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TreSwank -> RE: Why I'm Smarter than Cosmopolitan Magazine (10/31/2006 1:52:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen Could the men here, please translate the following useful phrases into manspeak for the ladies? 1) can you put "Sex and the City" on please? E "Sex and the City" and "Desperate Housewives" are probably two of the worst shows I've ever fucking seen...............PERIOD.

LadyEllen -> RE: Why I'm Smarter than Cosmopolitan Magazine (10/31/2006 1:56:56 PM)
Strangely Tre - I never watched them! What about "Bridget Jones' Diary", what about "As Good As It Gets"? Now those are great, no? Sorry, that wasnt a statement was it? Let me try again. Both the above were great. E

TreSwank -> RE: Why I'm Smarter than Cosmopolitan Magazine (10/31/2006 1:59:49 PM)
How about the best show of all time? Ain't no S.O.B's fuckin' wit' dis here. I seriously watch this show like a religious zealot. It's the best goddamn thing to ever grace the television screen, and anyone who disagrees is wrong.

LadyEllen -> RE: Why I'm Smarter than Cosmopolitan Magazine (10/31/2006 2:02:46 PM)
The Golden Girls!? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Youre more of a self contradiction even than I, Tre! Unless you were joking? I'm never quite sure with you E

mnottertail -> RE: Why I'm Smarter than Cosmopolitan Magazine (10/31/2006 2:03:00 PM)
Uff Da!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wheres the beer? Wheres the sex? Wheres the food? I tend towards the real life shows that portray stuff like that, not this kinda happy horseshit............

TreSwank -> RE: Why I'm Smarter than Cosmopolitan Magazine (10/31/2006 2:04:13 PM)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KgssjkrRqA4

mnottertail -> RE: Why I'm Smarter than Cosmopolitan Magazine (10/31/2006 2:04:14 PM)
I know it is buried deep within that guy, but there is a whimsical streak you can find if you are close enough to the fire.

missturbation -> RE: Why I'm Smarter than Cosmopolitan Magazine (10/31/2006 2:05:54 PM)
Well i learnt lots about u freaky ass men from nuts, loaded and fhm. The only things that must run through your brains (if ur mags are anything to go by) are tits, football, cars, gadgets, tits, freaky gory accidents, a bit mor footie and a few more tits!!

TreSwank -> RE: Why I'm Smarter than Cosmopolitan Magazine (10/31/2006 2:10:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation Well i learnt lots about u freaky ass men from nuts, loaded and fhm. The only things that must run through your brains (if ur mags are anything to go by) are tits, football, cars, gadgets, tits, freaky gory accidents, a bit mor footie and a few more tits!! Excuse me...........did you say something about tits?

LadyEllen -> RE: Why I'm Smarter than Cosmopolitan Magazine (10/31/2006 2:13:11 PM)
Tits go under the "sex" category under my beer-sex-food-sport scheme, Tre. either there, or in an ornithological guide, which also coincidentally features birds. E

missturbation -> RE: Why I'm Smarter than Cosmopolitan Magazine (10/31/2006 2:13:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation Well i learnt lots about u freaky ass men from nuts, loaded and fhm. The only things that must run through your brains (if ur mags are anything to go by) are tits, football, cars, gadgets, tits, freaky gory accidents, a bit mor footie and a few more tits!! Excuse me...........did you say something about tits? Nope i never mentioned ur name once [:D] It would have been tit if i had.

TreSwank -> RE: Why I'm Smarter than Cosmopolitan Magazine (10/31/2006 2:16:00 PM)
For a brief moment, I thought about starting off a brand-spankin' new thread called, "Tits....I Like Em'. "

missturbation -> RE: Why I'm Smarter than Cosmopolitan Magazine (10/31/2006 2:19:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank For a brief moment, I thought about starting off a brand-spankin' new thread called, "Tits....I Like Em'. " Go ahead lol - i like tits too - especially mine lol

TreSwank -> RE: Why I'm Smarter than Cosmopolitan Magazine (10/31/2006 2:20:44 PM)
Yeah, I like them best in my mouth. That's a really great place for them, I've heard. Sometimes, when guys are gettin' all "personal" all over your boobs, they're really gauging how much tit they can fit in their mouths. That's why I prefer smaller boobies.......when you can fit damn near the whole thing, it gives you a feeling of masculine achievement. Don't get me wrong.......big tits do it for me also.

missturbation -> RE: Why I'm Smarter than Cosmopolitan Magazine (10/31/2006 2:26:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank Yeah, I like them best in my mouth. That's a really great place for them, I've heard. Sometimes, when guys are gettin' all "personal" all over your boobs, they're really gauging how much tit they can fit in their mouths. That's why I prefer smaller boobies.......when you can fit damn near the whole thing, it gives you a feeling of masculine achievement. Ok lol - i cant fit all mine in my mouth though !!

TreSwank -> RE: Why I'm Smarter than Cosmopolitan Magazine (10/31/2006 2:27:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation Ok lol - i cant fit all mine in my mouth though !! Alright................ if you really insist, I'll volunteer for the job.

missturbation -> RE: Why I'm Smarter than Cosmopolitan Magazine (10/31/2006 2:31:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation Ok lol - i cant fit all mine in my mouth though !! Alright................ if you really insist, I'll volunteer for the job. My knight in shinng armour lol

ToGiveDivine -> RE: Why I'm Smarter than Cosmopolitan Magazine (10/31/2006 2:34:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen Could the men here, please translate the following useful phrases into manspeak for the ladies? 1) can you put "Sex and the City" on please? - This is my way of teasing you 2) when are you putting out the trash? - wah wah waahhh wah (think Charlie Brown Parents) 3) do you think the lawn needs mowing? - wah wah waahhh wah waaah wah 4) could you help me with this? {untranslatable} 5) I'm going to the store? (question mark intended) - Bye E

LadyEllen -> RE: Why I'm Smarter than Cosmopolitan Magazine (10/31/2006 2:37:24 PM)
Looking through this ornithology book, I cant see anything about putting tits in one's mouth? What does one do this for? Is it a winter practice, to prevent the poor little birdies from freezing or something? E

ToGiveDivine -> RE: Why I'm Smarter than Cosmopolitan Magazine (10/31/2006 2:42:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen Looking through this ornithology book, I cant see anything about putting tits in one's mouth? What does one do this for? Is it a winter practice, to prevent the poor little birdies from freezing or something? E It HAS been a long time for you hasn't it!?!?!

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