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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/6/2007 5:25:39 AM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/6/2007 7:40:17 AM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/6/2007 8:00:49 AM   
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ORIGINAL: RedSavageSlave

If you read this thread while doing acid...does it begin to make sense?


We should ask darchChylde's boss to test that theory out.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/6/2007 2:34:40 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/6/2007 3:11:48 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/6/2007 4:24:17 PM   
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Climbing a steel flagpole in the winter, stark naked.


uhmmmm...... OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/6/2007 8:18:52 PM   
LeMis


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can you imagine "something else"? 

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/6/2007 8:24:13 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/6/2007 8:42:10 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/6/2007 8:56:52 PM   
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ORIGINAL: RobertCloud

Climbing a steel flagpole in the winter, stark naked.


uhmmmm...... OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!


This is an actual case of a winner of an Honorable Mention from the Darwin Awards. He did not win a Darwin Award because he lived, but he did manage to remove himself from the gene pool. For when he slid down, he just let go, and he forgot skin freezes to steel. He left his scrotum at the top of the flag pole.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/6/2007 8:58:16 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/6/2007 9:02:46 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/6/2007 10:34:07 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/6/2007 10:42:07 PM   
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The internet is for porn~

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5430343841227974645


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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/6/2007 10:47:05 PM   
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The internet is for porn~

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5430343841227974645


Glad I was not drinking or eating when I hit this link...

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/7/2007 12:38:33 AM   
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A world of tears
It's a world of hope
And a world of fears
There's so much that we share
That it's time we're aware
It's a small world after all
There is just one moon
And one golden sun
And a smile means
Friendship to ev'ryone
Though the mountains divide
And the oceans are wide
It's a small world after all
it's a small world after all...
it's a small, small world

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/7/2007 1:08:28 AM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/7/2007 7:28:01 AM   
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ORIGINAL: RobertCloud

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ORIGINAL: RedSavageSlave

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ORIGINAL: RobertCloud

Climbing a steel flagpole in the winter, stark naked.


uhmmmm...... OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!


This is an actual case of a winner of an Honorable Mention from the Darwin Awards. He did not win a Darwin Award because he lived, but he did manage to remove himself from the gene pool. For when he slid down, he just let go, and he forgot skin freezes to steel. He left his scrotum at the top of the flag pole.


Guess thats one way to leave your mark in society......

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/7/2007 8:14:58 AM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/7/2007 9:53:40 AM   
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Status: offline 		     Have you ever really paid any serious attention to the enunciation of the ghetto-fied black person?  Well, I'm pretty much fascinated by colloquial blackspeak, and for the sole purpose of your "perusing" pleasure, I'd like to list two of my absolute FAVE Afro-nunciations.

"Can I AX you a question?"  Oh no!!!! I thought that were going to ASK me a question, but now that you're going to AX me instead, I just might not respond. Hell......I might even call the po-po's.   How bout' them apples, Bernard?

"Yeah......it's my BIRFDAY"  Holy fucking dogshit!  This whole time, I've been celebrating my birthday with a 24-pack of Miller High-Life, while unbeknowst to Yours Truly, I can get uber-wasted TWICE A YEAR.  You see........I've neglected to celebrate my "birf-day", and focused on my birthday, instead. 

I don't even know what brought that to the surface.  I think it was a bitchin' hot black girl with whom I had the pleasure of existing in a state of co-workerdom that lasted for about a month.  TreSwank pretty much wanted to copulate with this dusky, doe-eyed creature.........and when she'd say "Can I AX you a question?" my heart would melt into a puddle of jizz-textured, concupiscent sappiness.  This girl's ass made my mouth water.........fo' real, dawg.  You see - it's been my dream for ages to date a hot, chocolate-skinned sistah with a butt that'll sky-rocket my loins into a feeding frenzy.  There's gotta to be a Shaniqua, or a LaShanda somewhere out there with the potential to have a love-jones for the Swankster.  It's almost enough to make me regret my status as THE EPITOME OF CAUCASIAN-WHITE-MALE.
 
   Those sistahs just need to know that "Once you go white, you'll know you did right!"

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