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Yep, It's Too Much to Ask a Woman to be Your Fetish/Kin... - 11/17/2014 5:19:46 AM

FieryOpal

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Not a poll, but in the name of random stupidity, there is currently a thread which demands "Is that too much to ask for?" a "dominating woman to pin me down and lick/spit all over my face while berating me."

This, without even asking us out to dinner and a movie. How cheap do these guys think we are?

Yep, it's too much to ask a Dominant (or any) woman to be your fetish/kink delivery system.
Yep, it's too much to ask a woman to come up and kick you in the balls.
Yep, it's too much to ask a woman to slap you in the face because you enjoy it.
Yep, it's too much to ask a woman to squash your face.
Yep, it's too much to ask a woman to trample on you.
Yep, it's too much to ask a woman to assfuck you with a dildo.
Yep, it's too much to ask a woman to want to fuck you with a strap-on.
Yep, it's too much to ask a woman if you can squeeze her breasts.
Yep, it's too much to ask a woman if you can squeeze her butt.
Yep, it's too much to ask a woman to flash her tits/ass/pussy for you.
Yep, it's too much to ask a woman [fill in the blank]....

Just so nobody feels left out,
Yep, it's too much to ask a man [fill in the blank]....
Yep, it's too much to ask a transgender [fill in the blank]....

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RE: Yep, It's Too Much to Ask a Woman to be Your Fetish... - 11/17/2014 5:31:26 AM

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How far does a klondike bar get me?

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RE: Yep, It's Too Much to Ask a Woman to be Your Fetish... - 11/17/2014 5:34:53 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

How far does a klondike bar get me?

Are you calling me a cheap hussy?

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RE: Yep, It's Too Much to Ask a Woman to be Your Fetish... - 11/17/2014 5:39:30 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: FieryOpal

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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

How far does a klondike bar get me?

Are you calling me a cheap hussy?

Only if it makes the klondike bar more valuable.

Jus sayin

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RE: Yep, It's Too Much to Ask a Woman to be Your Fetish... - 11/17/2014 5:42:48 AM

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[Brackets mine]

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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

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ORIGINAL: FieryOpal

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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

How far does a klondike bar get me?

Are you calling me a cheap hussy? [<--This was supposed to be--> ]

Only if it makes the klondike bar more valuable.

Jus sayin

Aww, that was sweet.... Ya got one made out of diamond-encrusted platinum?

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RE: Yep, It's Too Much to Ask a Woman to be Your Fetish... - 11/17/2014 5:44:25 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: FieryOpal

[Brackets mine]

quote:

ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

quote:

ORIGINAL: FieryOpal

quote:

ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

How far does a klondike bar get me?

Are you calling me a cheap hussy? [<--This was supposed to be--> ]

Only if it makes the klondike bar more valuable.

Jus sayin

Aww, that was sweet.... Ya got one made out of diamond-encrusted platinum?

Yes, do you have a good dental plan?

Jus wunderin

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RE: Yep, It's Too Much to Ask a Woman to be Your Fetish... - 11/17/2014 5:53:24 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

quote:

ORIGINAL: FieryOpal

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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

Only if it makes the klondike bar more valuable.

Jus sayin

Aww, that was sweet.... Ya got one made out of diamond-encrusted platinum?

Yes, do you have a good dental plan?

Jus wunderin

Now that's too much to ask, fer sure.

Do you? For yourself, that is? Or would that be major medical for EN&T?

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RE: Yep, It's Too Much to Ask a Woman to be Your Fetish... - 11/17/2014 5:56:14 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: FieryOpal

quote:

ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

quote:

ORIGINAL: FieryOpal

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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

Only if it makes the klondike bar more valuable.

Jus sayin

Aww, that was sweet.... Ya got one made out of diamond-encrusted platinum?

Yes, do you have a good dental plan?

Jus wunderin

Now that's too much to ask, fer sure.

Do you? For yourself, that is? Or would that be major medical for EN&T?

I figure the diamonds and platinum are going to wreak merry havoc on your teeth, unless they are in a jar, which they could end up in a jar after a solid bite... wait, win win, never mind...

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RE: Yep, It's Too Much to Ask a Woman to be Your Fetish... - 11/17/2014 6:07:37 AM

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You're so considerate ET, I have to say.

Thought of a couple more:

Yep, it's too much to ask a woman to get excited by seeing some totally random dude's dickpic, esp. if it's puny and/or ugly.
Yep, it's too much to ask a woman to get turned on by seeing some totally random dude's bare nekkid butt and/or gaping ass.

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RE: Yep, It's Too Much to Ask a Woman to be Your Fetish... - 11/17/2014 6:13:13 AM

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ORIGINAL: FieryOpal

You're so considerate ET, I have to say.

Thought of a couple more:

Yep, it's too much to ask a woman to get excited by seeing some totally random dude's dickpic, esp. if it's puny and/or ugly.
Yep, it's too much to ask a woman to get turned on by seeing some totally random dude's bare nekkid butt and/or gaping ass.

I'm magnanimous like that.

