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RE: Oh you luck Americans!! - 1/13/2007 10:48:34 AM   
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Status: offline 		American football is not football its a mix between rugby and football. Ive watched and its boring. Give me the rigours of rugby any day.
 

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RE: Oh you luck Americans!! - 1/13/2007 10:57:03 AM   
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You have admitted NG that they dont get from employment.



 WTF? Only in your imagination, Seeks. Tell  you what, you and I are from two different planets - fuck knows how we've ended up fellow countrymen.



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RE: Oh you luck Americans!! - 1/13/2007 11:02:20 AM   
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RE: Oh you luck Americans!! - 1/13/2007 11:05:09 AM   
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American football is not football its a mix between rugby and football. Ive watched and its boring. Give me the rigours of rugby any day.
 

Personally, I don't see how such a sensual and beautiful lady like yourself could possibly be anything but spot-on. This is a dire situation which must be quickly rectified. I will write the Commisioner of the NFL right away and demand he see to renaming our sport, as it is in direct contradiction to your wishes and proprietary definitions of sports in general, worldwide.

Apologies from all Americans for this travesty, I'm sure.
MGD

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RE: Oh you luck Americans!! - 1/13/2007 11:06:09 AM   
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Status: offline 		My my, what a fever pitch this dissention has risen to.
Football vs Futbol ..as if.
American Football is utterly dependant on Futbol (soccer) Until reading this thread I assumed it was similar to the minor league in baseball, for NFL place kickers.

Say what you will about the glitz and glam of our #1 televised sport, you'll not dilute the beauty and grace of it's defining moment, that being an innovation known as the forward pass, resulting in what is likely the most breathtaking representation of human physicality and agility, another innovation called slow-mo, ever cast into our living rooms. A wide reciever's ascent, bobbling grasp, reception and descent into the end zone, bearing a fruitful six points, and all the while, he has no idea of what peril that descent will bring, or who awaits him with bitter acrimony below. It is a spectacle which I have witnessed countless times, and never ceases to amaze and enthrall, and beyond all the accusations of cowardice and wimpyness via pads and helmetry, the "play" represents what football is, and takes bravery, concentration, agility and skill few white men can achieve. He is the modern day knight in shining armor. Belittling him can only make you seem foolish, if not blind, and even bringing futbol into any comparative equation will establish your mindset as "easily entertained".

This seems to exclude the much more common aspect of "line up a bunch of big wobbly men let them run into each other and watch the bloke at the other end of the pitch "as above" miss the ball". Then stop and swop one bunch of big wobbly men for another bunch.......only problem with American football is it stops when the action gets interesting. Make them stay on the pitch for 40 minutes, no swoping, no stopping and then we might see some fun. It might also move from a global minority sport.....  LOL I like the helmets and pads, they add colour to a 3 hour endurance event (for the crowd not the players)  :)  American Football is about very specialist sporting prowess, kicker / defence / run and catch / throw /
Football and Rugby is about a wider range of general skills and high levels of stamina and fitness.


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RE: Oh you luck Americans!! - 1/13/2007 11:07:13 AM   
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ORIGINAL: missturbation

American football is not football its a mix between rugby and football. Ive watched and its boring. Give me the rigours of rugby any day.
 

Personally, I don't see how such a sensual and beautiful lady like yourself could possibly be anything but spot-on. This is a dire situation which must be quickly rectified. I will write the Commisioner of the NFL right away and demand he see to renaming our sport, as it is in direct contradiction to your wishes and proprietary definitions of sports.

Apologies from all Americans for this travesty, I'm sure.
MGD



Id appreciate that. All this talk of futbol, rugby, american football, soccer and football has my head in a spin and it wudnt do for my pretty little head to remain in a spin for too long.

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RE: Oh you luck Americans!! - 1/13/2007 11:18:27 AM   
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ORIGINAL: missturbation

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ORIGINAL: missturbation

American football is not football its a mix between rugby and football. Ive watched and its boring. Give me the rigours of rugby any day.
 

