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cuddleheart50 -> What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 7:43:26 AM)
Ok men, lets hear it. What do you THINK you know about women.....hehehe

missturbation -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 7:53:10 AM)
Women cannot put eyeliner or mascara on with their mouths shut.

Aileen68 -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 7:56:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation Women cannot put eyeliner or mascara on with their mouths shut. So true

Fitznicely -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 8:03:07 AM)
Women are generally very surprised when they discover that men know more about how they tick than they think. Well, that's my experience anyway. [:D]

missturbation -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 8:04:23 AM)
Our obsession with shoes or (insert obsession here) is completely natural and should be indulged at all times. [:D]

CrazyC -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 8:06:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation Women cannot put eyeliner or mascara on with their mouths shut. Not true...though i know many do. That and i have alot of make-up artists friends who love doing my make-up, so i have learned to keep my mouth shut. lol

CrazyC -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 8:08:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation Our obsession with shoes or (insert obsession here) is completely natural and should be indulged at all times. [:D] Reason...it is the one thing we are sure it is going to fit, even on our chubby days (bloating days.)

missturbation -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 8:12:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CrazyC quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation Our obsession with shoes or (insert obsession here) is completely natural and should be indulged at all times. [:D] Reason...it is the one thing we are sure it is going to fit, even on our chubby days (bloating days.) Lol so true

Lorelei115 -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 8:47:53 AM)
Notice its all women answering so far? laugh I know that a woman ALWAYS notices, sometimes she just chooses to let it go. I know that no one knows how frightening a woman can be until she is defending her children. I know that women are stronger than you think, but more vulnerable than you will ever know. A woman's trust is the most beautiful thing you can ever have.

Fitznicely -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 10:42:44 AM)
Last time I checked, I was male [:)] What I know about women? Too much, but not nearly enough. Lists tend to mean a lot to them, as does leaving the seat down. Clothes. I know they need clothes sometimes. god knows why, they're much nicer naked. Oh and they have this disease that's supposed to be sexually stimulating...Cloritis or something...I skipped that lesson.

darchChylde -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 10:49:43 AM)
like an elephant, a woman never forgets... compare her to an elephant and she won't forget that either women place signifigance on events that men find insignifigant: remember the 3 week anniversary of the first time we kissed open-mouthed women expect to be disappointed, and are overwhelmed when things turn out for the better women say they want the nice guys, but go out with the dicks because an asshole has the nerve to ask women are strong, but need regular reassurance that they are appreciated for what they do -more to come; but i'm just waking, and i can't make up any more of this bullshit without coffee... i know crap about women, and that's about the smartest thing you'll ever hear from me

LotusSong -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 10:53:52 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lorelei115 Notice its all women answering so far? laugh I know that a woman ALWAYS notices, sometimes she just chooses to let it go. I know that no one knows how frightening a woman can be until she is defending her children. I know that women are stronger than you think, but more vulnerable than you will ever know. A woman's trust is the most beautiful thing you can ever have. They probably will if we can accept their answers without picking them apart. Just read and learn. My MEN post was in hopes that they can learn from us what is going on in our punkin' haids :) Maybe we can just put what they THINK we think that they think about us to get the dialog going.

RazorJAK -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 10:54:58 AM)
A few of us have come up with a standard definition for when a woman says she's FINE. F - ucked up I - nsecure N - eurotic E - motionally overbearing

missturbation -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 10:55:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde like an elephant, a woman never forgets... compare her to an elephant and she won't forget that either totally agree with this one women place signifigance on events that men find insignifigant: remember the 3 week anniversary of the first time we kissed open-mouthed Nope i forget all anniversaries and birhtdays and even my name occasionally women expect to be disappointed, and are overwhelmed when things turn out for the better Nope i expect the best and am dissapointed when it doesnt materialise women say they want the nice guys, but go out with the dicks because an asshole has the nerve to ask nope i love the bad guys women are strong, but need regular reassurance that they are appreciated for what they do deffo -more to come; but i'm just waking, and i can't make up any more of this bullshit without coffee... i know crap about women, and that's about the smartest thing you'll ever hear from me

missturbation -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 10:57:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RazorJAK A few of us have come up with a standard definition for when a woman says she's FINE. F - ucked up I - nsecure N - eurotic E - motionally overbearing ouch !! ever thought maybe we say we a re fine to avoid the convo of whats wrong with us with you guys because nothing ever changes - same old shit - different guy [:D]

RazorJAK -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 10:59:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation quote: ORIGINAL: RazorJAK A few of us have come up with a standard definition for when a woman says she's FINE. F - ucked up I - nsecure N - eurotic E - motionally overbearing ouch !! ever thought maybe we say we a re fine to avoid the convo of whats wrong with us with you guys because nothing ever changes - same old shit - different guy [:D] Insanity = Doing the same thing over and over while expecting the results to be different.

darchChylde -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 11:01:13 AM)
i know i already used this, but... quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde Why are women like snow flakes They are all beautiful. They are all different. They can all be cold as ice. But they'll all melt when they land on your face......

Lashra -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 11:01:48 AM)
Neither can guys, believe me I've watched one try to do it. [;)] ~Lashra

Lashra -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 11:03:51 AM)
Yep I use that when a man tells me how FINE he is... ~Lashra

missturbation -> RE: What I Know About Women (11/4/2006 11:06:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RazorJAK quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation quote: ORIGINAL: RazorJAK A few of us have come up with a standard definition for when a woman says she's FINE. F - ucked up I - nsecure N - eurotic E - motionally overbearing ouch !! ever thought maybe we say we a re fine to avoid the convo of whats wrong with us with you guys because nothing ever changes - same old shit - different guy [:D] Insanity = Doing the same thing over and over while expecting the results to be different. both sexes are guilty of this one surely?

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