MatureSpaiosexul
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First, I have been amused beyond belief reading this thread. Thank you all so much.
2nd: If anyone could provide me with some evidence life, or the universe is FAIR, I would so love to have that.
Men will fuck mud. Lenny Bruce
Thank you for teaching me about ducks! I now have an image of women wandering down dangerous avenues with Fleshlights ducttaped over their real vaginas looking for the real Drake who will stick around, who will be my lead character in my next bodice ripper.
I am so impressed with you techo-savvy people who can have endless quotes from multiple posts. I wish I knew how to do that, but please do not explain, just send that hot, bi 18 yo babe who could do me and a few of my friends, while she handled that with two small fingers on her left hand.
So I have had over 3,000 sexual partners (yes this was entirely compulsive behavior, why do you think I became a psychotherapist?) There were a few men, but they were there merely to thank me for cuckolding them, they are not included in my sample.
If I go to a bar and meet two women who are really interested in me and I pay attention to both, I am going home alone.
If a woman goes to a bar and ten guys hit on her and she flirts with all ten, she gets to pick a number from 1-10 including in many cases one through ten, as to whom she is going to have take her home, yes she is messing up YOUR sheets not hers. Women generally choosy and practical. (Proviso: Catholic girls away from home at college for the first time and drinking have the cognetive capacity of a field mouse, who has been drinking.)
My most adorable girlfriend in high school, the one I 'forced' to fuck my geeky friends, came over one weekend when my parents were away. She had soda and junk food, which my mother never bought. I had planned a weekend just with her, but she explained the soda and snacks were for my friends.
I explained my plans and she told me, while pouting and looking worried and concerned, "What about THEIR NEEDS?" now her worry and concern went on for a while, and I thinking I was the Big Bad Dom thought wow, I really am making her OBEY!!! I explained I had not called them when they knocked on my door. Wasn't she thoughtful to have called them herself? So selfless, not wanting to bother me. So worried about their needs. So noble.
Later that evening, I was test driving a small bit of LSD and was watching her (there were 12 of them) as she took three. I realized indeed every one of us men was having orgasms 3-4 or so, but she, well I need the physics professor and his exponential equations about now.
When the smoke cleared, she shyly looked at me and asked me if I was pleased with her. Did she do a good job of taking care of ALL Their Needs. But the minor satori I had watching her come 50-100 times, let me know, Women might have a sex drive, albeit a minor one.
(Side note: gentlemen, if a woman says she has never done this before, she means with only one guy.)
Never once did she talk about her needs, her wants, her desires, for they were immaterial, she was doing it for me, for them, for the betterment of mankind. That she had to suffer through countless orgasms, showed how selfless and want a humanitarian she is.
So Men Will Fuck Mud, and trust me I have woken up next to some very questionable partners in my life.
Women get to choose.
For you physics buffs: a vacuum is irresistible to the something that is pulled into it. Rather effortless, and that empty hole between a woman's legs works in a similar fashion.
The boys might get to argue over who goes first or in which hole, but when she moves from the couch to the bed, none of the men are saying, WTF! I'm going home. I'm not walking all the way into the bedroom to fuck her. (Unless he is over 60 and the Viagra wore off and he doesn't have another. and I am giving 3 to 1 odds he will stay to watch.)
As to how many profiles are real or fake and their numerical stats, I haven't a clue, but I'll get that 18 yo on it right away, please bi, total sub, questionable morals (See: Catholic Church Advisory).
That men are hunting and women are choosing for me is apparent. I have seen it in action.
Now I have had the thought after all the bandying about of homosexuals and lesbian ratios that perhaps men are not having extramartial affairs with women, hence so many more homosexuals, taking up the slack I suppose.
In my work as a psychotherapist, I did counsel a number of couples where it appears the woman did have sex with a man other than her husband, maybe I should say men, because I found often once the closet door opened it appeared there was more than 'one bone', if we are allowed metaphorical puns.
As one woman pointed out, and this follows the ancient joke of the boy showing is little dick and saying "I've got one of these" to the girl who went cryng home and came back pulling down her panties and saying, "My mommy says with one of these, I can get all of those I want."
In my varied careers, I did a stint as a quasi-pimp. It seems I had a number of young ladies who wanted to be whores. Being a kind and caring individual, and following whatever military groups slogan of Be All You Can Be. I assisted them. They like my high school girlfriend preferred groups. If they were faking it, I should have sent them to Hollywood, because I was seeing some Academy Award performances.
There idea of working hard was at the end, they would look at each man, hand him a card with her number and say, "I hope we can do this again.... soon." I am sure there were a few times they went with a single man, but generally they could pout, yes pout into the phone, and the man would go find a few friends. I mean why waste an evening making a thousand when you could make ten.
Now I am sure there are a multitude of women doing this just like the robots who check you out at Walmart. It is pure paycheck. But again they choose to see of feel that way about it. My ladies-pure avocation.
Women to men on the net hunting? On a kinky site? I'll go with the 100-1 poster. But I did have a discussion with a grumpy fem-sub back when this was collarme and I posted four different fem-sub profiles (Oh god shall I be shunned as a fake!?!?) and was stunned at the influx of driveling idiots. Some of the profiles did produce a higher number of interesting and intelligent men, but I can only imagine what it must be like to find my long letter, one ever 3 pages or so.
I suspect the vast majority of Dom profiles are dom de louisa, mama's boy pissed at taking shit and he's heard he can get him a stupid dumb submissive slave cunt and writes to her eloquently, "Kneel down bitch and suck my dick." I am sure you subs after slamming your knees into the cracked linoleum of his mother's kitchen floor a few hundred times, have gone to Home Depot to get some knee pads and will be back shortly.
So if we throw out the 18-22 yo sub girls with the professional photographs, and then 97.3% of all male doms one of the physicists can come up with a really spiffy formula. Boys are still going to outnumber the girls by a wide number. and the girls are still going to be choosy. Well except the actual 18 yo who have never done this and are only having one, just a little one in their 5 gallon Big Slurpy cup. But with them it is pure luck and timing, like winning free tickets to the Rolling Stones on a radio call in.
I am assuming they did not include it earlier, because like Stephen Hawkins, they did not wish to harm their book sales.
Now. Men are NOT sluts! If I fuck 100 women I am a stud and very manly. Let me photoshop those pecs back in.
A woman fucks 10 (my era, likely raise to 20 these days) she is a slut.
Now, for me personally, when she crosses that century mark, She becomes a Love Goddess.
But I'm not Catholic.
Now any of you over that 20 mark and looking for a charming man to help you hit your century, do toddle over to the profile, that little button down under my name and stuff that says profile (for the 18 yo I was Not talking to you and are you trying to tell me with those lips, you have not reached your century? "But that was so Last Century.")
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