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RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation sta... - 6/15/2004 3:50:04 PM   
EStrict


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Also..and I know most have heard this but it seems appropriate for the thread:

"Don't take life to seriously...nobody gets out alive!


::laughing and pointing down:: I hope most have read that by now as I have used it for most of my 365 posts on this board :)

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RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation sta... - 7/7/2004 3:46:47 PM   
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Status: offline 		I died once, for about three minutes - I was laying on a table half naked and they started zapping me with the paddles - sounds kinky doesn't it? When I came back to life I had a pretty young nurse, with really nice boobs recessitating me. Her smile was so pretty when I came back. I really had an incentive to quit smoking after that little episode!
I want to go just like I did before, with a clean heart and a few people around me that know I love them, and I'll be happy to make the trip! I'm sure there will be some pretty dommes in heaven [image][/image]

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RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation sta... - 7/8/2004 10:05:00 AM   
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RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation sta... - 7/8/2004 5:10:32 PM   
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RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation sta... - 7/18/2004 2:25:09 PM   
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RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation sta... - 7/18/2004 4:27:35 PM   
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I want to die laughing


Funny! I am actually dateing a man who's dream it is to kill someone by makeing htem laugh.... his justification for this "murder" is..if they were laughing, they were happy, and how mad at you can they really be for that? lmao

have a great day,

pixie

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RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation sta... - 7/18/2004 4:35:59 PM   
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Status: offline 		As far as how I would like to die...*eg* there are too many fun options out there. Initially I thought, suddenly, either a decapitatoin or being shot in the face. Something that totally takes me by surprise and I am gone......but, the darker side of me, wonders what it would be like, to be tortured and murdered by a stranger over a period of days.....*shudders* (Universe, please understand that just because I am wondering, doesn't mean I am asking for it, I'll let you know if that is what I really want at another time)

thanks for reading this, have a great day,

pixie

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RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation sta... - 7/18/2004 4:42:59 PM   
pixieunleashed


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You'll Die From Too Much Anal Blood Loss!
Ouch... well, it won't hurt for you. At least, not much.
You sort of zone out when you're on the receiving end of pain.
Make things fun, usually, but you have trouble setting your limits.
And if you aren't careful - your butt will be black, blue, and red!


**disclaimer** I am just a beginner with the anal thing....I can see how, I would just end up allowing myself to be taken too far though.

have a great day,

pixie

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RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation sta... - 10/17/2004 3:48:26 PM   
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RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation sta... - 10/18/2004 4:01:06 PM   
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Status: offline 		in a firey flaming ball of death!
or of old age. those are my two top choices!

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RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation sta... - 10/18/2004 5:55:52 PM   
SentForu


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Status: offline 		Hmmm, a quick gunshot wound to the head would be nice and fast. Think about it, no pain. Would be better than, ending up in a nursing home, which is my hugest fear ever.

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RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation sta... - 10/18/2004 10:23:08 PM   
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Status: offline 		I second that on the nursing home thing.

I saw this TV program on the guilitine. (geez, gonna have to learn to spell one day. you know, that thing the French used to behead all those folks in the Revolution.) This man knew he was going to be beheaded and so told his friend he would blink his eyes if he could after he was beheaded. The friend watched the beheading and the victim blinked his eyes something like 25 times AFTER the head was separated from the body. So, pixie, might not be as instanteous as you might think.

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RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation sta... - 10/19/2004 5:19:46 AM   
SentForu


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Status: offline 		I read somewhere, that the head can still be aware a few seconds after beheading. Definately, NOT my first choice.

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RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation sta... - 10/23/2004 1:45:32 AM   
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RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation sta... - 10/26/2004 9:23:02 AM   
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Apparently I'll die from orgasms. Works for me!
Well according to the quiz, I'll go from choking on a giant cock. But maybe I'll luck out, and it will be a big clit? But I'll sure try to simultaneously die from orgasms.

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RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation sta... - 10/26/2004 10:33:38 AM   
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Status: offline 		This is a question near and dear to my heart. I don't really care how I die, I just want to be here at "THE END". I want to know how this human history ends. Do we end it ourself or do we go out like the dinosaurs as a consequence of big rock coming our way?

My biggest fear is that I just miss it. Like I have a heart attack or stroke and go into a coma right before the end. Then I die as part of the big event and in the afterlife (Yeah-assumes there is one.) there's a huge line, like 1/2 price day at Disney. And all the extra cattle mazes are active and millions and millions are waiting for the final judgment. And there I am, at the end of the line. One of the celestial beings in a red jacket happens up to me and I ask "Man is it always this busy?". And he says; "No, the 'Big Man' just got tired of the BS and pulled the plug!" Then some balding tourist guy taking pictures with his disposable Kodak who overheard; wearing shorts, black socks, and sandals, with a big beer gut almost covered with a Ozzy Osborne tee shirt says; "Man - you should have seen it!!!! It was AWESOME!!!"

I'll be adding a whole bunch more curses to list if that happens! I can just imagine finally getting to the front of the line and Pete just shaking his head chuckling as he points to the left and I hear how far down into hell I'll be going. But at least I'll know a lot of folks and it will resemble a few of the clubs and parties I've attended.

The worst part will be that beth won't be there - having been taken up early during the Rapture.



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RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation sta... - 10/26/2004 4:20:01 PM   
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This is a question near and dear to my heart. I don't really care how I die, I just want to be here at "THE END". I want to know how this human history ends.


That would be awesome except it would mean our children and grandchildren would die way too young.

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RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation sta... - 11/10/2004 11:52:12 AM   
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Status: offline 		would be nice to go saving someone else's life...like, a burning building and at the age of 102, of course, i'd walk right in there save a few children and burn to my death as a hero.....or......at my Master's feet, curled up next to the fire place, sipping fine wine as he holds my leash in his hand, gazing into my eyes, as i pass on (from old age) ..lol...that would be nice.....or, during orgasm....would do..*grins

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RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation sta... - 11/10/2004 3:18:50 PM   
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Status: offline 		I would perfer a meaningful death. In process of saving someone's life, fighting the good fight, saving kittens from a tree, etc.

Although, chances are that I will probably drop dead of an aneurism while on the toilet in a most undignified manner.

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RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation sta... - 11/10/2004 10:03:23 PM   
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Although, chances are that I will probably drop dead of an aneurism while on the toilet in a most undignified manner.


LMAO, now that would just be shitty.

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