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MistressDarkArt -> RE: 50 Shades of NOPE (12/8/2013 9:37:50 PM)
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
My Mistress friends get the castration version of that a lot in the yahoo groups. They like to say yes and then hook those poor guys into a phone call with me acting as the experienced assistant that is gonna' castrate them in front of her. Never fails, each and everyone backs out. Sometimes they bail out even before I get to the surgical stapler part. I am very polite and kind to them explaining in a nurturing voice that the emasuclator band will prevent them from bleeding too much and passing out. That way they can present their severed testicles to Mistress in tribute when we are done. Then, with a gleeful sadistic tone, I tell them how the band also helps push their balls away from their body so we can do it the traditional old fashioned way, although it is more painful, it proves to Mistress what a truly dedicated eunuch they are by experiencing all the pain from doing it the old way with a chopping block and an axe . . . That is usually where I hear them hang up.
Jeeeesh, RS, I hope the two of you are charging by the minute. My prodomme friend does, and she's asked me a time or two to be the 'second mistress' and provide sound effects like me whipping a couch cushion or actually cracking on my motorcycle throttle in the driveway. [8D] She charged them double, offered me half but I just asked her to pick up a friendly lunch tab. It's always hilarious. I could never do it for a living because I'd be cracking up the whole time and that's not really fair to the payer. Unless of course it was someone who likes being laughed at...[:D]
Seriously, $25 gets 'em 15 minutes of her time while she's folding laundry on speakerphone. I think many of us are in the wrong business!
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