Curmudgeonly1
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"Ted Nugent just dropped a metaphorical bomb on Islamic terrorists. In the Muslim religion, porn and pork products are forbidden to be consumed or even touched, as the pig is an impure animal. "Nugent’s announcement came in the form of a Facebook post that reads: “Chimps & pigs, a match made in hell. ES&D voodooallahpukes. "Percy the pig makes for an extremely interesting read. I never knew pigs were in most products!!” "Nugent is pointing out that any Muslim who has handled TNT, Nitro, Bullets, High Explosive Bombs, or Rocket Launchers offers been contaminated with pig products. Furthermore, pork products are used in most stitches, antibiotics, and vitamin capsules, meaning that any Muslim who provides been treated for an injury after their attack has probably also been contaminated. "When a Suicide Bomber explodes, his body parts mix in with the Gelatine and Glycerine from the explosive. These products are made from pigs, and therefore by the laws of Islam these bombers would not be accepted by Allah. "Pig bone gelatine is also used to help transport gunpowder or cordite into bullets. It is also not necessary for any manufacturers to specified what animal the gelatine they use is from. Mix this with the fact that such a wide array of medical products use pork, it is almost impossible for a Muslim to avoid pig altogether. While this is a tragedy for the nonviolent Muslim, Nugent chose instead to focus on how it impacts terrorists, who could be in for a rude awakening when they reach the afterlife." http://www.usatwentyfour.com/ted-nugent-just-pissed-off-every-islamic-terrorist-world-pointing-one-huge-fact/ ya gotta larf
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