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What I know about Men - 11/3/2006 2:27:29 PM

LotusSong

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(Tack on what you know for sure)

Even though a male sub says he wants to be dominated.. it doesn't mean he wants to be DOMINATED. It's NOT all about you.

Give the man his SPACE. If he's quiet when he hits the door.. just leave him be. He'll talk when he's ready. Do not badger him.

Play fair.

Save the Drama fo' your Mama.

Guys are pretty basic and uncomplicated.

Do not corner a man. Even a good dog will bite when he feels threatened. If it's important..he'll tell you.

If a guy asks you out.. he obviously feels you are fine otherwise he wouldn't be wasting his time. He could care less about your hair or weight .. he sees 'you'. Do NOT ask him if your butt looks big in...(etc.) HE DOESN'T CARE!!!!

Self-confidence is really sexy. Know what you want so HE knows what you want.

Sometimes a rose is just a rose and nothing more
The trouble is that a woman will consider the color of said rose.. and then go to a book on the "language of flowers" and wonder why she got a yellow rose (for friendship) and not a red one (for love) instead of just appreciating the fact he thought enough of her to GET the rose.

(That's just some of them. )

< Message edited by LotusSong -- 11/3/2006 3:06:12 PM >

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/3/2006 3:09:07 PM

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very well said...I hate when women say "all men suck" because it's so not true...there are alot of good men out there.

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/3/2006 3:28:49 PM

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They adore the tv remote.
They virtually all sit with their hands down their pants.

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/3/2006 3:33:33 PM

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What I know? typing while hugging the remote and my hand down my pants would be impossible if not for my giant wang.

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/3/2006 3:38:07 PM

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The only difference between Men and Boys is the price of their toys...

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/3/2006 3:39:05 PM

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I didnt say they typed whilst doing this lol.
I find both things quite endearing - it wasnt a dig

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/3/2006 3:42:08 PM

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1. Men are like ...Laxatives...They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like ...Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ...Weather... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ...Blenders... You need one, but you‘re not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ...Chocolate Bars... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ...Commercials... You can‘t believe all they say.
7. Men are like ...Department Stores... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ...Government Bonds... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ...Mascara... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ...Popcorn... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ...Snowstorms... You never know when they‘re coming, how many inches you‘ll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ...Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ...Parking Spots... All the good ones are taken, the rest are the rest are handicapped.

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/3/2006 3:42:17 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Mikal

The only difference between Men and Boys is the price of their toys...

toys being......? Women?

LOL

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/3/2006 3:46:22 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji toys being......? Women?

lol... No. Toys for boys are hotwheel cars, sister's dolls (for whatever evil purpose they can think of...), cheesy comic books, etc. Toys for me are hotrod cars (or whatever wreck strikes their fancy and will cost more to fix than they will ever get for it), women (or pretty men, as the case may be), and "collectable" comics ($$$$), etc.

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/3/2006 3:47:47 PM

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dont ya just know sum1 like tres wank will come along and start a what i know about women thread

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/3/2006 3:48:54 PM

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How about strange fish that cost an average paycheck?

Or, as the old German saying goes (doesn't translate very well, but meh)

Young women and old wine
are the best use of time.

Yours,

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/3/2006 3:51:25 PM

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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji How about strange fish that cost an average paycheck?

Yep, that too... lol

Off topic, how's your no-name fish doing? Does s/he have a name yet?

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/3/2006 3:53:44 PM

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The one is named Hobbes, cuz he pounces other fish when they come too close, the other one I have not yet named......

Yours,

benji

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/3/2006 3:56:22 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

dont ya just know sum1 like tres wank will come along and start a what i know about women thread

I hope so. Both topics will be beneficial to everyone I think. I put it here because I thought it was probably a good spot. But I truly meant this to be serious.

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/3/2006 3:57:32 PM

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Men are not sneaky unless you give them a reason to be.

Men are more sensitive than you realize.

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/3/2006 3:58:37 PM

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Men are like a microwave....hit the switch and they're done

Women are like an oven.....takes awhile to warm em up

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/3/2006 4:07:46 PM

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Ok on a serious note.

What i know about men!!

In my experience when they say 'whats wrong?' and we women do our 'nothing' for hours on end before blowing up at them, the poor bloke genuinely wanted to know what was up and wouldnt it have made more sense to discuss it than let it wind us up?

They cant win when asked 'does my bum look big in this?' If they say 'no' we think they 'are just saying that' and if they say 'yes' all hell breaks loose.

Men have a pretty rough deal living with us women !!

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/3/2006 4:09:33 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation Men have a pretty rough deal living with us women !!

Yes, but we're worth it!!!

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/3/2006 4:11:43 PM

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yep confusing creatures that we r lol.
Men are so simple at the side of us.

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If it fit's in a toaster, i can cook it.

Buying 10 item's or less is not shopping !!

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RE: What I know about Men - 11/3/2006 4:21:06 PM

littleone86

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MENtal illness, MENstraul cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause...

ever notice how all womens problems start with men?

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