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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/7/2007 12:04:35 PM

hotmuffin

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i love your tips FullCircle. you should start up a "FC's tips daily" or something

you did forget a very important one:

never take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time

;pxxx

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/7/2007 12:34:45 PM

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is random stupidity better than planned stupidity

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/7/2007 5:33:40 PM

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Having to use ID to prove you are over 18 to buy matches.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/7/2007 7:01:03 PM

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just shoot me

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/7/2007 7:06:01 PM

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Peter Griffin: I was just catching up on some plunger nipples...

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/7/2007 8:40:00 PM

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Heard on a golf course...
Do you wash your balls?
No my wife washes my balls before every game.
She does?
Yes, she did such a great job at washing my balls and getting them clean that I now have her do it all the time.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/7/2007 9:12:06 PM

LeMis

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you're getting sleepy.......
very sleepy..................
very, very sleepy....................

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/7/2007 9:18:11 PM

RobertCloud

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Yeah.. it is only two hours late for my night time medications.. lol.. but I am not sleepy. If I take them I will be.
Don't you hate medications that you know will put you to sleep even when you don't want to go to sleep.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/7/2007 9:20:51 PM

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I don't know, never had any meds like that... thinking I may need some though...

Some sleep meds need to be taken while in bed and ready to sleep, lol.

I am sleepy, think I will head off to slumber, nighty-night.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/7/2007 9:24:45 PM

RobertCloud

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Night...

Ni is a Lakota Word as well as being short in English for Night, Ni pronounced like knee means You in Lakota.

Nite is also a Lakota Word as well as a bastardization of the word Night in English, it is pronounced knee tay in Lakota and means "ass" or "butt"

So when I see someone type

Ni Nite as a shortened form of Night Night, I laugh because in Lakota they just said to me "You Ass"

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/8/2007 2:54:12 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: katzschen

It's a world of laughter
A world of tears
It's a world of hope
And a world of fears
There's so much that we share
That it's time we're aware
It's a small world after all
There is just one moon
And one golden sun
And a smile means
Friendship to ev'ryone
Though the mountains divide
And the oceans are wide
It's a small world after all
it's a small world after all...
it's a small, small world

Oooh, does this mean i get to scene during training? i don't wanna if i have to wait til april/may to get an opportunity to go for another round. Wait, i really wanna session but i don't wanna ruin training. i'm so conflicted... Please, don't play this song, it reminds me i can't scene.
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/8/2007 3:11:55 AM

katzschen

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quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

quote:

ORIGINAL: katzschen

It's a world of laughter
A world of tears
It's a world of hope
And a world of fears
There's so much that we share
That it's time we're aware
It's a small world after all
There is just one moon
And one golden sun
And a smile means
Friendship to ev'ryone
Though the mountains divide
And the oceans are wide
It's a small world after all
it's a small world after all...
it's a small, small world

Oooh, does this mean i get to scene during training? i don't wanna if i have to wait til april/may to get an opportunity to go for another round. Wait, i really wanna session but i don't wanna ruin training. i'm so conflicted... Please, don't play this song, it reminds me i can't scene.

I'm lost...

< Message edited by katzschen -- 1/8/2007 3:13:15 AM >

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/8/2007 3:18:32 AM

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Tungsten carbide drills?

What the bloody 'ell's tungsten carbide drills?

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/8/2007 4:58:21 AM

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I'm thinking about reviving a good thread from 2004...

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/8/2007 7:49:19 AM

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Punching a streetsign instead of the person you are mad at

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/8/2007 7:52:51 AM

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allowing someone to make you angry enough to need to punch anything

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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/8/2007 11:27:48 AM

darchChylde

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heard from a boy who fell down in a playground "MOM!!! I BROKE MY UTERUS!!!"

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/8/2007 11:32:46 AM

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JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man
Named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his
wife looked back and was turned to salt. Concerned, James asked: "What
happened to the flea?"

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/8/2007 1:07:14 PM

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...down in the valley of jolly Green Giant....

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/8/2007 1:34:07 PM

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the jolly green giant is very scarey

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