MadRabbit -> RE: Answering and advising Problems (1/24/2007 8:27:02 PM)
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Also...I want to announce I will be opening MadRabbit's Free SM Advice Hotline. Even though I have little actual experience being a relative novice, I have been an online Dom for nearly 8 years...and I think thats good enough, dont you? No question is too big or too small....I will simply reach into this hat I have on my desk and pick out a random peice of paper where I have written several of the famous SM "cliches" that I have gathered from watching Internet message boards during all my years of hard earned "experience". You'll get wise and great answers like... "Always use your safeword." and... "Bottoms make the best tops" Of course, anyone who has even a little bit of experience, will laugh at me, but hopefully I will find someone more ignorant then myself who will worship me as the enlightened SM guru that I pretend to be. The hardest part will be typing with one hand while I jerk myself off with the other so I hope you all appreciate this service I am offering. Waiting the onslaught of emails!
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