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Vancouver_cinful -> RE: Overweight Male Doms (8/12/2006 4:44:39 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

did I come into this thread to late to snag the girls that are looking to fuck some fat boys?   Dammit!



Nope!! [sm=tongue.gif]




mnottertail -> RE: Overweight Male Doms (8/12/2006 4:46:27 PM)

And that is why nobody bitches about overweight male doms, rigth there........


Get 'er done!!!!




Vancouver_cinful -> RE: Overweight Male Doms (8/12/2006 4:47:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lashra

Well for me I like a man with some weight on him. My sub is 6'3 and weights 248 and thats mighty fine for me. Though I know others that it doesn't appeal to. To each their own give me the chubby guys [:D]

~Lashra


Me too.

Although right now I'm terribly attracted to a man who is slender. He does a William Shatner impression that brings me to fits of laughter, and tears, and his John Cleese makes my sides ache...

Just goes to show you, that the outside of the package is only of minimal importance in the long run.

[sm=cool.gif]




Vancouver_cinful -> RE: Overweight Male Doms (8/12/2006 4:50:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

I know I'll never forget my first Dom (sniff)  He looked like Elvis. (sigh)

http://members.cox.net/lotussong/Copy%20of%20Copy%20of%20Elvis.jpg


OMG...Lotus Song!

The tummy is cute...but did you see the golf balls he had stashed beneath it? ::faints::




LaTigresse -> RE: Overweight Male Doms (8/12/2006 4:52:11 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

YAY!!!  I have a date with LaT, drinking wine, playing on the farm, bubble baths, flashing each other...  best Saturday night fun I've had in a while...  [8D]

I know you're already squeaky clean, but can I was your hair and brush it?  I just love that myself, it's so shexy...  *purrs like a Tigger again* 




but offff course my darlinnnk

that was my best (who was that sexy german actress from years of old) impersonation




mnottertail -> RE: Overweight Male Doms (8/12/2006 4:53:48 PM)

If it gets me some p*******ssy(I had to do that), I look like elvis......fuckers been dead for a couple years now, in fact I look better than elvis.

Elvis




LotusSong -> RE: Overweight Male Doms (8/12/2006 4:54:43 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

but offff course my darlinnnk

that was my best (who was that sexy german actress from years of old) impersonation



Marlena Dietricht?  (not sure of the last name spelling)




Vancouver_cinful -> RE: Overweight Male Doms (8/12/2006 4:55:59 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

If it gets me some p*******ssy(I had to do that), I look like elvis......fuckers been dead for a couple years now, in fact I look better than elvis.

Elvis



Hey ELVIS!!! [sm=shake.gif]See, I can shake 'em, too!




LaTigresse -> RE: Overweight Male Doms (8/12/2006 4:56:16 PM)

That's it!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you!




LotusSong -> RE: Overweight Male Doms (8/12/2006 4:57:19 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful

quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong

I know I'll never forget my first Dom (sniff)  He looked like Elvis. (sigh)

http://members.cox.net/lotussong/Copy%20of%20Copy%20of%20Elvis.jpg


OMG...Lotus Song!

The tummy is cute...but did you see the golf balls he had stashed beneath it? ::faints::


That was the really sad part,,,..he could never see them either :)




Vancouver_cinful -> RE: Overweight Male Doms (8/12/2006 4:59:47 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

That's it!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you!


::Puts fists on ample hips. Remembers a certian thread and thinks hell, it might work here, even if it didn't there...::

Back On Topic Please!

::runs and hides so LaT won't know who said that...::




juliaoceania -> RE: Overweight Male Doms (8/12/2006 4:59:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful

I don't think D/s always lends itself to Teach By Example, but there are many times when it does.


Daddy teaches by example. I am one lucky lady. He has told me he is not into demanding things from me that he is unwilling to do himself... too damn bad he has no ice cream fetish like I do, I have 10 lbs I want to lose and he raises his eyebrows when I pick up a pint of Ben and Jerry's (if your reading this I have not had one bite since I got home).

I have read some very mean spirited things pointed at overweight people on this board lately, from one particular source. I have even posted to this person my distate at his comments, I have to say cruelty pisses me off more than any other thing.




Level -> RE: Overweight Male Doms (8/12/2006 5:00:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

lol at "dance move"
 
*using Elvis voice* *how appropriate LOL*........Thankyew thankyew vurry much.....


*giggling wildly, tries to "center" herself, stares at chocolate man with her smoldering green eyes, moves in close, whispers in his ear in best Marilyn Monroe/Ginger Grant voice*  "you are soooo welcome, my sweet"

* takes a teeny little nibble at Level's ear for good measure, backs away, still maintaining that ever-important eye contact...  reaches into his candy bar stash and hides one in her pocket, as she leaves*

*barely gets out of room before she is giggling all over again*  [:D] 
"I got chocolate!"  [8D]



[sm=hewah.gif][sm=banana.gif]......... you got chocolate and I got.....???????? [8D]





Vancouver_cinful -> RE: Overweight Male Doms (8/12/2006 5:01:01 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful

The tummy is cute...but did you see the golf balls he had stashed beneath it? ::faints::


That was the really sad part,,,..he could never see them either :)


[sm=biggrin.gif] You truly do run with scissors, don't cha?




Daddysredhead -> RE: Overweight Male Doms (8/12/2006 5:01:03 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

And that is why nobody bitches about overweight male doms, rigth there........

Get 'er done!!!!



ROFL.....  [:D] [:D] [:D]




Level -> RE: Overweight Male Doms (8/12/2006 5:01:04 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful

quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

*sits back in psychiatrist's chair...... puts pipe in mouth, bubbles come out......* Und so......some vould say these men are bad.....

 
[sm=biggrin.gif][sm=applause.gif]
Good try but NO. Men like that have body issues of their own; usually they feel their private parts are decidely less than adequate. They're just behaving badly out of insecurity, ignorance and fear.
[sm=boxer.gif]
 


Blast it........ lol.......... okay, when you're ready to admit how right I am, then we'll peek under that bed of yours.....




cuddleheart50 -> RE: Overweight Male Doms (8/12/2006 5:01:47 PM)

Milk???




Level -> RE: Overweight Male Doms (8/12/2006 5:03:19 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

If it gets me some p*******ssy(I had to do that), I look like elvis......fuckers been dead for a couple years now, in fact I look better than elvis.

Elvis



Elvi, take it one step further, and get you some ***** LOL, and don't forget the cream gravy!




Vancouver_cinful -> RE: Overweight Male Doms (8/12/2006 5:03:44 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

Blast it........ lol.......... okay, when you're ready to admit how right I am, then we'll peek under that bed of yours.....


Oh sh*t!! Now I have to figure out which sin I have more of...Lust or Pride!!

[sm=confused.gif]




mnottertail -> RE: Overweight Male Doms (8/12/2006 5:04:27 PM)

Sure, I 'll have a cuppa milk.........thankyouverymuch......darlin'.......uhhhhhhhhhhh......

Elvis.

(ps, if you want to be squicked: read on:)








what if he sounded like that when he came?




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