Personally, I don't see how such a sensual and beautiful lady like yourself could possibly be anything but spot-on. This is a dire situation which must be quickly rectified. I will write the Commisioner of the NFL right away and demand he see to renaming our sport, as it is in direct contradiction to your wishes and proprietary definitions of sports.

Apologies from all Americans for this travesty, I'm sure.
MGD



Id appreciate that. All this talk of futbol, rugby, american football, soccer and football has my head in a spin and it wudnt do for my pretty little head to remain in a spin for too long.


Alas, I regret to say our cad of a commisioner has refused, adding "yeah, I dig those brit babes too man, but you can't let em take over in American sports like they did in the Olympics" How does such a dolt gain such high appointment? I'm baffled, and despair to hear of your head-spinning dilemna. Hopefully its but a metaphor, and not actually like that portrayed in the excorcist, as if so, you'll need far more than any NFL commissioner to be well, and as the "son of a preacher man", I offer myself as humble executor for your excorcism.
ah pobracita...

MGD

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RE: Oh you luck Americans!! - 1/13/2007 1:55:10 PM   
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ORIGINAL right_honourable_NG
 WTF? Only in your imagination, Seeks. Tell  you what, you and I are from two different planets - fuck knows how we've ended up fellow countrymen

. Well I was here before you NG, paid for your education, what a waste of money that was, so you are banned
Here means the UK by the way !!!

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RE: Oh you luck Americans!! - 1/13/2007 2:28:21 PM   
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It's not fecking soccer its football. God !!!!!


Ah yes but since he will be playing here, now they are associated with soccer. lol nice loop hole. They will never replace our american icon couple of "Branjolina" but maybe they can live next door to eachother and car pool the kids and be star-bucks swilling soccer moms.... the tabloids will love it!

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RE: Oh you luck Americans!! - 1/13/2007 2:52:16 PM   
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You would think Rugby players would come over here to play American football, since the pay is x10, and the Americans are all sissys.


Yep but our rugby players are thick, comes from all those knocks to the head


Sorry ladies what about those Aussie rugby guys.... like englands dirty dangerous cousins.... damn they are hot!!

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RE: Oh you luck Americans!! - 1/13/2007 2:53:15 PM   
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ORIGINAL: mgdartist

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ORIGINAL: missturbation

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ORIGINAL: mgdartist

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ORIGINAL: missturbation

American football is not football its a mix between rugby and football. Ive watched and its boring. Give me the rigours of rugby any day.
 

Personally, I don't see how such a sensual and beautiful lady like yourself could possibly be anything but spot-on. This is a dire situation which must be quickly rectified. I will write the Commisioner of the NFL right away and demand he see to renaming our sport, as it is in direct contradiction to your wishes and proprietary definitions of sports.

Apologies from all Americans for this travesty, I'm sure.
MGD



Id appreciate that. All this talk of futbol, rugby, american football, soccer and football has my head in a spin and it wudnt do for my pretty little head to remain in a spin for too long.


Alas, I regret to say our cad of a commisioner has refused, adding "yeah, I dig those brit babes too man, but you can't let em take over in American sports like they did in the Olympics" How does such a dolt gain such high appointment? I'm baffled, and despair to hear of your head-spinning dilemna. Hopefully its but a metaphor, and not actually like that portrayed in the excorcist, as if so, you'll need far more than any NFL commissioner to be well, and as the "son of a preacher man", I offer myself as humble executor for your excorcism.
ah pobracita...

MGD


Right until ur nfl commisioner complies with my demands i am going on a flirting, charm strike. I am now officially miss moody brit - hmm lets see how u all like them apples?

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RE: Oh you luck Americans!! - 1/13/2007 2:54:24 PM   
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ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave

If you are short sighted, like I am, If you watch American football in  a large stadium , like I have, then you dont even know where the ball is half the time. What good is that ?

