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whisperedsighs -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/21/2006 7:43:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MagiksSlave quote: ORIGINAL: whisperedsighs quote: ORIGINAL: MagiksSlave OK today in my jewlery class I was working on one of my enamaling peaces which over this last sumester I have done 1,000,000,00 times, any way I dont know where my brain was but I took the peace out of the kiln and the first thing I do after seeting it down is go to grab the peace with my bare hand DUUUHHH idiot hmm lets see metal just comeing out of an oven that is at 1500 degrees hmmm its gunna be HOT.. well I burned my thumb and for finger on it.. I dont know where my head is but I feel really stupid... so come on people make me feel better I know Im not the only one that has gotten hurt by something stupid like this!!! so share what is the stupidest way you have ever gotten hurt!! Magik's stupid slave OUCH! Hope you heal up quickly. The stupidist way I ever hurt myself was falling off a soccer ball I was standing on! LOL I dont make a habit of standing on things that arent flat.. I have enough trouble balancing on solid grownd!!!! Magik's slave laughs I am liking you more and more!

MagiksSlave -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/21/2006 9:16:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: whisperedsighs quote: ORIGINAL: MagiksSlave quote: ORIGINAL: whisperedsighs quote: ORIGINAL: MagiksSlave OK today in my jewlery class I was working on one of my enamaling peaces which over this last sumester I have done 1,000,000,00 times, any way I dont know where my brain was but I took the peace out of the kiln and the first thing I do after seeting it down is go to grab the peace with my bare hand DUUUHHH idiot hmm lets see metal just comeing out of an oven that is at 1500 degrees hmmm its gunna be HOT.. well I burned my thumb and for finger on it.. I dont know where my head is but I feel really stupid... so come on people make me feel better I know Im not the only one that has gotten hurt by something stupid like this!!! so share what is the stupidest way you have ever gotten hurt!! Magik's stupid slave OUCH! Hope you heal up quickly. The stupidist way I ever hurt myself was falling off a soccer ball I was standing on! LOL I dont make a habit of standing on things that arent flat.. I have enough trouble balancing on solid grownd!!!! Magik's slave laughs I am liking you more and more! ((blushes)) your too sweet!! a few months ago me and Master where going to paddles and to those that have ever been they know that it is down stairs well I made the seps pretty good septs I missed the last one and toppled foword twisted my ancle thankfully not back cuz it only hurt a secent but man the was embaressing!!! Magik's slave

ScienceBoy -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/22/2006 4:44:56 AM)
I have done a lot of incredibly stupid things, and survived totally unscathed. Top contenders for idiocy leading to injury are: Grabbing a baked potato. By the skewer I'd stuck through it. After cooking it for an hour. Putting out a friend's shirt (he'd just been set on fire), using my hand - not the pint I was holding. Spraining my shoulder. By crashing into a (parked) police van, whilst cycling drunk, in the rain, with only one contact lense in. [Fortunately the police in question thought it was hilarious] Oh. And running in the pool as a kid and cracking my skull. (I was in the ward with the girl who bit the end off the thermometer, the boy who stood on the radiator pipes, and the kid who tilted his chair back)

pahunkboy -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/22/2006 5:35:41 AM)
i was always afraid of being one of those ER patients that had inserted an object into thy azz. -so biggest mistake? signing for the 3 flat i owned in chicago. i signed too many times in life

koimizu -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/22/2006 6:23:54 AM)
Instead of putting a plastic plate down on the stove eye and risking it melting, i 'tested' it with the palm of my hand. The spiral burn remained there for weeks though am thankful i did not lose function in the hand.

petdave -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/22/2006 6:30:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen Years ago, when I was an avid cyclist, I had a very expensive racing bike. I fitted one of those quick-release wheels to the front, so that when I locked it up, I would also remove the front wheel and take it with me, to deter thieves. Anyway, bright spark that I am, I went to the shops on the bike and did the wheel removal routine. I did my shopping and returned to the bike and put the front wheel back on. Forgetting to lock the thing on with the clips. Off I went, no problem at all, full speed in top gear. Until I got to a kerb I needed to jump. I jerked the handlebars up to lift the front wheel onto the kerb. The wheel came off. The front forks hit the tarmac. I went arse over tip onto the pavement. Guilty! Also from the stupid bicycle tricks department, i was bored riding down my street one afternoon, and thought i'd try swapping my hands to the opposite grips. This totally screws with your head. Ran directly into a parked car and got a bruise about 6" in diameter. Rolling my own rocket fireworks. Fuse burned down halfway. There's still plenty left, i'll re-light it. Sputtered and went out again. Hm. Kept trying until about 1/2" of fuse remained, at which point, of course, it burned in an instant and launched, leaving a long black-and-gray burned streak on my hand. Ow.

