making someone else happy.





I'm really surprised that you could have read this as anything other than sarcasm.


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RE: Good submissives - 8/7/2013 1:44:52 AM   
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Oh I don't have to follow the list because I'm already resigned to just being a wannabe sub.


Well played, AthenaSurrenders. Well played.

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RE: Good submissives - 8/7/2013 1:47:57 AM   
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Oh I don't have to follow the list because I'm already resigned to just being a wannabe sub.

Yeah, best decision ever for me was when I decided I wasn't a dom or a master or any other BDSM label. Man, how freeing :) Plus it meant I got to give Carol backrubs again without fear of sudden personality reversals.

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