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ORIGINAL: Marc2b

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Personally, I feel that all the Native Americans, First nations, and the various surviving central and south american tribes should kick everyone with less than 1/4 native blood out.

But where will we go? Back to our ancestral homelands? That would be likely be the largest migration in human history. Also, where do those of us of mixed ancestry go? I'm mostly English but I've a good dollop of German in me. And what about African Americans whose ancestors were
brought here against their will?

I confess, however, that I would dearly lover to see the Europeans faces when we pull up in the boats. There we will be, all crowded together on the deck with our Bermuda shorts, Hawaiian shirts, our back packs and suitcases . . .

"Hi there everybody! Were basaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! Did you miss us?"

Excuse me, now that I'm back in England I'm going to look up Peon to see if he can put me up for a week or so . . . you know, until I find work.

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Yes, we haz diamonds......but unless you get the Alaskans to do all the work, you won't see a single one. You pansy assed (jk) Americans would never survive the ice age-like conditions in the Arctic. I mean, seriously........look was happened whrn Texas got less than 1/8" of snow.......

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ORIGINAL: Marc2b

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Yes, we haz diamonds......but unless you get the Alaskans to do all the work, you won't see a single one. You pansy assed (jk) Americans would never survive the ice age-like conditions in the Arctic. I mean, seriously........look was happened whrn Texas got less than 1/8" of snow.......

That's the southern United States. As for the Northern United States, I assure you that weather does not respect international boundaries (I wish it did).

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First, it was not Texas, it was Atlanta Georgia, please get your facts straight. While Texas does not have the snow removal equipment as, say, Manitoba, what we have does do the job fairly well. Now granted, the school boards panic at a dusting of snow and close schools, thus allowing the darlings to stay home, and teenage young men with 4x4 trucks to go out and play on the ice, getting stuck or in accidents, which allows for revenues for tow truck firms and Emergency rooms.

Rural Texans are a much heartier bunch. Many Texan oil field workers have gone to the north shore of Alaska to work, and if you have ever been working fences or cattle when a blue norther moves in, arctic conditions cant be much worse.

Now, having endured arctic survival for the military, drove trucks up the alcan highway, and into Canuck land in winter, I really see no problem for most Americans working in the arctic.

However, you would be surprised what very polite Canadians will do under the barrels of mini guns, and considering the prevailing temperament of Canadians, a couple of troops of girl scouts with paint ball guns could take the country.

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I came across something in the news today, that stinks to high heaven of passive/aggressive overly polite Canadian conspiracy.

It seems a sink hole opened under the Corvette Museum in Kentucky, swallowing a number of extremely valuable corvettes.

Sinkhole swallows pricey Corvettes at hallowed museum

Now CNN does not actually come out and say it was a Canadian operation, but is it just a fluke that this happened after we started discussing the possible annexation of Canada?

I think not. This was clearly a first strike against a sacred and hollowed symbol of the American sports car.

If Obama was any kind of president, he would order a full invasion of Canada, as I said before, should only take a couple of troops of girl scouts.

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ORIGINAL: Marc2b

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I came across something in the news today, that stinks to high heaven of passive/aggressive overly polite Canadian conspiracy.

It seems a sink hole opened under the Corvette Museum in Kentucky, swallowing a number of extremely valuable corvettes.

Sinkhole swallows pricey Corvettes at hallowed museum

Now CNN does not actually come out and say it was a Canadian operation, but is it just a fluke that this happened after we started discussing the possible annexation of Canada?

I think not. This was clearly a first strike against a sacred and hollowed symbol of the American sports car.

If Obama was any kind of president, he would order a full invasion of Canada, as I said before, should only take a couple of troops of girl scouts.

You may be on to something. Is there a Tim Hortons near that museum? If there is I bet that's where the Canadians staged the dastardly deed from. There has been a noticeable increase in the number of Tim Hortons operating in the U.S.A. in recent years.
My own home town had only one for years and years but in the last five years three more have opened up. People have even joked that the place is starting to look a lot like Canada! I am now beginning to suspect that Tim Hortons is nothing more than a front
to conceal a fifth column.

