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crazyml -> RE: 50 Shades of NOPE (11/5/2013 8:23:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VideoAdminChi Am I OCD enough to edit these posts to add numbers...? Only you can answer that question. Although, I'd consider sending gold mails to the lazy fuckers who didn't number their own additions ;-)

SpyUnderCover -> RE: 50 Shades of NOPE (11/5/2013 3:00:12 PM)
-- Yes I know my profile says I'm a dominant, but I've submitted before and it really turned me on, and I'd be willing to submit to the right woman. Care to help me explore my submissive side? NOPE

ThePrincessKali -> RE: 50 Shades of NOPE (11/5/2013 11:49:07 PM)
"You fucking cunt. I hate fin dommes. I'm reporting you. Get a life. I clearly have one because I'm messaging compete strangers to pick fights but you're the one with a problem." Nope

StrictlyADomina -> RE: 50 Shades of NOPE (11/6/2013 6:13:19 PM)
--E-mail from unknown random guy, "Hey I'll be in your town on business how about we hook up?" NOPE! --I'm from some far off country and want o be your slave." NOPE --I am looking for a Domme for some forced bi." NOPE (1. Is it "forced bi" if you want it? 2. When the heck did you see THAT on my profile? 3. I have a stable of dudes for this?) --I sent you a long "cut and paste" message. NOPE ********************* Silly silly boys, Strictly A Domina

TNDommeK -> RE: 50 Shades of NOPE (11/6/2013 7:44:11 PM)
I can't believe I just read this thread. I suck. Mistress, I don't pay for sessions but can- NOPE! Fin Domme isn't a kink-NOPE! Mistress, if I pay you, will you-NOPE! My submission is a gif-slap in the face NOPE!!!! Get a job!!-NOPE! Literally just got this one: Mistress could you pimp me as well imbicurious I want to suck cocks for mistress-NOPE! Those are from male subs. Here's a few from females seeking.. Hi ma'am, I can cam verify when I get back to the US in two weeks, can we cyber til then- NOPE! Sorry ma'am, I don't have a camera on my phone (profile pic taken in bathroom with smart phone)-NOPE! I'm so interested, but I'm not into poly. Can I just belong to you online -NOPE!

cloudboy -> RE: 50 Shades of NOPE (11/7/2013 9:15:44 AM)
With malesubs there's definitely a lot of NOPE.

MAINEiacMISTRESS -> RE: 50 Shades of NOPE (11/7/2013 9:25:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SpyUnderCover My favorite shade of "Nope" is something like ... "Hello Mistress! Yes, I know I suddenly stopped replying to your messages weeks or months ago, but that's only because I had [insert major crisis here] happen, and now I'm back. I sincerely apologize; I'm hoping you won't see this behavior as peculiar or question my integrity and that you will give me another chance ... " NOPE!!! Spy Ahhh, I see you've talked to that one too! LMAO

MAINEiacMISTRESS -> RE: 50 Shades of NOPE (11/7/2013 9:57:06 AM)
--I'm not into Serving...but having me BE Your submissive is what You'd get out of the deal. ---NOPE --I hate cleaning house/doing physical labor.---NOPE --I know everything about Lifestyle Dommes because I watch a lot of porn.---NOPE --I can Serve Your every need by being Your online submissive (obviously hasn't read My profile).---NOPE --I'm a switch. I can be submissive to You while dominating Your other submissives when You are away.---NOPE (and likely to get himself KILLED if he tried with some of My ex-military boys, which could be amusing) --I love working outdoors, but I don't like to get dirty.---NOPE --I want to Serve You, but I prefer to be Your maid/butler instead of working in the garden. ---NOPE --I want to come Serve, can You rearrange Your own schedule to suit mine? ---NOPE --I'm interested in Serving, but only in a sexual way. ---NOPE --I realize You're a married Chastity Domme, but I don't like wearing a cage. Can I still come over to Serve? ---NOPE --I want to be Your pony and gallop around naked on Your front lawn for all Your neighbors to see. ---NOPE --I'd love to be Your submissive, so long as You do everything I want You to. ---NOPE

LadyPact -> RE: 50 Shades of NOPE (11/7/2013 11:32:13 AM)
Your profile says you're a Domme that doesn't bottom but would you consider switching? - Nope You like strap on play and I'm curious about........ - Nope I would never say X to a vanilla woman but this is a kinky website, so...... - Nope You've already told a person no sixteen hundred times so let's see if the answer changes when trying the 1601st - Nope Already proven to be a dishonest/disrespectful/rude person on the forums and wants to talk privately - Nope

MasterCaneman -> RE: 50 Shades of NOPE (11/7/2013 11:59:07 AM)
--I want to be Your pony and gallop around naked on Your front lawn for all Your neighbors to see. You should tell him yes, and give him the mayor's address, then sit back and watch the fun happen. A video camera is imperative here.

