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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/5/2007 1:50:56 PM   
katzschen


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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/5/2007 3:34:09 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/5/2007 4:02:45 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/5/2007 4:15:22 PM   
FullCircle


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Status: offline 		FullCircle says:

Don’t let anyone see that you have an empty in-tray or someone will either try to fill it with shit or steal the in-tray.

The bin shall set you free.

Don’t reinstall Windows because it takes one week to get it back the way you want it and another month to catch up on the updates.

Learn the positions of the people sitting on the train and store in your mind the stop they get off at. Position yourself next to the person that will get off the train next. If this position is taken by another person following the methods of FullCircle then position yourself next to the next person to get off the train. If coughing and spluttering fails to scare the person away that is standing next to the next person to get off the train I can’t help you get a seat; for they are a follower of the methods of FullCircle.

Feed the pigeons because they are your loyal followers and as such should be treated well.

Get an office with a door ASAP this enables an individual to sleep at work as long as the knock before entering rule has been established.

If you have a long running vendetta against the cleaners at your office make sure you save all your rubbish up in a place they can’t find it and then on Friday dump it all in the bin at once.

Boxes with them annoying flat ribbon tie thingeys can be opened if you turn the box upside down and pull the ribbon apart at the location it was fixed together.

If you catch your dad watching porn don’t tell your mother but if you catch you step dad watching porn tell your mother.

Never clean your desk completely as it looks like you have no work or spend too much time cleaning desks.

On your last day at work yank all the numerical keys out of your keyboard and put them back in place but with the ‘9’ at the bottom right and the ‘1’ at the top left. This tradition has been set in place to make the next person that does your job look incompetent and make your boss wish he hadn’t fired you.

If you need something installed on your computer at work call an Administrator. Administrators have special button pressing skills and can reply to all common questions asked by installation wizards. Examples of some complex questions include: “Do you agree with all this text below you aren’t going to bother reading?” and “Do you want to create a desktop icon to worship?”

My English teacher told me every story has a beginning, a middle and an end I thought this to be true until I watched the second Pirates of the Caribbean Film.

THE END


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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/5/2007 6:18:45 PM   
Daddysredhead


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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/5/2007 6:20:53 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/5/2007 6:36:57 PM   
katzschen


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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/5/2007 6:40:38 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/5/2007 7:48:00 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/5/2007 8:11:22 PM   
LeMis


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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/5/2007 9:01:05 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/5/2007 9:07:27 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/5/2007 9:09:04 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/5/2007 9:14:56 PM   
Lorelei115


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What's new Pussycat? (whoa whoa whoa)

Pussycat, Pussycat I've got flowers and lots of hours
to spend with you!
So go and powder your cute little pussycat nose.

Pussycat pussycat I love you... Yes I do....
You and your pussycat nose.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/5/2007 9:40:01 PM   
RobertCloud


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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/5/2007 10:38:47 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/5/2007 10:50:12 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/6/2007 12:44:05 AM   
katzschen


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Dumb man climb tree to get cherry; wise man spread limbs.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/6/2007 2:20:00 AM   
katzschen


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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/6/2007 3:49:34 AM   
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