Jus sayin

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RE: Yep, It's Too Much to Ask a Woman to be Your Fetish... - 11/17/2014 6:23:17 AM

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It's also too much to get first emails that say:

Hi
Hi Red
Hi Sexy
What are your fetishes
What are your kinks
What are your limits
Why don't you list kinks
Will you be my Mistress
Can I pay you to dominate me
Can I lick you
Can I fuck you
Will you abduct me
Do you like oral
Will you suck my dick
I will be in your area on this date, can we hook up
Wow
Please send me naked pics
I really need a naked pic or I will have to print your face pic and cum on it

I kid you not, these come in randomly as first emails.

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RE: Yep, It's Too Much to Ask a Woman to be Your Fetish... - 11/17/2014 6:26:22 AM

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ORIGINAL: sexyred1

It's also too much to get first emails that say:

Hi
Hi Red
Hi Sexy
What are your fetishes
What are your kinks
What are your limits
Why don't you list kinks
Will you be my Mistress
Can I pay you to dominate me
Can I lick you
Can I fuck you
Will you abduct me
Do you like oral
Will you suck my dick
I will be in your area on this date, can we hook up
Wow
Please send me naked pics
I really need a naked pic or I will have to print your face pic and cum on it

I kid you not, these come in randomly as first emails.

Hmmmm... you've got mail.

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RE: Yep, It's Too Much to Ask a Woman to be Your Fetish... - 11/17/2014 6:30:13 AM

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More.

Yep, it's too much to ask a woman to session with you because you're in town for a couple of days.

Yep, it's too much to ask a woman to provide you with her favorite sexual activities.

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RE: Yep, It's Too Much to Ask a Woman to be Your Fetish... - 11/17/2014 6:31:48 AM

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Yep, it's too much to ask a woman to accept payment from you to use you as a human ashtray.

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RE: Yep, It's Too Much to Ask a Woman to be Your Fetish... - 11/17/2014 6:40:05 AM

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MsLadySue, it's starting to look like you may not be putting out, but I shall remain Pharaoh, live in denial, and keep chipping away at your resolve.

Jus sayin

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RE: Yep, It's Too Much to Ask a Woman to be Your Fetish... - 11/17/2014 6:45:22 AM

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Yes, it's too much to ask that after reading my profile, and we are clearly incompatible, that I make exceptions/changes to facilitate your needs/wants because you're such a special snowflake that all my needs/wants will be rendered superfluous in the light of your awesome.

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RE: Yep, It's Too Much to Ask a Woman to be Your Fetish... - 11/17/2014 7:46:48 AM

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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

Yes, it's too much to ask that after reading my profile, and we are clearly incompatible, that I make exceptions/changes to facilitate your needs/wants because you're such a special snowflake that all my needs/wants will be rendered superfluous in the light of your awesome.

DAMN!! Well there goes that dream....

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RE: Yep, It's Too Much to Ask a Woman to be Your Fetish... - 11/17/2014 8:20:54 AM

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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

Yes, it's too much to ask that after reading my profile, and we are clearly incompatible, that I make exceptions/changes to facilitate your needs/wants because you're such a special snowflake that all my needs/wants will be rendered superfluous in the light of your awesome.

DAMN!! Well there goes that dream....

Now, wait a minute, I didn't say I wouldn't give you a shot in the mouth from time to time or a creampie, but for a live in thing the rules apply.

Jus sayin

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RE: Yep, It's Too Much to Ask a Woman to be Your Fetish... - 11/17/2014 4:53:15 PM

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FR

In fairness to the OP of that thread, he was willing to go to a professional and pay for that experience. He made no mention of trying to get any of the pretty Dommes in his area (or online) to fulfill his fantasy for free. He had an itch that wanted scratched and didn't know how to go about it. His problem wasn't that he was greedy, it's that he was inexperienced

Granted there are plenty of guys on the site and the local scenes who think that they can get any Domme to do anything for him and Dommes are secretly dying to fulfill whatever abusive kink they can dream up. But I didn't get the vibe from that guy. He's just a noob.

LTRs are great, but it's not always what people are looking for. There's nothing wrong with seeking a temporary thrill and at least this guy was honest about it.

On topic: Yes, it's too much to ask that I join your newly opened marriage because I'm bi and non-monogamous. Because of course I'll be equal in importance to the mother of your children and I won't be pushed back to threesome-only territory once she gets scared of anything more than freaky bi-monthly sex.

< Message edited by RockaRolla -- 11/17/2014 4:55:25 PM >

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RE: Yep, It's Too Much to Ask a Woman to be Your Fetish... - 11/17/2014 6:02:09 PM

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That OP was nimble with his explanations later. He said he was willing to pay, but why post here unless he was hoping to find some Domme to do it for free? Much like when a guy starts a thread wanting to know if there are any women who want to kick him in the balls?

You're nice RR, to give him the benefit of the doubt. The dudes who say they want to get kicked in the balls are certainly entitled to whatever kink they have also. So does the human ashtray who goes around spamming all of us, Dominant & sub alike, with his fake $500 offer, or the guys who say they want to get castrated.

I'll give some of these guys the benefit of the doubt that they aren't just looking for wank fodder. How realistic is it to want a total stranger who could have Hep C for all you know, spitting all over your face? You'll notice that although he says he has things to offer subsequently after getting called out on this, he doesn't say what they are. Experienced BDSM providers don't just agree to take on any client either. Well, maybe if they're on CL they will without a concern for their own safety.

Btw, I completely agree that these unicorn-hunters are coming from the Twilight Zone also, the ones who basically have nothing to offer a 3rd that she couldn't find anywhere else as a primary play partner.

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