thompsonx
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Joined: 10/1/2006 Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: lovmuffin This pretty much sums up liberal gun logic No it does nothing but sum up your ignorant unsubtantiated opinion. Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife Comes around the corner, Locks eyes with you, Screams obscenities, Raises the knife, and charges at you… You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? Liberal’s Answer: � Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question! � What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP? � Does the man look poor or oppressed? � Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling? � Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? � Could we run away? � What does my wife think? � What about the kids? � Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? � What does the law say about this situation? � Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it? � Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? � Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me? � Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? � If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? � Should I call 9-1-1? � Why is this street so deserted? � We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day. � Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. � I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. � This is all so confusing Thompsonx's Answer: I'll blow his toe off to stop him dead in his tracks.....BANG BANG.....I PHOQUING MISS.... UHGCH (the noise you make getting run through with a big knife) Not true...my answer is to shoot the fool (only fools bring a knife to a gun fight) in the foot. Punk him for his knife,shoes and lunch money. Duct tape over a fire plug and lift his skirt. Leave a coffee can and a large sign saying "will phoque for pocket change". Conservative’s Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click….. (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!BANG! Click Twelve rounds out of a 15 round mag???? Jesus you are phoquing stupid.
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