unownedredhead -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/22/2006 7:02:57 AM)
Stood up from peeing, somehow tangled myself on my thong and shorts, went careening forward, tried to grab the sink and instead slamed my hand onto the sink breaking my finger. Me at work, and having to explain the whole thing to my boss and the first aid attendant. I thought they were going to pee themsleves laughing. To this day I am the girl who broke her finger having a pee.

sapphirepleasure -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/22/2006 9:03:54 AM)
We were having fondue, and I had been pushing the little fork very hard to skewer the meat. I decided to cook a piece of onion, and for some reason pushed the fork very hard, as I had for the meat, and it imbedded itself in the fleshy part of my finger. Major pain, and I still have the scar! sp

ScienceBoy -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/22/2006 9:16:10 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: unownedredhead Stood up from peeing, somehow tangled myself on my thong and shorts, went careening forward, tried to grab the sink and instead slamed my hand onto the sink breaking my finger. Me at work, and having to explain the whole thing to my boss and the first aid attendant. I thought they were going to pee themsleves laughing. To this day I am the girl who broke her finger having a pee. You'd be amazed how common that sort of thing is - there are staggering numbers of people injured by their own socks, trousers, loo roll holders, t-shirts, hairbrushes, toilets etc. every year. I can't instantly locate the stastics, but IIRC the DoHS in the UK used to provide a yearly stat sheet for 'household item related injuries' based on what people claimed brought them to casualty..

MissyRane -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/22/2006 9:35:54 AM)
ended up with a deep cut on my temple after walking into a goal post and had to go to the hospital to have it stitched....I don't know how I was able to cut myself on a round post but I guess shit happens

missturbation -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/22/2006 9:36:41 AM)
by trusting a man i should have known better with [:D]

MagiksSlave -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/22/2006 10:22:55 AM)
LOL now dont you all feel so much better knowing we arent alone in the stupidity department!!! See this is something we ALL have in common [:)][:)][:)][:)] Magik's slave

FelinePersuasion -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/22/2006 10:29:18 AM)
When I was in a school where the kids and cook participated in lunch side by side, we had a huge giant store room and joyce our school cook had a giant store room size can fall and break her foot. quote: ORIGINAL: JerseyKrissi72 dropped a can vegetable on my foot...that shit hurts!!!!![:(]

Killbotsgirl -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/22/2006 9:45:00 PM)
well this morning i was getting Masters new shoes ready and couldnt find the scissors so i grabed a stake nife and cut the plastic thingy keeping the tag on the shoe the nife came up and cut me on the middle of the forehead

reverendtorres -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/22/2006 9:53:46 PM)
I bruised myself on a teddy bear once, many years ago. I was tossing it up in the air and catching it, and missed it on one of its trips down. The button nose slammed into my forehead and I got a round bruise about 2 inches across right between my eyes.

Killbotsgirl -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/22/2006 9:58:19 PM)
quote: original reverendtorres I bruised myself on a teddy bear once, many years ago. I was tossing it up in the air and catching it, and missed it on one of its trips down. The button nose slammed into my forehead and I got a round bruise about 2 inches across right between my eyes. my mickey mouse doll did the same thing i think it was a bath time mickey doll

DiurnalVampire -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/22/2006 10:04:09 PM)
I have managed to get all beat up playing with the new puppy. Shes a St bernard, and doesnt quite know her own strength. I went to the doctor today and he asked me if I were being beaten by my boyfriend. I said, no im being beaten by my puppy. The nurse came in to see if everythign was OK, the doctor was laughing so loud you could hear it in the waiting area. DV

thetragics -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/22/2006 10:09:43 PM)
I am a chef by trade, and I have preformed the stupid touching-the-hot-thing-from-the-oven trick alot, bu the best thing I ever did was throw a skittle 4 stories in the air, trying to catch it in my mouth. Having done this sort of thing many times before, I was very good at. Well this time I threw it and followed it down very well, right up until the end, when it smashed my front tooth into oblivion. I have a plastic tooth now.

Killbotsgirl -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/22/2006 10:13:48 PM)
i had my fone fall on my foot i am very accident prone

LadySeraphina -> RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself (11/22/2006 10:26:48 PM)
My boy was once stapling paper, and apparently he thought it would be a good idea to hold the paper up with his thumb behind it, and then staple the paper onto his thumb. He also has a large pink scar on his spine that is still as large as the pad of my thumb, and it's nearly 6 months old. How'd he get it? Rugburn. Thank you, thank you. I take full credit. [sm=trident.gif] He feels I must mention his recurring red scars on his sides below his ribcage. It's not a stupid injury, it's my way of offering 'encouragement'.

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