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RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation sta... - 11/9/2006 11:38:18 AM

LaTigresse

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In a blaze of glory. Considering I am planning on being around for at least another 60 years that will prolly be, slipping, falling into a snowdrift with a broken hip and freezing to death. Okay, maybe it will just be a melty sizzle of half ass glory.

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RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation sta... - 11/9/2006 11:47:07 AM

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I want to be naked on one of those Olympic Japanese Ski Ramps, with a couple 55 gallon drums of gasoline strapped on my ass, and hit about 3 or 4 of those micky mouse microdots and a guinness and when I start peaking, I want someone to give me a light and a kick.................

That aurghta flake a little cholesterol off the veins for the last ride......

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RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation sta... - 11/9/2006 11:48:28 AM

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Philadelphia (AP)- A 35 year old man died today while exiting an adult bookstore. Witnesses say Sean exitied the building when a gang of rather sexy females jumped on him and began tearing at his clothes. It seems the women were so worked up and in such a frenzy they didn't know when to stop and ended up tearing the poor, but cute man to shreads. Nobody was able to get a good look at any of the suspects but one was overheard yelling, "Can't wait to post this on Collarme".
The investigation continues.

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RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation sta... - 11/9/2006 4:09:14 PM

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In the bunker from which I conquered and ruled the world, from a cyanide pill and gunshot to the temple, with the sound of the artillery of all the world pounding the city above as they close in.

Am I worrying......or what?

E

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RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation sta... - 11/9/2006 4:19:03 PM

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That is so fuckin' 40's I can't believe it.

Heindrich H.

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RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation sta... - 11/9/2006 5:54:34 PM

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I'll give you that light and that kick !!
It wud be my pleasure

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