MasterRenegade77
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RESUME
GEORGE W. BUSH
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington , DC 20520
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE
LAW ENFORCEMENT
I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving
under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my
driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been
"lost" and is not available.
MILITARY
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused
to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining
the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam
COLLEGE
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a
cheerleader.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE
I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil
business in Midland, Texas , in 1975. I bought an oil company, but
couldn't find any oil in Texas . The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all
my stock.
I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal
that took land using taxpayer money. With the help of my father and our
friends in the oil industry, including Enron CEO Ken Lay, I was elected
governor of Texas.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS
I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil
companies,
making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure,
Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America. I cut taxes
and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed
money. I set the record for the most executions by any governor in
American history. With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my
father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after
losing by over 500,000 votes.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT
I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a
criminal record. I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost
of over one billion dollars per week. I spent the U.S. surplus and
effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury. I shattered the record for the
largest annual deficit in U.S. history. I set an economic record for most
private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period. I set the all-time
record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period. I set the all-time record for
the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market.
In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their
jobs and that trend continues every month.
I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of
any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice,
had a Chevron oil tanker named after her. I set the record for most
campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President. I am the all-time U.S.
and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.
My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth
Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History,
Enron.
My political party used Enron private jets and corporate
attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my
election decision. I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton
against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent
investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent
investigating
one of the biggest corporate rip- offs in history.
I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and
refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was
revealed. I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history. I
changed the U..S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts. I appointed more convicted criminals to
administration than any President in U.S. history. I created the Ministry
of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United
States government.
I've broken more international treaties than any President in
U..S. history. I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United
Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission. I withdrew the
U.S. from the World Court of Law. I refused to allow inspectors access to
U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by
the Geneva Convention. I am the first President in history to refuse United
Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election). I set the
record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any President since the
advent of television. I set the all-time record for most days on vacation
in any one-year period. After taking off the entire month of August, I
presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history. I garnered the
most sympathy for the U.S.. after the World Trade Center attacks and less
than a year later made the U..S. the most hated country in the world, the
largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering
the record for protests against any person in the history of mankind.
I am the first President in U.S. history to order an
unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I
did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens,
and the world community. I have cut health care benefits for war veterans
and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their
families-in-wartime. In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our
reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British
friends.
I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%)
view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security. I am
supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD. I
have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my
father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view. All records of
SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are
sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. All records or minutes from
meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy
policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review. I am a> member of the Republican Party.
PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN THE 2006 MIDTERM
ELECTIONS.
PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERY VOTER YOU KNOW
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