BitaTruble
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Joined: 1/12/2006 From: Texas Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: bounty44 can just encourage the woman to kill the baby? Oh, grasshopper.. listen to the wisdom of my words. You are so far away and I see are eager to comply and be assimilated. You are my new project. First.. you know how much truble it is to shave my cunt? You really think I'm capable of going up my own vag with scissors and cutting the right shit out? No, no, no. We finagled free health care for the express purpose of using doctors to murder our potential humanoids (I've heard tail er.. tale that sometimes puppies are birthed but I'm not one to judge a man's love .. might, might not be an actual human yet.. birthing it is a fer sure thing though. Goats kick like goats when they be born and ain't no two ways about that..) I digress.. The answer to your question is .. no. Neither encourage nor discourage a woman's choice, dear. Just accept the invoice in silence and take out the fucking garbage before you go to work. Now.. run along. I have bon bons to eat and you are going to require large consumptions of chocolate else I'll be vexed. You gave up your balls in the first post but I'm still waiting on the fetal deposit. Oh.. and let me be the first to welcome you to the softer side. This should be fun, yes? Step right in. ::does a quick pat down.. takes your guns and puts them in the safe next to your balls:: You won't be needing those either. ::hands you a uniform after doing a quick body cavity search and coming up empty:: No contraband? That won't do. You're new so we'd better start you off with some gateway stuff. ::puts some gateway stuff in a balloon:: Ok, grasshopper.. lets grab those ankles.
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"Oh, so it's just like Rock, paper, scissors." He laughed. "You are the wisest woman I know."
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