Be on your guard, America! BE ON YOUR GUARD!!!!

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ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman

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ORIGINAL: Marc2b

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I came across something in the news today, that stinks to high heaven of passive/aggressive overly polite Canadian conspiracy.

It seems a sink hole opened under the Corvette Museum in Kentucky, swallowing a number of extremely valuable corvettes.

Sinkhole swallows pricey Corvettes at hallowed museum

Now CNN does not actually come out and say it was a Canadian operation, but is it just a fluke that this happened after we started discussing the possible annexation of Canada?

I think not. This was clearly a first strike against a sacred and hollowed symbol of the American sports car.

If Obama was any kind of president, he would order a full invasion of Canada, as I said before, should only take a couple of troops of girl scouts.

You may be on to something. Is there a Tim Hortons near that museum? If there is I bet that's where the Canadians staged the dastardly deed from. There has been a noticeable increase in the number of Tim Hortons operating in the U.S.A. in recent years.
My own home town had only one for years and years but in the last five years three more have opened up. People have even joked that the place is starting to look a lot like Canada! I am now beginning to suspect that Tim Hortons is nothing more than a front
to conceal a fifth column.

Be on your guard, America! BE ON YOUR GUARD!!!!

But, but, I kinda like Tim Horton's...man...Eh...omygawd...

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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

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ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman

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ORIGINAL: Marc2b

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I came across something in the news today, that stinks to high heaven of passive/aggressive overly polite Canadian conspiracy.

It seems a sink hole opened under the Corvette Museum in Kentucky, swallowing a number of extremely valuable corvettes.

Sinkhole swallows pricey Corvettes at hallowed museum

Now CNN does not actually come out and say it was a Canadian operation, but is it just a fluke that this happened after we started discussing the possible annexation of Canada?

I think not. This was clearly a first strike against a sacred and hollowed symbol of the American sports car.

If Obama was any kind of president, he would order a full invasion of Canada, as I said before, should only take a couple of troops of girl scouts.

You may be on to something. Is there a Tim Hortons near that museum? If there is I bet that's where the Canadians staged the dastardly deed from. There has been a noticeable increase in the number of Tim Hortons operating in the U.S.A. in recent years.
My own home town had only one for years and years but in the last five years three more have opened up. People have even joked that the place is starting to look a lot like Canada! I am now beginning to suspect that Tim Hortons is nothing more than a front
to conceal a fifth column.

Be on your guard, America! BE ON YOUR GUARD!!!!

But, but, I kinda like Tim Horton's...man...Eh...omygawd...

I am sorry to say that MasterCaneman has been assimilated.

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ORIGINAL: jlf1961
Perhaps we should send Seal Team six or delta force into Canada to persuade (alright kidnap) their chief of intelligence, which I suspect is Lucy, and use enhanced interrogation techniques (forcing her to watch countless hours of "Here comes Honey Boo Boo) to get her to tell us just what the Canadians have planned.

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ORIGINAL: Marc2b

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I came across something in the news today, that stinks to high heaven of passive/aggressive overly polite Canadian conspiracy.

It seems a sink hole opened under the Corvette Museum in Kentucky, swallowing a number of extremely valuable corvettes.

Sinkhole swallows pricey Corvettes at hallowed museum

Now CNN does not actually come out and say it was a Canadian operation, but is it just a fluke that this happened after we started discussing the possible annexation of Canada?

I think not. This was clearly a first strike against a sacred and hollowed symbol of the American sports car.

If Obama was any kind of president, he would order a full invasion of Canada, as I said before, should only take a couple of troops of girl scouts.

You may be on to something. Is there a Tim Hortons near that museum? If there is I bet that's where the Canadians staged the dastardly deed from. There has been a noticeable increase in the number of Tim Hortons operating in the U.S.A. in recent years.

My own home town had only one for years and years but in the last five years three more have opened up. People have even joked that the place is starting to look a lot like Canada! I am now beginning to suspect that Tim Hortons is nothing more than a front to conceal a fifth column.

Be on your guard, America! BE ON YOUR GUARD!!!!

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ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman
But, but, I kinda like Tim Horton's...man...Eh...omygawd...