CrazyC
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Ok can we all take a breathe.....again breathe. You guys this is a joke. Nothing more or less. The person never ment to really has someone going around and kicking other's asses. I eat and breathe Vets everyday. First i am a vet (USAF), my father is one, and my sister. And i just had two sisters join the guard. To top it off, i work with vets on a daily bases and they all have either a physical of mental disability because of the service they gave to this country. So commentary for these statements.... quote:
ORIGINAL: MasterRenegade77 Rules for the Non Military (From a Veteran) 1. The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem---kick their ass. -talk but you miss a great song that was conducted at the end of a war that gave america the right to burn flags and speak our minds. 2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest---kick their ass. -yes it's cloth...but for what that cloth represents, there are generations that died for what it represents. (even if present wars aren't for the same thing, there were wars that did.) 4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling others that you used to be "Special Forces," and collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were seven years old. Now, it will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked. - Do you know how silly someone looks when doing this...LMAO...it always makes me think their education level is grade school. 5. Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, "Do you fly a jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt). - This one was hillarious too. And trust me, I don't know how many times i have been asked that! 6. If you witness someone calling the US Coast Guard 'non-military', inform them of their mistake---and kick their ass. - do you know how many people don't know that the guards are the first to be deployed during a war time, or that they are the ones that had been the first to help after 9/11. but it really is funny to hear people say this too. 7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her---of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass-kicking. -doop! i don't know how many times at a parade i forgot to do that. i was trained that i am that flag while active duty and that i was to stand at attention. 8. Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran. We are Americans, and we all bleed the same, regardless of our party affiliation. The President (for those who didn't know) is our CinC regardless of political party. We have no inside track on what happens inside those big important buildings where all those representatives meet All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out. If you keep asking us the same stupid questions repeatedly, you will get your ass kicked! - please i don't know a vet who doesn't talk about politics...in fact this Vet is talking about politics in writing this thing. 9. 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me---stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore, could kick your ass! -come on guys...this is fucking funny! it is just joking about a stupid statement. 11. 'Flyboy' (Air Force), 'Jarhead' (Marines), 'Grunt' (Army), 'Squid' (Navy), 'Puddle Jumpers' (Coast Guard), etc., are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. That could get your ass kicked. - Vets have an internal jabbing of who is the better branch. It does sound weird when we hear civilians speak our terms. But those term discribe well what their jobs are during war, and are only joked about with the greatest respect. 12. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our country would get it's ass kicked." - Seriously...it is the hardest thing being away during the holidays so support them...just not the war. "It is the Veteran, not the reporter who has given us the freedom of the press. "It is the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech. It is the Veteran, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate. "It is the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag." I will add one more: If you ever see anyone either standing for or singing the national anthem in Spanish - KICK THEIR ASS! - What?...If we all desented from the England i would say that is fine...but we don't. We are a beautiful mix of many nations who came here in hope of a new life with better values. If we don't like what we see rignt now, then we need to come together and find solutions. Tearing each other apart will not accomplish this. If anything, this just gives more power to those who are running the country. Ok...off my soap box. -c
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