SeekingTrinity -> RE: 50 Shades of NOPE (11/7/2013 12:36:36 PM)
- I'm an all-powerful DOMINANT. I have a number of slaves because I'm THAT dominant. I'm the reason they created the word "Master." I make the rest of you so-called dominants look like kittens and puppies. Now please tell me in exact detail how to do everything with my slaves because I clearly have no fuckng idea what I'm doing ~ NOPE - I've been doing this a very long time and I am very good at what I do. Practice safety in WIITWD? No way...after all pebbles, crow poo, rugs, and splinters harm people too ~ NOPE - I have no limits whatsoever and will do absolutely anything for you, Master/Mistress/Goddess/Lord/Grand Poobah/Exalted One ~ NOPE

LadyPact -> RE: 50 Shades of NOPE (11/7/2013 1:41:14 PM)
And who could forget these classics straight from the forums......... If you will pay for the hormones/treatments/surgeries for transition, can I be your girly sub? - NOPE Will you satisfy the desire I have for you to laugh at my little dick? - NOPE We have no experience in poly but we won't go to the local community, so the problem MUST be the site. - NOPE Let me post this personal ad to the discussion forums, proving I can't follow the simplest of rules, and let me tell you what a great slave I am. - NOPE Reputation for whining about <fill in the blank here>. - NOPE

MistressDarkArt -> RE: 50 Shades of NOPE (11/7/2013 1:46:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SeekingTrinity - I've been doing this a very long time and I am very good at what I do. Practice safety in WIITWD? No way...after all pebbles, crow poo, rugs, and splinters harm people too ~ NOPE ^^^That one was quite recent. I enjoyed a good laugh on that thread.

SeekingTrinity -> RE: 50 Shades of NOPE (11/7/2013 2:17:47 PM)
I got a good laugh out of that one too [:)]

StrictlyADomina -> RE: 50 Shades of NOPE (11/7/2013 4:46:20 PM)
Top this peachy one I got. "You live in Monroe. You know the Duck Dynasty family, right?"------NOPE

Rochsub2009 -> RE: 50 Shades of NOPE (11/7/2013 10:04:09 PM)
Here's one I just got on FetLife: -I see you're a slave, you're local to me, and you're black. Black guys are really strong, so I want you to help me move to my new apartment. Also, can you drive a truck? --NOPE (Beyond the obvious racial stereotype, why would I want to help someone move who I've never met or communicated with before, and who will likely never contact me again after I help her move?) [8\|]

MistressRum -> RE: 50 Shades of NOPE (11/7/2013 10:35:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan quote: ORIGINAL: VideoAdminChi Am I OCD enough to edit these posts to add numbers...? NOPE This one got me. Right in the cockles. My stomach hurts from the titters. SOME NUMBER I DONT REMEMBER: GODESS WILL U PLS SEND ME UR POOP? I HAVE $20 NOPE (The actual email inspiration was much better. PLS UR POOP. PLS UR VOMIT. PLS UR HAIR- but no spoilers, leaving the rest for my novel.)

LadyPact -> RE: 50 Shades of NOPE (11/7/2013 11:38:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009 Here's one I just got on FetLife: -I see you're a slave, you're local to me, and you're black. Black guys are really strong, so I want you to help me move to my new apartment. Also, can you drive a truck? --NOPE (Beyond the obvious racial stereotype, why would I want to help someone move who I've never met or communicated with before, and who will likely never contact me again after I help her move?) [8\|] Well, there goes My fantasy of getting you to help Me unpack once we relocate in the spring.

MAINEiacMISTRESS -> RE: 50 Shades of NOPE (11/8/2013 12:47:52 AM)
Oh, just ran into one of My favorite lines again. I'm sure many of you have heard it before...although in defense of the current user he is verrrry young and still exploring what submission means (we are discussing it and he's beginning to understand. I think it's simply a temporary inhibition problem for him): --I'm normally Dominant. I need to be FORCED to submit. ---NOPE I believe there was a forum topic on BAITING a while back...situations where an inexperienced dominant might be baited by a sub to commit an illegal act where NON-consent was involved (in this case, "beating/electrocuting a person into submission"). I THINK I read it here, though I may have read it...um...elsewhere embarrassed cough.

MAINEiacMISTRESS -> RE: 50 Shades of NOPE (11/8/2013 1:03:03 AM)
Tooooo funny....I'll just have to make sure he's not wearing any Ownership brands or tags linking him back to ME when he gets arrested. LMAO....although a branding right on his white rump would be fun (for Me). quote: ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman --I want to be Your pony and gallop around naked on Your front lawn for all Your neighbors to see. You should tell him yes, and give him the mayor's address, then sit back and watch the fun happen. A video camera is imperative here.

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