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RE: repenting of our ways - 4/11/2016 4:13:59 AM   
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I know the Left guys always accuse me of having zero sense of humour and unable to catch sarcasm.
But I seem to get Right Wing humour.

Funny Lucy don't find it funny hehe!

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RE: repenting of our ways - 4/11/2016 4:28:41 AM   
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Right Wing light hearted comedy
I know the Left guys always accuse me of having zero sense of humour and unable to catch sarcasm.
But I seem to get Right Wing humour.

Funny Lucy don't find it funny hehe!


On the contrary...everyone finds you to be hilarious.

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RE: repenting of our ways - 4/11/2016 6:26:30 AM   
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I actually found it amusing.
I hope someone will start a similar thread poking fun at the right.
Sadly, there is plenty of "material" to poke fun at BOTH sides.
I wonder about those that can't see serious problems with both the left and the right.



IF I were to write a similar thread poking fun at the right, I would get thrown off the site. And not for being insulting or lying and just basically telling the truth, not to mention Im not even american.
I could verify every single line, with multiple backups and verifiable links. I could even make it "amusing".
How well do you think its going to go down?

And I wouldnt even have to go back to the reagan years, I would start from last year. from posters and politicos.
He was baiting...simple.
As I said amusing but more for the level of undisguised ignorance...that was funny.



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RE: repenting of our ways - 4/11/2016 6:56:44 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Greta75

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Right Wing light hearted comedy
I know the Left guys always accuse me of having zero sense of humour and unable to catch sarcasm.
But I seem to get Right Wing humour.

Funny Lucy don't find it funny hehe!


I suspect the concentrated sunshine is an affront.

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RE: repenting of our ways - 4/11/2016 7:03:26 AM   
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I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

This is the core differences to me, between right and left.
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Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

This is what my country believes in and my country is known for having no freedom of speech. And I do believe the left is advocating this as well.
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I think an “equal outcome” is far more important than equal opportunity.

In my country, and I think we are the only country that constantly use the word meritocracy. We don't call ourselves a democracy, we call ourselves meritocracy. So I think it's more accurate to say liberals believe that "Equal outcome" is far more important than meritocracy. Because I believe liberals want equal opportunity, equal starting point. But if that equal start out starts to fail due to differences in individual capability, they also want equal outcome despite of the personal capability of that person. Basically, nobody suffers for being not good enough in survival of the fittest. In my country, it's all about survival of the fittest but definitely with equal start, no equal end. If a kid can't afford education, it will be sorted. No kids will be deprive of the same education as everybody else.

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RE: repenting of our ways - 4/11/2016 8:26:14 AM   
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...in survival of the fittest...


the fun thing with that phrase greta, and though im hesitant to turn the thread into serious conversation, is that on the whole liberals are godless atheists who subscribe to a naturalistic/evolutionary worldview...but then quite ironically go on to condemn actions that logically flow from the principles of natural selection.

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RE: repenting of our ways - 4/11/2016 8:36:58 AM   
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RE: repenting of our ways - 4/11/2016 8:48:52 AM   
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And on the whole nutsuckers are godless 'christians' who subscribe to a Paul instead of Jesus worldview (mistakenly and out of context)...but then quite ironically go on to condemn actions that Jesus said to perform without rancor or let.



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RE: repenting of our ways - 4/11/2016 8:51:00 AM   
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RE: repenting of our ways - 4/11/2016 8:59:09 AM   
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my head is so firmly planted up my ass that it is unlikely I'll ever have another point of view.




Even so, you didn't murder any babies so your application for inclusion is rejected.





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RE: repenting of our ways - 4/11/2016 9:25:44 AM   
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im sorry---I don't know how to respond now. should I call you a name or insult you in some fashion? this is so confusing!


Yes absolutely, name calling and insults are an important political tool if you're a liberal democrat. Start out with Nutsucker and toilet licker. Then you could try Jesus you're phouqing stupid and then maybe some Dirty Harry stuff like punkassmotherfucker. That one will make everyone think you're a real internet bad ass. After that, assuming you're intellectually inclined and you have at least half a brain, you could step it up out of the gutter and into stuff you can say on TV.


I was also thinking of committing a crime, but I haven't bought an Obama t-shirt yet for the mug shot.

I have seen numerous churches with signs out front promoting their beliefs, and all of them have Christian symbols. Isn't this a first amendment violation.
After all doesn't the basic human right to not support or be oppressed by any religion make this an attempt to establish a religion by inflicting their views on people who drive by and read the signs or, even worse see the crosses. Shouldn't we be sending troops in to clean these places out since All Baptists are as bad as the worst of ISIS?

