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RE: repenting of our ways - 4/10/2016 8:51:02 PM   
ThatDizzyChick


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don't know how, what is more or less the truth, can be stupid.

By not being even close to the truth
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plus, satire makes for good reading.

Don't give up your day job.

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RE: repenting of our ways - 4/10/2016 8:57:54 PM   
Marini


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I hope someone will start a similar thread poking fun at the right.
Sadly, there is plenty of "material" to poke fun at BOTH sides.
I wonder about those that can't see serious problems with both the left and the right.



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RE: repenting of our ways - 4/10/2016 9:01:29 PM   
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"Anyone with a three digit i.q. knows that the profit margin is significantly higher than 4%... "

Incorrect. Well it could be higher than 4 %, but the taxes are more by orders of magnitude.

They do not pay shit in taxes.

On the other hand, Iran and a few other countries subsidize(d) gasoline for the people,

Selling it for cost is not subsidy.

or used to before western oil companies decided to to TRY to punish Russia/Gazprom, which they will never achieve. Now it is so cheap they don't have to. Good going, you just made the Iranian government a shitload of money.

I have come to realize that for the most part, stupidity runs the world.

No...the rich run the world.


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RE: repenting of our ways - 4/10/2016 9:03:28 PM   
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So I guess you are rich.

T^T

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RE: repenting of our ways - 4/10/2016 9:06:14 PM   
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RE: repenting of our ways - 4/10/2016 9:10:35 PM   
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im sorry---I don't know how to respond now. should I call you a name or insult you in some fashion? this is so confusing!


Yes absolutely, name calling and insults are an important political tool if you're a liberal democrat. Start out with Nutsucker and toilet licker. Then you could try Jesus you're phouqing stupid and then maybe some Dirty Harry stuff like punkassmotherfucker. That one will make everyone think you're a real internet bad ass. After that, assuming you're intellectually inclined and you have at least half a brain, you could step it up out of the gutter and into stuff you can say on TV.



You forgot to mention a Minnesota Airport Bathroom.



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RE: repenting of our ways - 4/10/2016 9:15:11 PM   
DaddySatyr


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so after careful consider born from, in general or in particular, being identified as a racist, bigoted, homophobic, sexist, holier than thou, self righteous, greedy, selfish, anti-science, immigrant hating, punk-ass motherfucker with my foot in my mouth, idiotic, sad little joke, dumbass, nutsucker, ive decided to repent of my ways and join the morally superior, more enlightened, effective, and certainly, as you can tell by the aforementioned evidence of many months of conversation in the forum, the more loving side.

fellow libertarian and conservative types, I urge you to join me.



Okay. I'm on board, with one caveat:

I want a gig in the cabinet for which I am vastly unqualified for four years. During that time, I want trans-actional immunity for any fucking of the public or public trust I do (up to and including DOJ investigations/indictments).

After that, I want you to contact all the DNC super delegates and make sure I have a clear, undemocratic (almost soviet union-like) path to the Dem nomination.

Can ya help a brother out?



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RE: repenting of our ways - 4/10/2016 9:15:33 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr


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im sorry---I don't know how to respond now. should I call you a name or insult you in some fashion? this is so confusing!


Yes absolutely, name calling and insults are an important political tool if you're a liberal democrat. Start out with Nutsucker and toilet licker. Then you could try Jesus you're phouqing stupid and then maybe some Dirty Harry stuff like punkassmotherfucker. That one will make everyone think you're a real internet bad ass. After that, assuming you're intellectually inclined and you have at least half a brain, you could step it up out of the gutter and into stuff you can say on TV.



You forgot to mention a Minnesota Airport Bathroom.



Michael


While there are just too many to list, I should have worked that one in.


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RE: repenting of our ways - 4/10/2016 9:17:09 PM   
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Can ya help a brother out?


Sure...which way did you come in?

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RE: repenting of our ways - 4/10/2016 9:32:17 PM   
lovmuffin


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ORIGINAL: Marini

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ORIGINAL: lovmuffin


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ORIGINAL: bounty44

im sorry---I don't know how to respond now. should I call you a name or insult you in some fashion? this is so confusing!


Yes absolutely, name calling and insults are an important political tool if you're a liberal democrat. Start out with Nutsucker and toilet licker. Then you could try Jesus you're phouqing stupid and then maybe some Dirty Harry stuff like punkassmotherfucker. That one will make everyone think you're a real internet bad ass. After that, assuming you're intellectually inclined and you have at least half a brain, you could step it up out of the gutter and into stuff you can say on TV.


The thing is, we have some articulate and rather courteous liberal posters around here also.
Like dc and zonie.
I'm a former liberal turned MODERATE, {often leans left/but not always}, and I find that constant name calling offensive and I don't read 90% of it.
Don't paint all people with such a broad brush, based on the actions of those that thrive on being obnoxious and repugnant.


I can and do appreciate that many of the liberals here don't sink to that level. Sarcasm though tends to be exaggeration with an element truth or in some cases a whole lot more. Since you don't read 90% of the trash mouth stuff you'll be happy to know that in the general sense there is that element of truth in what I wrote. With regard to a couple of posters here it's not only a whole lot more but pretty much spot on.

I'm a libertarian. I lean to the left on a few things too.



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RE: repenting of our ways - 4/10/2016 9:42:46 PM   
DaddySatyr


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I'm a libertarian. I lean to the left on a few things too.



I'm a Libertarian that only leans to the left, when he's drunk and I've only been drunk, twice in 30 years (of course, once was for an entire month, after my son was killed so take that as you will).

The level of out-right lies and mean-spiritedness, targeted at a personal level on this web site comes far more easily (because it's tolerated by the admin, by-and-large), far more evilly, and far more prolifically from the left than the right.

