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repenting of our ways - 4/10/2016 3:49:42 PM

bounty44

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so after careful consider born from, in general or in particular, being identified as a racist, bigoted, homophobic, sexist, holier than thou, self righteous, greedy, selfish, anti-science, immigrant hating, punk-ass motherfucker with my foot in my mouth, idiotic, sad little joke, dumbass, nutsucker, ive decided to repent of my ways and join the morally superior, more enlightened, effective, and certainly, as you can tell by the aforementioned evidence of many months of conversation in the forum, the more loving side.

fellow libertarian and conservative types, I urge you to join me.

now that im a democrat, when the primaries roll around in ny on april 19th, i'll be voting for either Hillary or Bernie sanders because:

I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my dog.

I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't..

I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain next week can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.

I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit.

I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

the Corps of Engineers and EPA know how to use ALL THE LAND in the continental USA land much better than we idiot citizens do.

I believe a moment of silent prayer at the beginning of the school day constitutes government indoctrination and an intrusion on parental authority but sex education, condom distribution and multiculturalism are all values-neutral.

I agonize over threats to the natural environment from CO2, acid rain and toxic waste but I am totally oblivious of the threats to our social environment from pornography, promiscuity and family dissolution.

I see absolutely no correlation between judicial leniency and surging crime rates.

I believe you don’t need an ID to vote but you do to buy beer.

I believe marriage is obsolete, except for homosexuals.

I think “fairness” is far more important than freedom.

I think an “equal outcome” is far more important than equal opportunity.

I would rather have free stuff than freedom.

my head is so firmly planted up my ass that it is unlikely I'll ever have another point of view.

of course there's a "republican" version of this, and ive seen it. the difference between the two however, is what ive written above is true, while the other is more or less not. (maybe one of my new comrades will give it a shot anyway?)

oh and, Hillary didn't do anything wrong!!!

< Message edited by bounty44 -- 4/10/2016 4:07:17 PM >