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ORIGINAL right_honourable_NG
 WTF? Only in your imagination, Seeks. Tell  you what, you and I are from two different planets - fuck knows how we've ended up fellow countrymen

. Well I was here before you NG, paid for your education, what a waste of money that was, so you are banned
Here means the UK by the way !!!



actually i vote to keep NG and ban you so ner

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RE: Oh you luck Americans!! - 1/13/2007 2:55:47 PM   
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It's not fecking soccer its football. God !!!!!


Ah yes but since he will be playing here, now they are associated with soccer. lol nice loop hole. They will never replace our american icon couple of "Branjolina" but maybe they can live next door to eachother and car pool the kids and be star-bucks swilling soccer moms.... the tabloids will love it!


the beckams are far closer to the other star couple u have - tom cruise and katie holmes. After all tom cruise advised david to make the move state side.

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RE: Oh you luck Americans!! - 1/13/2007 3:04:29 PM   
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the beckams are far closer to the other star couple u have - tom cruise and katie holmes. After all tom cruise advised david to make the move state side.


Oh please don't associate the USA with "TomCat"  most of those I know can't stomach that much insult. They represent the Sciencetologists first and foremost.

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RE: Oh you luck Americans!! - 1/13/2007 3:09:07 PM   
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we have: coffee breaks   compared to your: tea time
             our biscuits                                   scones
                   cookies                                   biscuits
       but we both have fags and can use a good jump from time to time but those things are two totally different concepts when you jump across the pond lol Makes for great discussions when english and americans drink beer together.

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RE: Oh you luck Americans!! - 1/13/2007 3:09:09 PM   
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the beckams are far closer to the other star couple u have - tom cruise and katie holmes. After all tom cruise advised david to make the move state side.


Oh please don't associate the USA with "TomCat"  most of those I know can't stomach that much insult. They represent the Sciencetologists first and foremost.


sorry but u get all three now posh and becks branjolina and tomcat - my sympathies

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RE: Oh you luck Americans!! - 1/13/2007 3:10:58 PM   
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the beckams are far closer to the other star couple u have - tom cruise and katie holmes. After all tom cruise advised david to make the move state side.


Oh please don't associate the USA with "TomCat"  most of those I know can't stomach that much insult. They represent the Sciencetologists first and foremost.


sorry but u get all three now posh and becks branjolina and tomcat - my sympathies



Hey wait a minute, you get Madonna from us and give us back Posh spice???? that is not a fair trade!

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RE: Oh you luck Americans!! - 1/13/2007 3:12:13 PM   
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ORIGINAL: BDSM05478

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ORIGINAL: missturbation
the beckams are far closer to the other star couple u have - tom cruise and katie holmes. After all tom cruise advised david to make the move state side.


Oh please don't associate the USA with "TomCat"  most of those I know can't stomach that much insult. They represent the Sciencetologists first and foremost.


sorry but u get all three now posh and becks branjolina and tomcat - my sympathies



Hey wait a minute, you get Madonna from us and give us back Posh spice???? that is not a fair trade!


No its not is it but we got the better deal so what do i care lol

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RE: Oh you luck Americans!! - 1/13/2007 4:17:13 PM   
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Status: offline 		Right, I'm always open to ideas providing they're sensible so I'll reserve judgement on this gridiron thing until a few holes are filled as follows:

1) Why do gridiron players wear what can only be described as stockings?

2) Why is there a bloke shouting out random numbers while the rest of the players get up close and personal (in their stockings)?

3) Why do they wear motorbike helmets?

Any light you can shed on this will be appreciated.

Thanks in advance,
Joe Montana

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RE: Oh you luck Americans!! - 1/13/2007 4:30:57 PM   
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ORIGINAL right_honourable_NG
 WTF? Only in your imagination, Seeks. Tell  you what, you and I are from two different planets - fuck knows how we've ended up fellow countrymen


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. Well I was here before you NG, paid for your education, what a waste of money that was, so you are banned
Here means the UK by the way !!!


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ORIGINAL Missturbation
actually i vote to keep NG and ban you so ner


You have just proved what I always suspected Missturbation, Only academics and experts should have the vote. Democracy leads to disastrous results. lol

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