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Tigers Bored - 7/22/2006 11:01:56 PM   
Rumtiger


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Status: offline 		So...It's Saturday night, i'm sticking home this weekend, and i'm bored off my ass.

You all know what this means

So, thinking back to my little advice post given to Desert Dancer in her "cake" thread, I decided to follow in the footsteps of Loki and start my very own advice thread.

Lemme just get some advice juice.....

[half an hour later]

Okay...ask! ....ugh, that fuckin Paris Hilton song just came on, aint that bitch got VD yet?

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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/22/2006 11:04:13 PM   
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Status: offline 		* Bursts into a fit of giggles* How could she not have VD yet Rum, that's the question !

And thanking you for the giggle, I'm a little down tonight, you cheered me right up

* huggles you big*
~dancer


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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/22/2006 11:10:44 PM   
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Status: offline 		poor Tiger -- You must be really bored to ask about hilton....why is she a celebrity?  even for the weird world of celebrity-dom, she is really overrated....

ah well, hope You find something much more interesting to do soon!



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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/22/2006 11:22:47 PM   
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Status: offline 		What i want to know is who the hell told her she can sing? Is there anything/anybody she won't do?

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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/22/2006 11:22:54 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ya'll where supposed to ask me somethin.....bah...making my buzz wear off, the lot of ya.

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- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/22/2006 11:25:39 PM   
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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/22/2006 11:26:23 PM   
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So, what would be the best way to ensure that Paris Hilton aquires a VD?



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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/22/2006 11:27:37 PM   
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Status: offline 		Say you have a peacock, it goes up on your roof and lays an egg, the egg rolls off lands in the bushes in your neighbors yard. Who does the egg belong to?

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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/22/2006 11:29:51 PM   
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peacocks can't lay eggs


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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/22/2006 11:32:34 PM   
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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/22/2006 11:34:01 PM   
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Status: offline 		rich man needs it
poor man has it
miser spends it
spendthrift saves it
and all men take it to their graves...

what is it?


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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/22/2006 11:37:01 PM   
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Questions....hmmmmm....Okay, If there are baby CareBears up on Care-o-Lot, but none of the bears are male or female other then granny bear..who gave birth to the two baby bears?

Personally I always thought Funshine was the mum...


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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/22/2006 11:38:44 PM   
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Status: offline 		oh oh I have a better riddle

the man who made it doesnt want it
the man you buys it doesnt use it
the man who uses it doesnt know it
what is it

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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/22/2006 11:46:23 PM   
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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/22/2006 11:57:39 PM   
hispossession


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enigmabrat... I'm wondering if our riddles both have the same answer? 

*grins sheepishly* Tiger isn't the only one self medicating tonight... I pinched a nerve (I'm pretty sure) in my shoulder and I'm on muscle relaxants and mead so that a friend could manipulate it to see if it would fix it... it feels better but I've got the "I've ached for nearly a week with this" leftover acheness...

now that I've rambled a bit... I'll go back to reading.


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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/23/2006 12:23:15 AM   
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Status: offline 		Okay lets do this....one minute...

[5 minutes pass]

Alright...::burp::

What i want to know is who the hell told her she can sing? Is there anything/anybody she won't do?

A. Her little fucking dog told her...I swear i've taken bigger shits then that thing. And yeah, poor people....except for Greeks.

Why are you not drinking enough so your buzz wont wear off ?

A. That is a good question...poppin a seal now.

So, what would be the best way to ensure that Paris Hilton aquires a VD?

A. Get her liqoured up enough and send in a few good whores [the VD troops] and counsel them on attack, i'm pretty sure cock isent the only thing she likes, we'll start of small, a littler herpes here, and then we'll start with the heavy shit, by the end of the night her white silk panties will be colored a nice pale green.

Say you have a peacock, it goes up on your roof and lays an egg, the egg rolls off lands in the bushes in your neighbors yard. Who does the egg belong to?

A. Dont matter...I ate it already.

rich man needs it
poor man has it
miser spends it
spendthrift saves it
and all men take it to their graves...

what is it?

A. Nothing...just cause i'm in the process of gettin plastered dont mean i'm stupid.......yet.

Questions....hmmmmm....Okay, If there are baby CareBears up on Care-o-Lot, but none of the bears are male or female other then granny bear..who gave birth to the two baby bears?

A. Care bears made awsome target practice, in fact complete combat targets, hand to hand, explosives [fireworks] when I was little...oh how my sister cried hehehehe.


the man who made it doesnt want it
the man you buys it doesnt use it
the man who uses it doesnt know it
what is it

A. Ummm.......a turd?



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Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/23/2006 12:23:20 AM   
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Status: offline 		I dunno iffin they have the same answer but I was thinking the same thign

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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/23/2006 12:56:06 AM   
Rumtiger


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Fuck the Pandas!
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Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
-Tucker Max

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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/23/2006 2:03:56 AM   
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RE: Tigers Bored - 7/23/2006 2:09:24 AM   
LaMalinche


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Status: offline 		Great now we have a drunk and bored tiger!


Come here. . . lettme rub your belly!



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