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RE: repenting of our ways - 4/11/2016 9:30:30 AM   
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so after careful consider born from, in general or in particular, being identified as a racist, bigoted, homophobic, sexist, holier than thou, self righteous, greedy, selfish, anti-science, immigrant hating, punk-ass motherfucker with my foot in my mouth, idiotic, sad little joke, dumbass, nutsucker, ive decided to repent of my ways and join the morally superior, more enlightened, effective, and certainly, as you can tell by the aforementioned evidence of many months of conversation in the forum, the more loving side.

fellow libertarian and conservative types, I urge you to join me.



Okay. I'm on board, with one caveat:

I want a gig in the cabinet for which I am vastly unqualified for four years. During that time, I want trans-actional immunity for any fucking of the public or public trust I do (up to and including DOJ investigations/indictments).

After that, I want you to contact all the DNC super delegates and make sure I have a clear, undemocratic (almost soviet union-like) path to the Dem nomination.

Can ya help a brother out?



Michael


Yeah, become a nutsucker in colorado, for one example, no committed delegates (all superdelegates). You are helped, comrade.

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RE: repenting of our ways - 4/11/2016 9:30:54 AM   
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my head is so firmly planted up my ass that it is unlikely I'll ever have another point of view.




Even so, you didn't murder any babies so your application for inclusion is rejected.






there are some pro-life democrats though, so there is hope for me! although maybe they are pariahs amongst their kind?

would it help if I donated money to planned parenthood? I understand they don't make enough selling baby parts.

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RE: repenting of our ways - 4/11/2016 9:35:03 AM   
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Status: offline 		well at the very least we need to get those "Christians" to stop preaching hate, and criticizing the government too!

im all for their being reported, monitored and having their tax-exempt status revoked.

hey how about that? im picking up this liberal stuff pretty easily!

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RE: repenting of our ways - 4/11/2016 9:37:41 AM   
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there are some pro-life democrats though, so there is hope for me! although maybe they are pariahs amongst their kind?

would it help if I donated money to planned parenthood?



They were grand-fathered in. The roolz have changed and you must deposit a fetus with your application.

On the plus side, once your application is complete and has been accepted, your food stamps will arrive within 90 days. You can sell those for cash, donate the cash to PP and we can whack-a-mole on the pre-humans with impunity.



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RE: repenting of our ways - 4/11/2016 9:38:11 AM   
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well at the very least we need to get those "Christians" to stop preaching hate, or criticizing the government. im all for their being reported, monitored and having their tax-exempt status revoked.

hey how about that? im picking up this liberal stuff pretty easily!

We need to go back and pass Clintons hate speach bills, remember it was he who stated that pushing for tax cuts was hate speach and promotes terror.

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RE: repenting of our ways - 4/11/2016 9:39:23 AM   
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RE: repenting of our ways - 4/11/2016 9:43:45 AM   
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there are some pro-life democrats though, so there is hope for me! although maybe they are pariahs amongst their kind?

would it help if I donated money to planned parenthood?



They were grand-fathered in. The roolz have changed and you must deposit a fetus with your application.

On the plus side, once your application is complete and has been accepted, your food stamps will arrive within 90 days. You can sell those for cash, donate the cash to PP and we can whack-a-mole on the pre-humans with impunity.


and I trust that any guilt I feel, or other emotional trauma afterwards wont come from my having just done the absolutely despicable act of murdering my own baby, but rather, because of the right wingers out there who wont accept I have a right to do what I want with my own body!

err wait, im a guy sooo---how about I just have indiscriminate sex and then since marriage is obsolete or at least old-fashioned, or a woman needs a man like a bicycle needs a fish, I can just encourage the woman to kill the baby?


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RE: repenting of our ways - 4/11/2016 9:47:05 AM   
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well at the very least we need to get those "Christians" to stop preaching hate, or criticizing the government. im all for their being reported, monitored and having their tax-exempt status revoked.

hey how about that? im picking up this liberal stuff pretty easily!

We need to go back and pass Clintons hate speach bills, remember it was he who stated that pushing for tax cuts was hate speach and promotes terror.


does that have anything to do with that Christian terrorist blowing up the federal building in Oklahoma city? im still learning here---isn't this joether's bailiwick? maybe I can turn to him for help in understanding---but I don't think he's heard of my conversion yet.

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RE: repenting of our ways - 4/11/2016 9:52:13 AM   
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Submit yourselves for the Lord's sake to every human authority: whether to the emperor, as the supreme authority, (1 Peter 2:13)



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