Where else can you espouse a law and be called a racist (and the person calling you a racist becomes the hero)?



Michael

ETA: Wait! I'm sorry! I forgot! I've repented. I'm now a card-carrying, government-loving, God-hating Liberal.

(Does his best Jimmy Swaggert imitation) "I have sinned against you"



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RE: repenting of our ways - 4/10/2016 9:53:47 PM   
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I'm a Libertarian that only leans to the left, when he's drunk and I've only been drunk, twice in 30 years (of course, once was for an entire month, after my son was killed so take that as you will).

Just what caused your sons death?

The level of out-right lies and mean-spiritedness, targeted at a personal level on this web site comes far more easily (because it's tolerated by the admin, by-and-large), far more evilly, and far more prolifically from the left than the right.


You send me pic to my c mail account of you giving me the finger.
Your avitar tells us you what you want to share with us.
You are a mean spirited asshole and when someone hands it back to you cop an attitude.
Put on your big boy panties and suck it up or take your whiney ass to a more highly moderated forum where people are more politically correct.






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RE: repenting of our ways - 4/10/2016 10:00:16 PM   
lovmuffin


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I'm a libertarian. I lean to the left on a few things too.



I'm a Libertarian that only leans to the left, when he's drunk and I've only been drunk, twice in 30 years (of course, once was for an entire month, after my son was killed so take that as you will).

The level of out-right lies and mean-spiritedness, targeted at a personal level on this web site comes far more easily (because it's tolerated by the admin, by-and-large), far more evilly, and far more prolifically from the left than the right.

Where else can you espouse a law and be called a racist (and the person calling you a racist becomes the hero)?



Michael

ETA: Wait! I'm sorry! I forgot! I've repented. I'm now a card-carrying, government-loving, God-hating Liberal.

(Does his best Jimmy Swaggert imitation) "I have sinned against you"



Michael


Well, which is it ? Are you libertarian or a card-carrying, government-loving, God-hating Liberal ? I don't know whether or not to unleash my trash mouth at you

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RE: repenting of our ways - 4/10/2016 10:05:58 PM   
DaddySatyr


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Well, which is it ? Are you libertarian or a card-carrying, government-loving, God-hating Liberal ? I don't know whether or not to unleash my trash mouth at you



The way I heered a preacher tell it, once: I can commit all the sin (be a Libertarian) I want and then, when I "repent" (be a PPL), I'll be forgiven. So ... yes!



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RE: repenting of our ways - 4/10/2016 10:09:43 PM   
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The way I heered a preacher tell it, once: I can commit all the sin (be a Libertarian) I want and then, when I "repent" (be a PPL), I'll be forgiven. So ... yes!



Is repent true contrition or just some fire insurance?

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RE: repenting of our ways - 4/10/2016 10:10:55 PM   
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Well, which is it ? Are you libertarian or a card-carrying, government-loving, God-hating Liberal ? I don't know whether or not to unleash my trash mouth at you



The way I heered a preacher tell it, once: I can commit all the sin (be a Libertarian) I want and then, when I "repent" (be a PPL), I'll be forgiven. So ... yes!



Michael


Well then, I would appreciate it if you will keep right on sinning. I'll forgive you when you repent


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RE: repenting of our ways - 4/11/2016 3:38:52 AM   
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so after careful consider born from, in general or in particular, being identified as a racist, bigoted, homophobic, sexist, holier than thou, self righteous, greedy, selfish, anti-science, immigrant hating, punk-ass motherfucker with my foot in my mouth, idiotic, sad little joke, dumbass, nutsucker, ive decided to repent of my ways and join the morally superior, more enlightened, effective, and certainly, as you can tell by the aforementioned evidence of many months of conversation in the forum, the more loving side.

fellow libertarian and conservative types, I urge you to join me.



Okay. I'm on board, with one caveat:

I want a gig in the cabinet for which I am vastly unqualified for four years. During that time, I want trans-actional immunity for any fucking of the public or public trust I do (up to and including DOJ investigations/indictments).

After that, I want you to contact all the DNC super delegates and make sure I have a clear, undemocratic (almost soviet union-like) path to the Dem nomination.

Can ya help a brother out?



Michael


im not sure--I mean, if you were anything other than a white male it might be possible.

are you at least experiencing a lot of self loathing and white guilt for all the privilege you have enjoyed over the years? once youre there, will you promise to force the Washington redskins to change their name?

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RE: repenting of our ways - 4/11/2016 3:44:20 AM   
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When are you marrying your dog?



as soon as I can find a church who wont do the wedding, and a baker who wont cater the reception so I can royally sue them and ruin their lives.

on another hand, some of my friends have been encouraging me to see counseling about the dog marriage but its really tough to find a therapist who supports and approves of bestiality. can I sue them (the therapists) too for refusing to help me according to my own desires?

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RE: repenting of our ways - 4/11/2016 3:57:15 AM   
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im sorry---I don't know how to respond now. should I call you a name or insult you in some fashion? this is so confusing!


Yes absolutely, name calling and insults are an important political tool if you're a liberal democrat. Start out with Nutsucker and toilet licker. Then you could try Jesus you're phouqing stupid and then maybe some Dirty Harry stuff like punkassmotherfucker. That one will make everyone think you're a real internet bad ass. After that, assuming you're intellectually inclined and you have at least half a brain, you could step it up out of the gutter and into stuff you can say on TV.


I was also thinking of committing a crime, but I haven't bought an Obama t-shirt yet for the mug shot.

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RE: repenting of our ways - 4/11/2016 4:09:28 AM   
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don't know how, what is more or less the truth, can be stupid.


By not being even close to the truth


ah, I see youre not up on the party platform, the goals of my fellow collectivists, the bills my fellow comrades promote, and more importantly, the things they actually do.

maybe you are not a fellow traveler yet?

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