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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/4/2007 8:43:30 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/4/2007 8:53:12 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/4/2007 8:54:06 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/4/2007 9:28:35 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/4/2007 9:41:22 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/4/2007 9:57:58 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/4/2007 11:45:55 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/5/2007 12:05:13 AM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/5/2007 12:49:55 AM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/5/2007 1:18:11 AM   
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i taste purple


Does that mean if I lick your face, you'll taste purple? Because I've always wondered what purple tasted like...

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/5/2007 2:44:30 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: katzschen

quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

i taste purple


Does that mean if I lick your face, you'll taste purple? Because I've always wondered what purple tasted like...


actually, you would taste a strange mix of salt, orange, peach and bourbon

but if i tasted you, or anything but tears, an orange, a peach or bourbon i would taste purple... those things taste aquamarine to me

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/5/2007 2:53:26 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

quote:

ORIGINAL: katzschen

quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

i taste purple


Does that mean if I lick your face, you'll taste purple? Because I've always wondered what purple tasted like...


actually, you would taste a strange mix of salt, orange, peach and bourbon

but if i tasted you, or anything but tears, an orange, a peach or bourbon i would taste purple... those things taste aquamarine to me


Well, the bourbon sounds good... and the orange. However, mixing them all together would be questionable at best.


What does aquamarine taste like?

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/5/2007 2:55:18 AM   
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What does aquamarine taste like?


alot like deep fat fried purple, but with a little yellow sprinkled on it

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/5/2007 3:06:41 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

quote:

ORIGINAL: katzschen

What does aquamarine taste like?


alot like deep fat fried purple, but with a little yellow sprinkled on it


Hmm... now I've got a craving for midnight blue... with a little burnt sienna on the side.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/5/2007 7:56:48 AM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/5/2007 8:10:01 AM   
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how random can random stupidity actually be?


stupidity actually random? be how random can

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/5/2007 8:21:47 AM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/5/2007 8:30:30 AM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/5/2007 8:33:59 AM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/5/2007 1:33:15 PM   
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